Blues Brothers 2000

- Good morning, Warden.

- Tom.

Is that Elwood Blues?

Yes, sir. Released yesterday.

Did you tell him about Jake?

No, sir. I thought you told him.

I'm sorry.

Listen...

...I work for a friend of yours.

Who's that?

Your old drummer, Willie.

I dance at his club.

He heard you were out

and asked me to get you.

He said he'd give you a job.

Matara, could you drop me off here?

What can I do for you?

Sir, how much would that full-sized...

...Ford police package run me?

Get yourself $500...

...and come back to see me.

Okay, sir.

That's a nice car.

I'll save it for you.

Thanks.

I wasn't sure you would come, Elwood.

A letter from you is like a command, sister.

You know that.

Actually, it's Mother Mary now.

That's a promotion, isn't it?

I was sorry to hear about Jake.

Yeah, well I guess

he's in a much better place.

Where is Curtis?

Curtis has gone on as well, Elwood.

I'm sorry.

So that's why he stopped writing me.

He was very upset

when the orphanage closed.

Curtis was the closest thing to a dad

Jake and I ever had.

He gave us the music.

The Lord works in mysterious ways,

Elwood.

We must go on and fight the good fight.

The orphanage is gone, Jake's gone,

Curtis is gone.

I got no brother, no roots, no life.

I got nothing!

Young man...

...you were not taught and raised by me...

...to fold at the slightest whiff

of adverse circumstances.

Now quit your silly moping,

pull yourself together and snap out of it!

But...

But nothing! Wise up!

Turn your heart to the Creator.

You are so quick to despair.

You are not the only person in the world

who has had tragedy in their lives.

Did you know that Curtis had a son?

Curtis had a son?

Before Curtis came to us

at St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud...

...he had a musical group

that toured juke joints in the Midwest.

In one town, Curtis had an affair

with a married woman.

Go, Curtis.

I mean, that's terrible.

That's what I thought you meant.

The woman became pregnant

and decided to stay with her husband...

...never telling him

that the boy child wasn't his.

Curtis was devastated.

He came to us as a custodian...

...and spent the rest of his life

caring for little orphans like you.

That's a beautiful story.

Wait a minute. If Curtis had a son...

...that guy would be kind of like

my stepbrother.

I have a family.

Curtis stayed in touch

with the boy's mother.

He sent his paycheck every week.

Where is this boy now?

He's a grown man now,

and doing quite well.

He's in the city.

His name is Cabel Chamberlain.

Cabel Chamberlain.

He knows nothing about Curtis.

You are not to tell him.

I wouldn't say anything.

Do you know anything about mentoring?

No. What about it?

I'd like you to meet someone.

Sister, would you send Buster in here?

Wait a minute.

Thank you.

Come in, Buster, and sit down.

Elwood, say hello to Buster.

Hi. How ya doin'?

Buster, say hello to Elwood.

Hi. How ya doin'?

The kid's a wiseass.

Sh*t!

What did you say?

I said, what a sweet kid.

That's more like it.

Now, here's my proposal.

Buster is a ward of the State.

Due to lack of space, the archdiocese...

...is housing homeless children

here at the hospital.

What's that got to do with me?

I thought you could come

and spend time with Buster.

Why don't you take Buster to the library?

You know, I've been jacked around...

The library. No problem.

See you in two hours, boys.

Here's the deal. You wait here.

I'll come back for you with the car.

Do you have a car?

I'm working on it.

Chicago. Cabel Chamberlain.

Thanks for the ride.

Kid, are you stalking me?

What are you, fifteen? Seventeen?

I'm ten.

Ten?

I know what that's like.

You're lonely, searching for a place in life.

Don't blow it like I did.

Stay away from drugs, gangs, cyber porn

and you could be President some day.

But I don't want to be President.

I'm busy. I got kind of a brother in there.

He must be in trouble.

Besides, you don't want to hang around

with some over-forty recidivist.

Now scram.

A Mr. Elwood J. Blues is here to see you.

Yes, sir.

Commander Chamberlain's office

is on the 12th floor. He's expecting you.

"Commander" Chamberlain?

How can I help you, Mr...

Blues. Elwood J. Blues.

Could you take off your hat

and glasses in my office?

Okay, you can put your glasses back on.

What exactly is the nature

of your visit here, Mr. Blues?

Well, it's like this.

I used to be in a band called

The Blues Brothers.

So?

With a partner whose name was

Jake Blues.

Go on.

And you are our long-lost brother.

Mr. Blues...

...I am an only child.

But your real father

was like a real father to me, too.

- My real father?

- Yeah, Curtis.

Have you noticed

that I am African-American?

That's okay. So was Curtis.

See, your mother and Curtis had an affair...

...which produced a little boy. That's you.

My father...

...passed away 14 years ago.

He was a full-bird colonel

in the U.S. Air Force.

My mother...

...now lives in Phoenix, Arizona

and a more...

...honorable, sweet-tempered

and goodly woman does not exist.

I'm not making any moral judgments.

But one can project

what might have happened.

Your mom, young...

...her husband in the military.

Often away from home...

...which may have pushed her

to reach out...

...stray from the nest.

- That's enough.

Just a minute...

...please.

Hi, Ma. It's me, Cab.

Listen, I have a...

...gentleman here who's telling me

some story about a man named Curtis.

What?

Right.

So, what precisely do you want from me?

Seeing as we're kind of stepbrothers...

...I thought you could help me out.

How?

I need $500 for this car.

I thought maybe you could loan me

the money. Or...

Or what?

I want to put the band back together.

You could join us.

I am a commander...

...in the Illinois State Police.

I enjoy my job.

You waltz in here...

...telling me that I have a dead...

...white criminal brother,

who was in a band, which...

...the last time they played anywhere

were charged with...

...grand larceny...

...reckless endangerment,

felonious motor vehicle assault...

...over 700 violations

of the Highway Traffic Act...

...and damages, both public and private...

...in excess of $24 million.

And you are asking me

if I want to join this band?

I could show you all the moves.

Get the hell out of my office, right now!

I think you need a hug.

And don't ever come back here again!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

He dropped this.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Four...

...five hundred dollars.

Thank you, sir.

This your boy?

He's...

I'm his associate.

Yeah, that's who he is.

Lucky you came today.

I'm selling the place tomorrow.

Why?

I'm going to New Orleans

to try out a new career.

Good luck, Mr. Gasperon.

Good luck to you, Mr. Blues.

Mother Mary, we've done two bed checks...

...searched the grounds

and we can't find him.

Who?

Buster. He's missing.

Elwood!

Have you seen my wallet?

It smells like dog sh*t in here.

Don't say "sh*t," kid.

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