Boi Page #8
Season #1 Episode #1- Year:
- 2003
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(Plankton forced one of SpongeBob's holes open jumped into his head)
(INT. SPONGEBOB. Once inside SpongeBob's head, Plankton wasted no time going straight to his brain, hoping to find the Krabby Patty secret formula)
Plankton:
Well, here goes nothing.
(He digs his way into SpongeBob's brain)
Plankton:
Huh?
(EXT. COTTON CANDY FOREST, SPONGEBOB'S BRAIN. But inside the brain was colorful and bright cotton candy forest, with funny shapes and happy music)
Plankton:
What is this place?
(A bottle of maple syrup ran by laughing, chased by a waffle, which was also laughing)
(Two ice cream cones threw fudge at each other)
Ice Cream Cone #1: (LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
(Plankton was confused)
Plankton:
Ew! It's so sweet in here! I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
(As he stared to search through SpongeBob's brain. Plankton heard two voices calling to him)
FEMALE POPSICLES: Hello, Plankton.
(He turned and saw two ice popsicles stuck together. They were smiling at them)
Female Popsicles: Come and play with us.
Plankton:
(GASPS)
Female Popsicles: Hurry before we melt.
(Horrified, Plankton ran away, scattering a bunch of happy balloons. He passed a doughnut blowing bubbles out of a cliff, landing in a pile of cute little fur balls)
(The fur balls pushed together and transformed into a single giant kitten. It was cute but gigantic. Looming over Plankton, the kitten purred and meowed)
Plankton:
(GROANS) So much sweetness. I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
(He threw up, but what came out of his mouth was a giant rainbow. He stared at the rainbow in disbelief. The giant rainbow suddenly grew arms and eyes)
Rainbow:
Daddy!
(Plankton screamed and ran away again)
(EXT. RIDGE, BIKINI BOTTOM — NIGHT. Soon he popped out of SpongeBob's ear and landed next to their cold campfire. His grunts and groans awakened SpongeBob)
SpongeBob:
Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton! I just had the craziest dream! And you were in it!
Plankton:
I'm sure it was nothing.
(He was covered in cotton candy, cookie crumbs, and caramel sauce)
Plankton:
Now go back to sleep.
(SpongeBob noticed a candy cane stuck to Plankton's head)
SpongeBob:
Were you in my brain?
Plankton:
What? No! That's crazy talk!
SpongeBob:
Then why is there cotton candy on your antenna?
Plankton:
Because, uh, because, uh... Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
(SpongeBob gasped, stepped back, and covered his head with his hands)
SpongeBob:
(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
Plankton:
What do you think I was doing? Looking for the secret formula.
SpongeBob:
What?
Plankton:
Don't act so innocent. You knew what I was up to. That's why you're pretending not to know the formula.
(SpongeBob looked shocked)
SpongeBob:
I'm not pretending! I can't believe you thought I was lying.
(Plankton shrugged)
Plankton:
Hey, don't take it personally. I just assume everyone is lying.
SpongeBob:
That is a horrible way to live your life.
Plankton:
Whatever.
SpongeBob:
It is! And if we're going to be on the same team...
(Plankton jumped to his feet and shook his fist)
Plankton:
Maybe I don't want to be on the tee-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob:
But, Plankton, everything's better when you're part of a team.
(With that, he pulled out a pitch pipe and blew through it)
Plankton:
You're not going to start singing, are you?
(In his enthusiasm, SpongeBob picked up Plankton during the song)
SpongeBob:
(SINGING) Teamwork!
Plankton:
Oh, brother.
SpongeBob:
We can do anything when we have teamwork
Don't you think so, my friend?
Plankton:
No, tee-am work
Is getting in the way of my schee-am work
What don't you comprehend?
SpongeBob:
But working together is the key
Nothing's impossible when it's you and me
Plankton:
I'm doing just fine on my own
SpongeBob:
Work is no fun when you do it alone
Plankton:
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself
SpongeBob:
But what if you need something on a higher shelf?
Plankton:
But I'm the target
Of a very scary, crazy post-apocalyptic mob!
SpongeBob:
Well, that's exactly why you need a partner
Helping you with this important job
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail
I'm the flower, you're the aroma
Plankton:
Right now I wish I was in a coma
SpongeBob:
Come on.
I'm here for you and you're here for me
It's better when you plus me equals we
Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team!
Plankton:
All right, you can put me down.
(SpongeBob gently set Plankton on the ground)
Plankton:
Well... (SIGHS) That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
SpongeBob:
Not without a time machine.
Plankton:
Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
(SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it)
Plankton:
Now back up.
SpongeBob:
(SPEAKING BACKWARDS) (REWINDING)
Plankton:
Slow down.
SpongeBob:
(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
Plankton:
Hmm. Yes! (jumps onto SpongeBob's head) SpongeBob, you're a genius!
SpongeBob:
(puzzled) I am?
Plankton:
If we build a time machine, we can go back to before the formula disappeared. Before society broke down. Before we became the hunted!
(SpongeBob looked doubtful)
SpongeBob:
That sounds great, Plankton, but how do we build a time machine?
(Plankton paced back and forth)
Plankton:
Well, first we'll need a computer powerful enough to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
SpongeBob:
Where would we get one of those?
Plankton:
Hmm.
(BUBBLE TRANSITION to:)
(EXT. CHUM BUCKET, BIKINI BOTTOM — NIGHT. High on another cliff at the edge of Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob and Plankton looked down at the Chum Bucket. It was surrounded by guards. And they looked angry)
PLANKTON:
There she is. My computer wife. They're got her tied up in the back room. I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
SpongeBob:
(Plankton looked exasperated)
Plankton:
Now was that really necessary?
SpongeBob:
Cause the food's really bad.
Plankton:
Oh, come on! Really?
SpongeBob:
Shh! How are we gonna sneak past those guards?
Plankton:
Hmm.
(Moments later, a tire rolled down the cliff toward the Chum Bucket. When it reached the bottom of the cliff, it kept going, rolling right into the middle of a group of guards)
Fish Guard:
Well, what do we have here?
(The guards pulled out some wooden sticks and metal rods and started beating the tire!)
(Behind them, SpongeBob and Plankton sneaked over to the Chum Bucket, hidden in a stack of tires)
SpongeBob:
We better hurry. Those guys really hate tires.
(Plankton tried to open a small door, but it was locked)
Plankton:
We'll never get in. The door's locked.
(SpongeBob climbed out of the stack of tires and examined the side of the Chum Bucket more carefully. When he looked up, he saw an open window)
SpongeBob:
Wait. The window is open. Come on, Plankton, it's time for some teamwork. Give me a boost.
Plankton:
Okay.
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