Bol Bachchan Page #7

person like Abhishek will lie?

You think his pious

mother will lie?

Have you ever seen such

a well-cultured family?

l haven't and that's

why l think so!

'When the first is incoming,

the other is outgoing.'

'And when the other is outgoing,

the first is incoming.'

There's never been a cross

connection in this roaming facility!

lf these 'two SlM cards' actually

belong to 'one phone' then...

the Prithviraj who is

brave and strong and revered...

would have been fooled by a nobody!

Think about what that

will do to your image.

Prithviji,

my name is lrfan Pathan...

and this is my identical

brother Mahendra Singh Dhoni!

Come on.

Abhishek...

We need to discuss Abbas' salary.

Can he come now?

Now?

Now, he is looking after mother.

l'll send him as

soon as l get home.

Why did you lock the door?

Because this lock will

unlock the other lock.

lt's a necessity, sir.

'Necessity is the mother

of Discovery channel!'

Radhika,

why did Maakhan lock the door?

Because he's taken Prithvi

to see who are not there.

Who?

Abbas and mother!

Please go hurry up.

See sir...

neither is he here,

nor is his mother!

They've vanished into thin air!

They aren't here...

there's no use looking for them.

Prithviji, what brings you here?

l was passing by and

saw the house and thought...

You thought of watching

the road from the house?

Hello, mother.

Hello, mother.

She isn't answering

nor looking eye to eye.

What's the matter?

Because she just shut her eyes,

blind man!

So, shhhh!

How is her health now?

As usual, just lying around.

l...

l'd like to say something,

if you don't mind.

lt's not good to

visit someone so often.

lt lowers ones respect.

Let's go, Maakhan.

Sir!

She has hairy legs, how?

How does mother have hairy legs?

You think instead

of hair on her legs...

there should be legs in her hair?

Prithviji, tell me something.

You think at this old age, my

mother should visit a beauty parlor?

lt's my time to get manicured,

pedicured, and waxed.

Anyway, he has always

been a scoundrel.

What?

- you too?

- What?

Unbelievable!

How could you employ someone who

thinks about my mother's hairy legs?

They're gone!

Gone?

Wow!

Abbas, that was close!

Oh no!

What happened?

Prithviji has left for the mansion.

So?

So?

Abbas is here!

But Abhishek Bachchan isn't there!

Oh God! Now we're dead!

You were checking

out mother's hair?

Prithviji,

Abbas called and told me.

l will...

Abhishek...

Your brother has

already slapped him.

Anyway, he has always

been a scoundrel.

Huh?

But you too?

- What?

- Unbelievable!

You doubted me?

Me?

Oh no, Abhishek!

Don't get emotional,

'pest control yourself!'

You're like a younger brother,

you're my own!

No, Prithviji.

l'm resigning!

That's fine...

but don't quit your

job because of your anger.

Prithviji!

Don't you realize which is the bone

that supports your spine and...

which is the bone that

will get stuck in your throat?

Maakhan!

- sir.

- Say it...

Say it...

say that they are one.

Say that after we left,

someone opened the lock...

and he got there before us...

took off his moustache and

began massaging his mother's legs.

- No, sir.

- Say it!

And say that before we

could get here, he made it and...

who had opened the lock before,

locked him in again and...

he put on a fake moustache!

- No, sir.

- Say it!

No, sir.

No, sir.

He is fake?

No, sir.

Forgive me.

- this is fake?

- No, sir.

Pull it!

No, sir.

- Pull it, l say.

- No, sir. Forgive me!

Try to pull it.

Pull it!

Sir!

You're pulling it!

You're still trying to pull it!

You humiliated me

in front of Abhishek.

'My eyes have fallen from my face!'

lf his mother learns about this,

she will be hurt.

Mother!

Where?

Over there.

'You found time to confess.'

'But this life proved

too short for me to sin.'

'l will land at your door,

over and over again.'

'l will land at your door,

over and over again.'

'Ring the door bell

and run away like hell.'

That's a load of crap, old woman!

Zohra, till when will you

torture us with your sorrow?

With cameraman Yogesh,

Rajan Chaurasiya, Aajtak.

Zohra, does that mean

l'm the father of your child?

You should grow up for that,

bald man!

So, how did it happen?

Well...

How did the miracle happen?

Well...

How did it happen?

Well...

- How did the miracle happen!

- Get lost!

Oh God, make this problem go away!

Greetings, mother!

Greetings.

Who are you?

And who are you looking for?

Great!

Signs of danger and

the chameleon changes color!

Don't you recognize

Prithviraj Raghuvanshi?

Do l know you?

That's up to you.

But now l know you very well.

Yes!

A saintly widow

and a seductive vamp!

Widow?

l guess you met my twin, Madhumati.

That's not me.

l also have two

identical nephews...

Abhishek and Abbas.

My sister and l also

had identical mothers...

Leelavati and Nanavati.

ls it a family or an identical

children producing factory?

You foul-mouthed good-for-nothing,

l'll show you!

What?

Sir...

Sir, he even looks

like a scoundrel.

Huh?

But you too?

- What?

- Unbelievable!

Couldn't you tell the

difference between...

'Saintly Madhumati'

and 'Seductive Zohra'?

Forgive me,

l was misled by the poster.

'Zohra, The lnfamous'

Only for you, darling!

lt's a song, sir.

That reminds me,

please convey my regards to Madhu.

And also tell her

that Zohra misses her.

Wait a minute, sir.

How can Madhumati's

sister be Zohra?

Maakhan,

it won't be nice to hear...

the 'rock and brick'

story from a lady.

l believe Abbas

has taken after her.

Sir...

don't you think we should convey...

Zohra's regards to

Madhumati right now?

At her house?

Oh no, she must be asleep.

But Sania will be awake.

Let's go!

Prithviji's hand was almost here.

You were saved by a whisker, Abbas.

Actually, l was saved.

With my hairy legs exposed,

l thought all of us would be exposed.

- Abhishek.

- Who is it?

Abhishek.

- Your moustache!

- They are here.

Put on your moustache.

Two double centuries!

Prithviji,

didn't l tell you that...

'lt's not good to

visit someone so often.

lt lowers their respect.'

Oh no!

We are here to see your mother.

We need to talk to her.

Well...

She is taking a bath.

- Let's come back some other time,

Maakhan... - Sir, the message...

and it doesn't

take long for a bath.

Sania is also here...

to get us coffee.

Sania, may we come in?

Ravi, Sania...

in the last act of our play, the

liars should be severely punished.

'Honesty is the

best mutual policy!'

- Wow!

- That reminds me...

where is Abhishek Bachchan?

Same thing... temple... bell...

old fashioned guy.

Mark my words...

some day this drama will fall

apart and the truth will be out.

Sir has placed his trust in you and

you are carrying on with the lies.

- When Sir...

- Sir?

Shastri...

l know everything

about their drama.

The Aflatoon drama company

is practicing very sincerely.

Of course!

Sania too.

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