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- Not that much difference.

- No, it depends on the quantity.

If you order 3000,

the price comes down a bit.

This one falls to 190,

and this one to 150.

Got it. If I wanted to do just ten,

of this picture here.

Ten's not worth my while, and

the design has to be vectorized.

- Vectorized, what's that?

- In vectors.

It also has to be CMYK, not RGB.

My computer can't read RGB.

I need to digitize it first.

It's easy. Any Internet caf will do it.

Right.

Here, take this.

Come back when you've got

the drawing vectorized.

Okay.

Expovest.

Hi, Mr. Milton.

No, that's too much for me.

It's midnight,

and the lights are going down!

It's the highlight of the night!

That's right, the Neon Bull!

The magic hour is about to begin.

He's got the tail.

It's wrapped around his arm.

He's got the tail.

He's pulling! He's pulling! It's down!

Way to go!

Is Cac awake?

She's still sleeping.

Cac, it's time to get up, it's late!

She spent all night staring at the horses.

- She only wants what she can't have.

- You don't take care of her!

All Cac thinks about

these days is horses.

Girls like horses.

But she'll never be able to have one.

You don't know that.

Iremar, why the hell did you draw

all over my magazine?

I drew on one page, that was already

glued together with your cum.

I spend ten bucks to see some p*ssy,

and you draw all over it!

Keep this sh*t. I want a new one.

Time you quit wanking

and got some real ass to f***.

Idiot!

- Got sand in your face?

- F***ing dust.

- That tail good?

- It's good.

Let me get this tail just perfect.

A bit more sand. I'm looking out for you!

I like sweet-smelling arse.

Not like you lot!

Release! This one's gonna eat sand!

Get!

Bring the bulls on down!

Get out of my face!

- You got a good bull in there, or not?

- One thing that's not in short supply.

Let him go!

Don't you know how to do your signature?

I don't.?

- No, you don't.

- Why not?

A signature doesn't look like that.

It doesn't?

- How should it be?

- Let me show you how to do it.

Show off!

That's how you do it.

A signature has to be quick and firm.

- Quick and firm?

- Yup.

Got it.

Let me see.

You need to put the accent, otherwise

people will read Caca, not Cac.

I don't care.

You should.

Does your name start with a Y?

- My name?

- Yup.

No, my name starts with an "I".

- So why did you use a Y here?

- It's my artist's name, dimwit.

What a pile of crap.

- That silver?

- Yeah.

Where did you get that idea?

That's not silver, it's brass.

Look at what he calls silver.

That's faker than a nine-dollar bill.

The guy who sold it to me

swore it was silver.

- You want rice?

- A little.

- How much did you pay for it?

- 300.

My arse you paid 300 for that bracelet.

I bet it cost a tenner at a market stall.

He's never worn real silver.

What's the point? With his mug

even gold would look fake!

Fake are those clothes

you drew all over my magazine.

You look like an old woman sewing,

you know?

- Rice?

- A little.

- I look like a woman sewing, huh?

- Yeah.

I'm not the one who strips drunk,

you f*ggot.

Whatever! You look like some old lady.

Where's the eye of the needle?

Go f*** yourself, son of a b*tch.

Let's swap!

Now you two go together.

Let's go, Cac!

What are the tails for?

For an outfit.

What do you use them for?

To decorate a mask with a mane.

Is it true that ice cream

is made out of cow fat?

I saw some cow fat today,

and it didn't look like

it'd make ice cream.

I don't know exactly how, but it does.

Careful not to step too hard on him.

- Cac, grab that cow dung.

- And get my hands dirty? No!

It's clean. It's only cow dung.

Go on, grab it!

Do it, girl!

- There.

- Quickly, where it's bleeding.

- That's it. Rub it in.

- Put your back into it.

They won't come past the troughs.

- Lend me a squirt of that cologne.

- No.

- Just a bit.

- It's almost finished!

Please!

You're such a scrounger.

Asking for things all the time.

- Ha, got you right in the face!

- Sh*t, it stings.

If all goes well, we can buy

a motorbike and have some fun.

Nope, I'm getting myself

a professional sewing machine.

- Where's the bottle?

- It's in the bag.

- Can I go with you, Iremar?

- Not tonight.

You look sleepy.

It's time for bed, isn't it?

Off to bed, you sour fart.

- Can I go with him, Mom?

- Of course not.

- You're going to sleep early tonight.

- But I want to hold his hand.

No, tonight you're going to sleep with me.

- But I don't want to go to bed early.

- Well, you are.

- Aren't you going with them?

- Not me. Just get into trouble around there.

I should open a clothing store.

Stealing is too easy.

One of the most important lots

of tonight's auction

starting at 50 payments of $500,

$25,000 total.

$550 anyone? Who has $550?

The next lot is for someone

who loves genetics!

A breeder's gem!

It's merely $550. $600? Thank you.

Who will give me $700?

Marvelous maternal line.

Comes from the maternal gene

pool of the world champion,

from the family of Dash For Cash!

- Valquria!

- Who's there?

- It's me.

- Me, who?

Z.

No, Z! I'm real stressed right now.

I've got tons of work to do.

Don't be a drama queen.

- What?

- Snooty today, aren't you?

Shoo!

Valquria, it's me, Iremar.

- How are you?

- Fine, how are you?

- Help us out, gorgeous.

- How much can you pay?

- Ten.

- Ten bucks each?

Ten? Fifty!

What? I don't have fifty bucks.

Don't be tight.

If you don't like it,

go pay 200 at the door.

- How much do you have?

- Twenty.

Give it here.

- Thirty-nine.

- Pay up-front and you're in.

Go, hurry.

Wow, what a looker.

- She is, isn't she?

- Yeah.

- You look real pretty too.

- Do I?

You think so?

Thanks for this. You smell good.

You think you can buy me with a kiss?

It takes a lot more than that, Iremar.

- I like these shorts. Did you cut them?

- Yeah, I did.

- Like them?

- Yeah.

Simple but elegant, how I like things.

- She's in heat. You can smell it!

- Get your hand out of there!

Go on in. I have a lot of work to do.

- Thanks.

- Go.

The next mare is going

to be disputed today!

An international gene pool in Brazil!

The master bloodline

of the Brazilian Vaquejada.

I've got $850. Anyone $900? $850, $850.

- I have $900. Do I see $1000?

- Don't bang the hammer yet!

Attention Brazil! Here fertility is

absolutely guaranteed, physique too.

100% healthy.

I want to wish everyone good luck

in their business today.

Go on. Smell that p*ssy, stud.

He's getting hard already.

Here, take the bottle.

Get the oil quickly,

the horse is pulling me.

He's pulling.

Hold him tight, otherwise

I'm gonna get kicked.

Grab it. Use both hands.

I told you to bring your gloves!

Get the bottle, Z. Come closer.

Don't let him move back.

- He's pulling me.

- You've got to keep him still!

It's not me. He's pulling me.

When he lifts his tail he's gonna cum.

The tail's up, Z! Where's the bottle?

Sh*t, Z! What the f***!

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