Bog of Beasts Page #3

a flood of four days,

but I've yet to see anything

as slow as this, do you hear?

You're quite something,

aren't you, Heitor?

All poor old Maninho wants

to do is to help.

Working every Saturday and Sunday,

and all you do is moan!

I don't know. You're an addicted

moaner. I don't know.

All he wants to do is fill

his face with booze.

Nothing gets done.

It's just booze and more booze.

My God!

I don't like the people from Recife.

They don't know how

to enjoy themselves.

When I was studying there,

for three semesters, I came back!

There was f*** all to learn there.

You're really brainy. Brainy.

Mum says its 'cos you read a lot.

It's been a long time since

I heard somebody saying that...

Yeah. But you are.

You're f***ing clever.

No. I'm cynical and arrogant.

Are you? Really?

I can't talk like that.

Let's do some shooting?

With bets?

That envelope of your mother's against

that whisky I've got at home.

- Get it?

- No!

I knew it.

What's up?

You're early?

The van passed earlier.

I came to see you.

Well. Have you got something good

for us today. Do you like dancing?

You don't know how much.

There's a sambada today.

Don't you want go dancing?

Grandpa wouldn't let me.

He's calling.

I'll say you're going with us.

Look, you'll go, won't you?

You arrive home and instead

of coming straight in,

you go winding up

this imbecil. Idiot!

If it wasn't for Mrio,

I'd still be on the bed.

Where's the money?

Haven't they sent the money?

Not even for the medicine?

Dona Nomia said that

I'd gone too early.

She'll only have the money

next Wednesday.

These bloody people!

The more they have

the less they help.

If I could, I'd shove all these

people onto a bus,

set fire to it and then bury

them all head first.

And when they were right down,

I'd slice off their heads with a sickle.

What are you looking at?

Haven't you got anything to be doing?

Get through there!

God in heaven!

If firewater be the devil,

then why drink?

If the glass be big,

why fill it up? Cheers!

I don't agree that it's too little.

Everyone will get something.

And there's money for the group!

We'll get fifty each.

And they're going to lay on snacks.

I'm taken in by it. It's not enough.

It's not worth it!

- Oh brother, it's enough.

- It's not, it's not!

Where to get more?

Little by little, we'll get there.

It's important to be on show.

We can arrange more presentations.

All those people watching us.

For free. You say that we...

It's a long presentation.

You get money in carnival,

but not now!

But it's already been arranged,

hasn't it?

Sure. What can you do?

Maninho's got it right, for sure.

He only dances here,

but never the parades.

If Maninho didn't like dancing,

he'd never come here.

Are you gonna do his work for him?

You go and dig the cesspool.

Calm down! Calm down Brazil! Calm!

All right. Let's stop right here.

And drink.

Sure. This is getting

to be a real pain?

You know who I met in Recife

this week? Rutili.

- Chicken Rutili!

- Chicken Rutili.

Have you ever split open

a chicken with him?

He held it by the wings, opened it up

and shoved it all the way inside.

The chicken went - Cooo! Cooo!

We served it up on mum's birthdy!

Remember? The whole family ate that

slimy chicken, covered in cum!

Even dad ate it!

Like the marijuana cake

on your birthday.

F***ing hell.

Hit it! Hit it.

Hit the little motherf***er!

This is the monoculture

of cock and c*nt.

You see? You see? Did you see that?

This f***ing thing won't work.

Last week was f***ing great,

wasn't it?

Huh! You're such a f***ing slag,

you know that? You like confusion.

And you don't? I know you too well!

And as for the f***ing beating

that the vulture took.

It was like he knew the slagbag

was asking for a good thumping.

The funniest thing was

Everardo's face, covered in blood.

It was almost in the eye.

Talk about a good slapping. Huh!

She deserved much more,

the stupid b*tch.

He kicked her head so much

like it was a f***ing football.

I though it was great!

Arlindinho hasn't come.

And I wanted to take advantage of

this break to get some cleaning done.

Have you ever seen the like?

Cleaning on a Saturday night.

My dear! I believe this is my house.

So, I do and think what I want,

when I want.

Things are hotting

up around here today!

But little sadistic me is

going to watch tv.

You're too much!

Ceia! If a client comes in,

give me a shout.

Arlindinho's father asked me to

find the boy some work.

I did. And what does the

little thing go and do?

He doesn't turn up.

Can you trust him?

I f***ing killed him.

- At least you didn't damage the car.

- Oh f***!

- What's the news? And?

- Dead and gone.

He's not f***ing dead. He's not.

You're f***ing me about, man.

Ah! Go shove it up your f***ing arse.

He's dead, you motherf***er.

He's alive!

You son of a b*tch!

Thank god! F***ing hell!

F***ing hell!

Did anyone say anything?

Nothing! Nobody saw anything for

f***'s sake. Nobody knows anything.

I can still see the car

spinning round. Like this.

F***ing hell. It was lucky.

He should have been killed.

He was lucky. Motherf***er.

When did these bastards die easily?

The poor don't die easy.

If they did they'd all be dead by now.

Poverty is like cancer.

It'll soon destroy everything

left in the world,

Then, when you notice - it's

already got you I the lung.

Poverty is going to

socialise the world.

I need to go over to the

filling station. Take this.

It's too late?

Time's getting on.

Where the f*** are you going?

The fool is in love.

You're in love with

a whore, are you?

Go and f*** your b*tch, motherf***er.

That b*tch of my father's

is selling this cinema.

Just think! F***ing slag.

You know the best thing

about the cinema?

In the cinema you can

do whatever you like.

Auxiliadora! How many times

do I have to tell you?

I don't want you using

that fish knife.

Go to bed!

What's all this about Maninho, hey?

I'm talking to you, Auxiliadora.

You're not winding up Maninho,

are you?

Going down the same path

as your mother! Shameless slag.

Come here!

Come on!

If not, I'll break your back!

You know I do this for your good,

don't you?

Go to bed.

My god, it's so hot!

Crazy bastard!

Hey, Maninho, hey!

You fill your face with firewater...

and now you're swaying

around like a bamboo rod.

I take it there'll be no

work done today?

And what's that to you?

You've got nothing to do with this!

If I drink that's up to me!

No you're right, Your drinking is none

of my business. Thank God!

But this open hole that you've

left here is my business.

Brazil will have an emperor again

before you finish this job.

What? This is really something, huh?

Well, I'm gonna tell you

a thing or two...

Oh Maninho! Go home.

Stick your finger down

your throat. Throw up.

And then rest your head on the pillow.

The day's hardly begun.

I wanted to talk to Auxiliadora.

Call her out here.

Now you're going a little bit too far.

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