Bogus Page #8

ME, TOO.

Bogus:
I'LL TRY TO BE

A GOOD MOTHER.

THAT'S PUSHING IT.

I'LL TRY.

YOU HUNGRY?

UH-HUH.

GOOD.

AND NOW THE SOUP.

COME ON.

Harriet:
YOU KNOW,

YOUR MOM DID THIS

TO ME ONCE.

Albert:
MY MOM RAN AWAY?

Harriet:
YEAH. SHE USED

TO RUN AWAY ALL THE TIME.

Albert:
REALLY?

COME ON, ALBERT.

LET'S GO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU CAN'T RUN

THROUGH A GRAVEYARD.

STOP, BOY, STOP!

POW!

GOT YOU.

I TRIED TO BE NICE,

ALBERT, BUT YOU

WOULDN'T LISTEN.

[ALBERT MAKES

SHOOTING SOUNDS]

GOT YOU.

OH. I THINK YOU GOT ME

THROUGH THE HEART.

Albert:
THAT WAS

A GOOD ONE, HARRIET!

ALBERT, SLOW DOWN!

Albert:

COME ON, HARRIET!

AU REVOIR.

WELL, IT'S FUNNY.

WHEN THEY NEED US,

WE ARE THERE.

BIG "HELLO,"

BIG "LET'S BE FRIENDS

THAT NEVER PARTS

FOREVER AND FOREVER."

BUT WHEN IT'S DONE...

POOF! WE DISAPPEAR.

THEY NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE.

THEY NEVER SEE US GO.

OH, SOMETIMES

THEY REMEMBER US...LATER.

MAYBE NOT.

BUT...I CANNOT COMPLAIN.

IT'S MY JOB, YOU KNOW.

[SOUND OF JET OVERHEAD]

WHOO!

OH, BY THE WAY...

IF YOU NEED ME,

I AM AVAILABLE, HMM?

ANYONE CAN SEE:

WE'RE GOOD TOGETHER

WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH

EVERYTHING WE DO,

WE DO TOGETHER:

WHEN YOU ITCH,

I SCRATCH:

YOU KNOW WHAT'S MINE

IS YOURS:

IN RICHES OR IN RAGS

YOU HAVE MY GUARANTEE

AND IF YOU TAKE A TRIP

WHO'S CARRYING YOUR BAGS?

YOU'LL SEE

IT'S ME

AND WHEN IT COMES

TO TRIED AND TRUE COMPANIONS

WE'RE THE BEST OF ALL

NOTHING IN THE WORLD

CAN SEPARATE US:

WHEN YOU SLIP,

I FALL:

WHAT WOULD WE DO

WITHOUT EACH OTHER

OH, WHEN YOU SLEEP,

I SNORE:

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE

BEST OF FRIENDS ARE FOR...

...WE'RE A GREAT DUET

MASTERS OF THE ANCIEN ART OF TEAMWORK

WHEN YOU'RE HOT,

I SWEAT:

YOU READ ME LIKE A BOOK

I KNOW:

WHAT MAKES YOU TICK

WE'RE SOUL MATES

THROUGH AND THROUGH

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO

I PROMISE THA I'LL STICK LIKE GLUE

TO YOU:

YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A PAIR

OF KINDRED SPIRITS

ONLY WAY TO FLY:

PARTNERS WHO WILL

ALWAYS HELP EACH OTHER

WHEN YOU WASH,

I DRY:

KNOW THAT WE CAN'T DO

WITHOUT US:

NOW AND FOREVERMORE

AND THAT'S WHAT THE VERY BES OF FRIENDS ARE FOR...

LOOKIN' AT A PAIR

OF KINDRED SPIRITS

ONLY WAY TO FLY:

PARTNERS WHO WILL

ALWAYS HELP EACH OTHER

WHEN YOU WASH,

I DRY:

WE KNOW THAT WE CAN'T DO

WITHOUT US:

NOW AND FOREVERMORE

AND NO MATTER WHA THE JOURNEY'S ENDS ARE

HOW DIFFICUL THE RIVER'S BENDS ARE

THAT'S WHAT THE VERY BES OF FRIENDS ARE FOR

FRIENDS WILL:

LOAN YOU MONEY:

YEAH, AND MAKE YOUR

LITTLE DARK TIMES SUNNY

THEY SURE WILL:

THAT'S WHAT THE VERY BES OF FRIENDS ARE FOR

YEAH:

THEY AIN'T GONNA LEAVE YOU

ON NO SINKIN' SHIP

THAT'S THE THING

ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

MMM:

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