Bol Bachchan Page #5

Your mother is here.

Why are you staring?

Let me bless you.

Mother!

Listen...

Who is she?

Mother.

She is also your mother?

Sir, she isn't the mother.

She isn't the mother?

Very true.

She isn't the mother.

She is my nanny.

Nanny?

Yes, nanny.

She is my mother.

She is the nanny.

She gave birth to me.

She helped me come into this world.

Yes, Prithviji.

lf she is the sea of love,

then she is the river.

And he came into this

world with her help.

Right?

You see that, Maakhan?

This is what l call values.

He loves both of them equally.

Yes, Prithviji.

Ever since he was a kid,

he has been naughty.

You saw how when the nanny

called him, he looked at me.

- Son!

- Yes, mother.

l didn't speak.

- Oh, Yes nanny.

- me neither.

- No?

- No!

Your mother is here.

Let me bless you.

Listen...

Before you even say anything...

l'd like to say something.

Today is an amazing day!

Everyone is perplexed.

Red light and nowhere to go!

How come another mother?

Prithviji...

the fact is...

she is my mother...

she is my nanny and...

she is my...

'maid-mother'!

'maid-mother'?

Yes.

House maid.

But it's impolite

to just say 'maid'.

Therefore...

'maid-mother'.

Wow, Abhishek Bachchan!

Just as righteous your family is...

your character

is just as righteous.

You are so trustworthy

that even at night...

'twelve o'clock at night

you do one night stand for me!'

Let's break the fast

with all three mothers!

Okay.

Ravi... l didn't find mother.

l tried a lot but l...

Kailash!

When will these seizures end!

Prithviji, remember Shastri

was saying... ''Mother isn't here.''

His mother isn't here.

She went away when he was a kid and

since then he gets these seizures.

Snap out of it, Kailash!

See who is in front of you!

ldiot!

The games destiny plays...

He has no mother and

l have three mothers!

l'm really tired.

This mother, that mother...

There you are?

Where were you?

Look, mother is also

back from the temple.

Prithviji, she isn't my mother.

She is my sister...

Sania.

Bachchan!

Sania Bachchan.

Right!

l just remembered something.

Ghost!

Brilliant!

One lie to cover another lie.

And another lie

on top of another...

Of course. You've got

to balance the lies, Shastri.

- Perfect, isn't it?

- You will be thrashed!

Of course we will! Move it.

What's this, Zohraji?

You refused to help us.

Then how did you land up here?

His story touched a chord in me.

And l thought...

it's no mean feat for a young

actor to play an old character!

Right, elder sister?

What are you thinking, Abbas?

Prithviji was here to

break the fast with us...

then why did he leave in a hurry?

Ghost!

She is a ghost.

She is not a ghost...

but Abhishek's sister, Sania.

And she was Apeksa.

My Apeksa!

lnspector, will it take long?

Well, the Eid prayers will

be done in another five minutes.

No problem, there's no hurry.

Sir...

lt was a good thing to

meet the collector of Amergadh.

When the power plant

is set up in Ranakpur...

it will be a delight

to watch Vikrant's face.

The power will switch off his face.

Sir!

Abhishek Bachchan!

ls he shooting in Amergadh?

Not him!

Abhishek Bachchan from Ranakpur.

Over there!

Sania, this was great.

lt's a always good

to enjoy the Eid sweets.

Prithviji... here?

l had told you...

'you may break a relationship...

but never break someone's trust.'

l saw you at Amergadh.

You were celebrating

Eid with the people there.

What is the truth?

Answer me!

You saw me at Amergadh...

l'm dead.

And you want an answer.

Ravi, will you answer?

But what will you say...

Even in school you never

answered the questions correctly.

l have an answer, Prithviji.

Of course!

The person you saw was me...

yet it wasn't me.

'lt was you but

it wasn't you...' Huh?

He was my identical brother, Abbas.

Abbas?

Ravi, why are you going back there?

Yes, Prithviji.

Abhishek has been having a hard

time because of his identical brother.

Since childhood.

And l know...

Why don't you tell?

You know better since

you're his sister.

He would steal the mango,

and Abhishek would get beaten up.

He would get bit by a dog...

...and Abhishek would

have to take an injection.

We are carbon copies, Prithviji.

Except for the moustache.

l'm sure you noticed.

l keep a moustache,

while he doesn't.

l'm sure you noticed, Maakhan.

Except for the moustache,

they look the same.

Like 'Ram and Shyam'.

Like 'Seeta and Geeta'.

And similarly,

Abbas Ali and Abhishek Bachchan.

Prithviji...

are you doubting my integrity?

Oh no, Abhishek.

You are my boy...

'You are my sunflower.'

Wait a minute!

How can Abhishek Bachchan's

brother be Abbas Ali?

How??

How??

How?

Ravi!

The warrior knows the truth...

now what can l say?

Exactly! You're so right.

What can you say and

how can you reveal that...

Abbas isn't just your

identical brother...

he is also an illegitimate brother!

What?

lllegitimate?

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

What are you staring at?

Even you know the truth.

Tell them the story.

- What story?

- the story of illegitimate Abbas.

Start!

Once his 'married' father

got ajob at a construction site.

There a girl, by the name Jamila,

would carry bricks.

Father would break the

rocks and she'd carry bricks.

She carried bricks,

father broke rocks.

And then a rock fell

upon his father's sensibility.

He decided to counter

Jamila's bricks with his rocks!

And they went behind the rocks.

Where they made love!

What happened then?

Then one day,

nine months later, at night...

- Day or night?

- Both!

The day brought Abhishek

into world and...

the same night, Abbas was born.

Where is Abbas' mother?

Where is mother?

She isn't alive.

And that's the reason

Abbas lives with us.

Abhishek has taken both my and

Abbas' responsibility upon himself.

What does he do?

Nothing at all.

He's a dancer.

Dancer!

Prithviji, he is a high

class classical dancer.

ls that so?

l'd like to meet him.

Prithviji,

he can't be of any use to you.

You are like a warrior...

while he...

Then he is definitely of use to me!

What?!

You won't get it!

Tell him to meet

me and he'll get ajob.

Prithviji...

why are you doing all of this?

l have to reduce some of the

burden from your head, Abhishek.

We aren't like a

boss and an employee.

Your mother is my mother.

Your brother is my brother.

- Your sister...

- Sir!

Let's go, Maakhan!

ldiots! Scoundrels!

My father broke rocks?

My father made love

to another woman? And you?

What did you whisper

in Prithviji's ear?

What?!

How can l meet him as Abbas?

Don't you worry!

l will create such a

fabulous Abbas out of you...

that Prithviji will

never figure it out.

Trust me!

lf this battery doesn't work,

then use the other one.

You fool!

What are you looking at? Carry on!

Abhishek Bachchan?

Hey crazy fans, guess who l am...

l've come from afar, who am l?

Abbas?

But Prithviji...

l thought you were a real man...

but you are a blotch on mankind!

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