Blue Streak Page #3

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Stop eating cold cuts because

it's seeping through your pores.

Will do.

I'll put one ridge on your ass.

Let's roll. That's cool.

Let's get out of here.

Detective, I know I'm new at this...

...but I thought we were supposed

to arrest the bad guys.

Now he owes us one.

So that's how it works.

We let the little fish go, so that

we can catch the big fish later.

I got it. I got it.

You mind if I drive?

I know a shortcut.

You might wanna buckle up.

Are you in a hurry, sir?

Just testing your car.

Balancing out your sh*t.

When was the last time

you got all up on this thing?

I've never gotten all up

on anything, sir.

Sometimes you gotta feed

some speed to your ride.

Sir! Watch it!

This is the police!

Move your busted-ass vehicle!

Move, move, move, move, move!

This is the LAPD.

We'll pop one in your ass.

We got guns and sh*t.

I could get used to this!

I like!

I like!

Used to what?

Driving. See, my last partner

did all the driving.

Who was your partner?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Why?

Hey, look, I'm deep, okay? There's

just some places I can't talk about.

We're partners. We gotta communicate.

This thing's like a marriage.

No, this is nothing like a marriage.

- What is it like?

- It's more like a one-night stand.

Wham, bam, thank you, officer.

- It's like that?

- It's like that.

We're just gonna fight crime

and zip the rest of that sh*t up.

Are you married?

- Girlfriend?

- Not anymore.

What happened?

Work got in the way.

See?

Somebody took out a fire hydrant.

- I'll handle this.

- I gotta get back. I got a headache.

We're on duty.

But I need an aspirin.

A big one, like a hockey puck.

Gentlemen. Excuse me.

Could you come here for a second?

Relax, sir.

Just take it easy for a second.

Morning, officer.

Morning. Where's your aspirins?

Back there by the soda machines.

Appreciate it.

I wanna know how the car

hit the fire hydrant.

- Open the register!

- Don't shoot!

Come on, man!

Oh, man!

Come on! The safe too!

Come on.

Shots fired. Request help.

Detective Malone!

You okay?

Oh, sh*t!

Get back! Back! Get back!

Freeze!

Put your hands on the pavement!

- Hands on the pavement!

- There is no pavement!

Put them on the Oodles of Noodles.

- Put them on the noodles.

- Chicken or beef?

Chicken!

Cool.

Cool is good.

Miles?

Tulley?

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

What are you doing?

I'm freaking working over here.

I'm coming in!

Put the gun down!

Put the gun down!

Detective Malone, talk to me!

Go out the back way!

Go! The back way!

Go out the back way!

Detective, talk to me!

Take two steps back!

What the hell? Go!

Hold it!

Hold your fire!

You okay?

Listen, it's a dead end!

No sh*t!

He's behind those dumpsters.

He's freaking out. He's got a gun.

Back up!

Get SWAT up here! Sharpshooters

can take him off from the roof.

No sharpshooters.

Why the hell not?

What are you doing here, man?

- Who's he talking to?

- I don't know.

He high, man. He's hallucinating.

Smoking that sh*t!

He's high.

Put down the gun and come out!

Hold this. Hold on. I'm going in.

What are you doing?

What are you, crazy?

Miles, what are you doing here?

I just wanna talk to you

before somebody gets hurt!

Please put down the gun!

- Son, come on.

- Shut up!

It hurts my heart...

...to see a kid that has

so much potential.

- You're smarter than that.

- I'm coming out!

Listen. All right, now, goddamn it!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You got me out here in this sh*t.

How many times I told you...

...forget the safe? Go straight for

the cash drawer. Get in and get out.

He's in the way.

Now I can't even get a shot.

I can't either.

Why are you hitting

mom-and-pop stores anyway?

Look, you're a driver, man.

You got skills. You can be out there

on the road, man, doing your sh*t.

I'm desperate! I need some money!

And why the freak are we whispering?

Back up, n*gger! I saw you!

- What are they talking about?

- I don't know.

I'm working on something here,

and you're blowing it for me, man!

I'm sorry, man. I'm messing up.

- I'm messing up.

- It's all right.

Look, I'm not mad at you.

But you're gonna have to give me

the gun and let me arrest you.

Come on, man. Listen. I'll give you

I'm thinking like 50, man.

Tulley, 50?

That's pushing it, man! Damn!

Twenty, and you'll spend one night

in jail. That's the best I can do.

That's it. Best I can do.

All right, fine.

But I'm keeping my gun.

You cannot let me arrest you

and keep the gun, man! Come on!

Damn, I just got this, man.

This is hard to find.

But you're gonna have to give up

the gun. Now, what you wanna do?

You wanna give up the gun or you want

them to put about 7 bullets in your ass?

Okay, now give me that gun!

Don't just hand it to me!

I gotta take it from you.

They're watching.

This is gonna hurt a little.

This is gonna hurt.

Jesus!

That's incredible!

And remember:

You don't know me anymore.

I sure don't.

You didn't used to be so violent.

So he's like,

"Carlson, take my jacket. "

He's like, "I got to do this. "

We're like, "What are you doing?"

He just goes right down the alley,

right up to the guy.

Next thing you know,

he's taking the guy's gun.

Dropped the guy with a punch.

Just leveled him.

I mean, blink and

you would've missed it.

Malone, in my office!

Now!

Not you, Carlson.

I've been looking through your record.

How come I never heard of you?

I was undercover. On the down low.

We need a guy to head Burglary.

Is that the real reason you're here?

Yeah, sure.

It's no secret.

Burglary's been a problem division since

we lost our lead detective last year.

Now, usually we promote

from within the ranks...

...but these guys need someone new.

So if you want the job, you got it.

Excuse me?

You're the new lead detective.

Burglary division.

Me?

Technically, there's a 30-day qualifying

period before I can make it official...

...but with your record I don't think

there'll be any problem.

Well, say something!

Thank you.

Let's party?

What is this? High school?

Listen up. As of now, Detective Malone

is Burglary's new acting lead detective.

Get these processed ASAP.

Thank you.

I got some things I gotta do.

I'll catch up with you later.

I'll take these.

- You know what to do with these?

- Sure.

Great, sir. Sorry.

- Captain Penelli?

- I'm busy now.

Oh, man!

Sh*t!

Damn!

What?

How do you want me

to handle the rotation?

I don't understand.

What you mean, "rotation"?

The shifts.

I can't figure out everything

on the first day, all right?

I notice you guys had a leak here.

What's that about?

One of the hot-water pipes burst,

flooded all the vents.

They had to flush out the whole system.

This must be the guy

everybody's talking about.

Captain Penelli, Detective Malone.

Malone, Penelli.

I hear great things.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you too there, sir!

Very nice to meet you!

Glad to be here.

Gotta go!

He's a strange one.

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