Blues Brothers 2000 Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 123 min
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- It's Reverend Cleophus!
- Preach the word!
"He who is without sin
cast the first stone. "
Amen!
Say it again.
You tell him, Reverend.
For are not all men alike...
...in their boundless capacity for sin?
Yes!
Can you not forgive?
Yes!
Can you not embrace
those who have wronged you?
You get on your knees and pray,
"Oh, Lord, forgive me. "
But you won't forgive your brother,
who you see every day.
Look to yourself
for the redemption you seek!
And acknowledge your own precious blood.
Acknowledge your own precious blood!
I want you to invoke its calling
in the blessed name.
Invoke the calling of the blood.
Invoke...
...the calling of the blood.
Invoke the calling of the blood!
Invoke the calling of the blood!
Invoke the calling of the blood.
The calling of the blood.
Yes. I understand.
I totally, absolutely...
...completely, positively understand.
This is my God-given...
...destiny!
- "Tell me why I'm shouting
- "John the Revelator
"Wrote the book of the seven seals
- "Tell me what I'm shouting
- "John the Revelator
"Wrote the book of the seven seals
- "Tell me why I'm shouting
- "John the Revelator
"John the Revelator wrote
the book of the seven seals
- "Tell me what I'm shouting
- "John the Revelator
"Wrote the book of the seven seals
"The revelation of Jesus
"I thought I was a policeman
"The revelation of Jesus
"An officer of the law
"The revelation of Jesus
"But then I had a revelation
"Because of what I saw
"The revelation of Jesus
"My life was so easy
"Everything was black and white
"But now I see all the colors
"All of the day and all the night
"Jesus
"Peculiar, just plain odd
"But now I see that he's brought me
"Closer and closer to my God
"My outlook was always so gloomy
"My day was dull and gray
"But now I see very clearly
"Oh, happy day
"Jesus"
They've brainwashed the commander!
Get them!
Get to the Bluesmobile!
Let's move. Come on!
I get it, Elwood! This is my calling.
The calling of the blood!
Look!
Stop!
Don't look back.
Look out!
Did we get them?
This is what I should be doing! All of us!
Music, song, dance.
That's why the military and police exist.
To protect the artists of the world.
If we can just win the
"Battle of the Bands. "
"Battle of the Bands"?
We have to audition first.
Fine! Audition. We'll slay them.
At least we're safe now
to do what we do in peace and comfort.
Blues Brothers Band.
Blues Brothers Band.
What the hell is this place?
It's where we audition.
The Plantation Club. Queen Moussette's.
So that's why all the mystery.
Yeah, she's a cannibal.
The biggest, ugliest,
meanest voodoo witch.
She's 130 years old.
She's a 130-year-old voodoo witch
who eats people?
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
What if we fail the audition?
Queen Moussette will receive you now.
Queen Moussette.
You said she was old and ugly.
Lxnay on the ugly-nay.
Your Majesty...
You remove your hat and show respect.
I like that.
Arise.
Thanks, Queen.
So...
...you wish to enter
the "Battle of the Bands" contest?
We wish to win the first prize.
You must qualify.
Yes.
You must audition for me.
Where are your instruments?
Well, ma'am, you see,
there was this kind of a...
Never mind.
Is there anything in particular
you would like to hear, Your Highness?
Yes. Do something Caribbean.
Ma'am, we're the Blues Brothers.
We do blues, rhythm and blues...
...jazz, funk, soul, we can handle...
...rock, pop, country, heavy metal, hip-hop,
rap, Motown, operetta...
...and show tunes. In fact,
we've even been called upon to do a polka.
However, Caribbean is a type of music
which has not been, nor ever will be...
...in this band's repertoire.
"Nassau's gone funky
"Nassau's gone soul
"We've got a doggone beat now
"We're gonna call our very own
"Nassau rock
"And Nassau roll
"Nassau got
"Be all right
"Miniskirts, maxiskirts
and afro-haired dudes
"People doin' their own thing
"They don't care about me or you
"Nassau's gone funky
"Nassau's gone soul
"And we've got a doggone beat now
"We're gonna take care of business too
"New York you know
"Has got a lot of soul
"And London Town
"Is too doggone cold
"Nassau's got sunshine
"And this you all know
"But we all go funky
"We got some soul too
- "Funky Nassau
- "All day
"Funky Nassau
"Come on
- "Funky Nassau
- "Sing it, children
"Funky Nassau
"Get into funky
"Hear, hear
"Don't stop singin', get funky
"Funky
"Hit me!
"That's what I'm talking about.
That's funky!"
Thank you.
What was that?
Elwood?
You...
...may enter the contest tomorrow night.
Let's get out of here.
Mack?
Cab?
Wonderful.
This fax just came for you.
The "Battle of the Bands"
is at Queen Moussette's tonight.
Let's roll!
Now, if you will,
a hot Moussette's welcome...
...for Mr. Malvern Gasperon...
...and the Louisiana Gator Boys.
Look at them.
A bunch of wanna-be players.
How good could that mess sound?
We'll smoke them turkeys.
"Been downhearted, baby
"Ever since the day we met
"I been downhearted, baby
"Ever since the day we met
"I've a love that's nothin' but the blues
"Baby, how blue can you get?
"My love is like a fire
"Your love is like a cigarette
"My love is like a fire
"I said yours is like a cigarette
"I watched you step down on it, baby
and crush it
"How blue can you get?
"You're evil when I'm with you
"And you are jealous when we're apart
"Yes, you're evil when I'm with you, baby
"Lord have mercy
you're jealous when we're apart
"How blue can you get?
"The answer's right here in my heart
"I gave you a brand-new Ford
"But you said, 'I want a Cadillac'
"I bought you a ten dollar dinner
"You said, 'Thanks for the snack'
"I let you live in my penthouse
"You said it was just a shack
"No, she didn't
"I gave you seven children
"And now you wanna give 'em back
"I been downhearted, baby
"Ever since the day we met
"I've a love that's nothin' but the blues
"Baby, how blue can you get?"
They're still zombies.
What do we do?
We got no choice. We have to play.
And now our final band of the evening
from Chicago, Illinois...
...the Blues Brothers Show Band!
Has not been,
nor ever will be, in this band's repertoire.
Look at them.
A bunch of wanna-be players.
How good could that mess sound?
We'll smoke them turkeys.
Good evening and welcome
to the "Battle of the Bands. "
We're the Blues Brothers Show Band.
Hope you like us.
"Without a warning
"You broke my heart
"You took it, darlin'
"And you tore it apart
"You left me sittin'
"in the dark, cryin'
"You said your love for me was dyin'
"I'm beggin' you, baby
"Baby, please
"I'm beggin' you, baby
"Baby, please
"Turn on the light
"Let it shine on me
"Turn on your love light
"Let it shine on me
"Let it shine
"I get a little lonely
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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