Boggy Creek Page #4

- Don't be. It's not your fault.

Hey, you you not going to...

chase your girl, man?

No, that's what she expects me to do.

She's not going anywhere.

She's just a little bit

high maintenance, huh?

Uh, no. She thinks...

Yeah, a little.

So how many drinks did

you make for her, anyway?

Oh, I only gave

her two of mine.

Don't.

- Then she took the whole bottle.

- Oh, sh*t.

Alright, time I boo-boo.

I know.

I'm pretty tired, lady.

I hear you all.

I'm exhausted myself.

You know, you all can actually

take the bed if you want.

No, Jen. It's alright.

No, seriously.

It's fine.

I don't even have the

energy to get off this couch.

So go right ahead.

Yeah, you sure about that?

I'm sure.

You have to change the sheets.

Thanks, girl.

Sorry about the mess.

Are you sure you don't

want to go after her?

No, she's done this before.

Trust me.

She'll be back once she calms down.

F***ing a**hole.

Should have never come

here with him anyway.

I mean, who does

he think he is, right?

What a prick.

Hello?

Hello?

Where am I?

Please, just me.

Sh*t!

Jesus Christ!

Thanks for looking for me, a**hole.

I could have been killed out there.

...tried to pull this crap on me.

...f***ing a**hole. You think you

can get back at me. I don't think so.

Sh*t!

Somebody's there.

..enough of this car being sh*t!

Bloody Jen.

I can't take this lying down.

Jones!

Good morning, sunshine.

How are you?

Damn.

Do you have to be so loud?

Sorry.

I got this.

I got it.

Hey also.

Where's your girl, man?

I don't know.

She up yet?

Is she coming, or?

You see, dude.

She jacked my truck last night.

Went to some motel.

Yeah, stupid.

I guess the way she was acting, she felt,

hey I don't want to show my face again.

Whatever.

I'm gonna check on

her tomorrow afternoon.

Okay guys,

I got the waters. Here.

Hey, bro.

Are these yours?

Yah, alright man.

Very funny

Why so much food? You'd think we

won't be coming back or something.

Well, that's because

my girl's on her ass.

You see, when she is on a rag

like that, she gets very hungry.

- Ah, a**hole.

- I'm just saying it.

Did you know that it's not such a good

idea to be out in the woods with a bleeder.

- What?

- Yeah.

Why?

It just, attracts the wild animals, they can

smell the blood from miles away.

Haaa!

Aw, what's wrong man.

Does this make you miss your girl?

Well, hell no, man. As soon as we

get back, it's over. That was a mistake.

Really. So what do you think she is

doing all alone by herself in the hotel?

Probably sticking little needles in a

Voodoo doll that looks just like me.

Wow. This is

lovers lane, huh, Jen?

You know what. Your dad can

definitely pick up till midnight..

Listen. I'm going to finish up.

So as I was saying.

So tell us like, this guy

with a hockey mask on, right.

He comes over to the cabin,

he just starts, going at him,

and slashing this guy,

just picking him up

and put him in the back pack

and store him just to choose him,

everything like that.

Dude, we heard that one before.

Fine, why, you got a

better one you can tell?

Campfire stories are lame.

Well, this sucks right, man, whatever.

You got one better?

- Okay, baby.

- Thank you.

So when you get back, how long

are you going to be staying in...?

Well, actually, that was

supposed to be a surprise.

What surprise?

In two weeks,

I'm off to boot camp.

- Are you serious?

- Yup. Time to cut the hair.

Does my dad know?

He's actually the one that got me in.

Now, we don't want to say

anything till we knew for sure.

But I didn't think

I had a chance till now.

If I play my cards right, in a few

years, I can apply to become an officer.

Maybe fly helicopters or sh*t.

How cool would that be?

That'll be cool man.

Oh, that's great Dave.

I'm so glad of you.

Thanks.

Well, congratulations.

Thanks.

I'm gonna go to bed, guys.

We got a long hike tomorrow.

Yeah, me too.

I'm getting pretty sleepy.

All right.

I'll put out the fire.

- You having fun.

- I am.

- You forgive now for inviting Davies?

- I guess I have to...

I'm glad Tommy and Dave

were here... not so much Brook.

Yeah, I know.

Tell me about it.

I'm so happy she didn't come. That

girl has a couple of screws loose.

Are you girls decent?

Aren't you suppose to ask that

question before you poke your head in?

No, what would be the fun in that?

- Hey, where's Tommy?

- Using the boy's room.

So, where is it going to sleep?

Well I'm here, and the 2

lovebirds are over there,

and you are here.

Cool.

Ten kids. Hey what you

think my battles are doing?

Ten.

Maybe one or two, but ten, no.

Hello?

Come on man,

this sh*t ain't funny.

What the hell is going on?

I'm tripping man.

It's probably some small... animal.

A teenie tiny, squirrel, aren't you?

Come on, Tommy man.

Oh me, a grown man from Texas.

Get it together.

Alright, Okay, I'm scared okay.

You win.

Hey guys, Tommy's

been gone for a while.

I'm going to go see if I could

find him. I'll be right back.

Tommy!

Tommy!

Tommy, if this is another

one of your jokes, stop now.

I'm not in the mood.

Tommy, I mean it, stop.

Hey guys. He's not answering.

I'm getting really worried.

I'm sure his fine, Maya. It's probably

just another one of his jokey jokes.

And look, we're camping in

this farm under the full moon,

this is perfect material for him.

Yeah, he's right. He's fine. Just

lay down. He'll be here in a second.

Yeah, you're right.

He surprises being a critic.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Sorry.

I don't know why you apologized?

If it was up to me,

I'd be sleeping right here.

Hey, I'm really worried.

Something just

doesn't feel right.

I'm going to see if

I could find him again.

No.., I got him.

I'll find him. Probably

constipating or something.

Tommy!

Come on Tommy, enough

is enough already, man.

You gonna make

me come find you.

That's a long sh*t, Tommy.

I just wish sometimes he'll grow

the hell up. You know what I mean?

Tommy is Tommy. He is always

been this way. You always love him.

Love him, yes. But love

him right now? Hell no.

Tommy, come on, man.

This is stupid.

I hate you, Tom.

Tommy!

Tommy! Tommy!

F***!

What was that?

Was it Dave?

He's been gone now for 20 minutes.

I'm gonna see him.

No. You're not leaving me in

here alone. I'm not going out there.

Well seriously, I'm sure

that everything is fine, I mean,

Tommy probably just talked Dave into

one of his little pranks or something.

No. Something is wrong, Jen.

Very, very wrong.

- I'm scared.

- Okay, just take a deep breath.

And, I'm sure everything gonna be fine.

And I'll go out there and I'll

check and I'll be right back.

I know. It's no.

Don't go out there. Please.

What are you doing?

Looking for something to use as a weapon.

Sh*t, we don't have anything.

What is that?

Shhh.

- Oh my God!

- Shhhh.

Don't move,...

What do you mean?

I think it's a bear.

We have to stay quite still.

After a while it

would just go away...

Well, it came looking

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