Bolt Page #2

Bolt, stare!

Now!

Nice move.

Come on, come on!

Such devotion...

It brings tears to my eyes!

Calico!

Your father's discoveries could be

a great use to our organization.

I'm sure, he will be

more commutating...

...now that I've got

his "lucky Penny"!

Bolt!

World domination is waiting my grasp!

How did your focus groups

feel about the end of this?

You asked for unhappy

...I give you unhappy

Bolt, it's okay Bolt.

I'm fine.

Guards, stop her!

- Hey, hey!

- Bolt!

- Hold on!

- Listen to him.

- He needs to know I'm okay.

- No, you're not okay.

You've been kidnapped by

fiendish Doctor Calico.

At least that is what the dog

needs to think but...

...just imagine, close your eyes

and imagine how excited he'll be...

...when he saves you, tomorrow. OK?

But he's gonna be freaking out all night.

Please, just let me...

Wait a second.

What's that behind your ear?

Is that a... Yes, it is!

It's a pin!

Let's do this. Let's take the pin

and put it in this conversation.

And we will not take it down, no m'am,

until this matter is resolved.

- But I just...

- What's that reminds me up?

The DVD release junket.

Let's get going. It's a big push.

I want to go with a modern looks.

Alright, okay. Let's give her some air.

Let's not crowd the talent.

I've been working on my evil laugh.

Is there an evil laugh like...

Like that?

Okay, here is the thing.

You're not ready for the evil laugh.

You could do a chuckle,

like a mildly upset chuckle...

...after my evil laugh.

Listen to mine.

Hey Bolt!

Climbing here!

Bolt, come back!

I'm too late.

- Bolt, help!

- I'm coming Penny!

Bolt, help!

Hold on, Penny.

Hold on!

Bolt, help!

Bolt, help!

Penny!

Bolt! Here, Bolt!

Okay, Bolty, okay!

Stay cool! You're cool, Bolty!

The green-eyed man!

Penny! Penny!

Penny!

Target acquired!

It ends here!

Penny!

Penny!

They moved her.

There is no time

for formalities, brothers.

My person is in danger

and I... I...

- Wow! What're you doing?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- You wanna sniff mine first?

- What?

- Not from around here, are you?

- Hey, stop it!

- What?

- This is serious.

Hey, there. Are you lost sweety?

Hey, wait!

Why can't I bend these stupid bars?

Oh, buddy!

You got your head stucked

pretty good, huh guy?

Hey guys, come here. Check this out!

He's got his melon stucked.

Yup, that is one stucked melon.

Hey, hey buddy, take it easy!

Slow down.

I will not take it easy,

because I'm missing my person.

Hey buddy, relax. Like this,

turn and pull. Turn and pull.

Forget about it,

you'll be out no time.

What are these things?

They're weaken me.

- Polystyrofoam packing peanuts.

- Styrofoam?

This has a "green-eyed man"

written all of it!

Have you seen the man

with a green eye?

You know, I gotta say something,

if I could say something here.

You look familiar.

Joey, look at this guy's mug.

Yeah, you know, I could've sworn

I've seen this guy before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I gotta tell ya,

I never forget a face.

- He never does.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Never. - Yeah, he's really good

with the faces and such.

Listen, listen! The man with the green eye.

Tell me what you know, birds!

- I know this dog.

- Yeah, yeah, me too!

I gotta remember,

it's gonna kill me. Hold on.

No, I don't know.

I, I, I thought I know.

Hey, you ever hang out down on 14th Street

with a stray named Kelvin?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kelvin, the Labrador.

- What?

You gotta gimme something here,

cause this is redonkulous.

Absolutely redonkulous!

Capisch redonkulous!

Ya know what that means?

You pigeons are useless.

I need someone on the inside,

someone close to the green-eyed man.

- A cat.

- Oh, a cat?

Yeah, a cat. When I find him...

When I find him, I'm gonna

make that cat wish never born.

I think we know just the cat.

Right on time, Saul.

Come on in.

Okay, Saul, nice work. Let's find

some mustard next time. Okay, babe?

Yes, Mittens.

Thank you, Mittens.

Is that an everything bagel, Ted?

- Attaboy!

- Good day, Mittens.

Louie!

What is this?

It was a slow week.

I mean, that's half of what I got.

You hear this, Louie?

I'm starving here.

And when the old stomach

starts talking, it ain't talking to me.

- It's talking to... the claws!

- Not the claws! Please!

I'm holding these bad boys back as best as

I can, but the thing is it's not up to me.

The stomach got a direct line

to these babies,...

...and I'm picking up a lot of chatter!

So, I'll talk to the claws,

but in exchange...

...next week, all your food comes to me.

- But that's not our deal!

I bring you half, you give me

protection! That's our deal.

Yeah, well, the deal just expired.

Now, get lost.

Mark my words, Mittens.

One day, someone's gonna stand up to you!

Someone's gonna teach you a lesson!

Yeah, I'm really scared now.

You should be!

Aaah! Okay! You...

Where is she?

- Who?

- You know why I'm here!

Where is she?

Okay, okay! Look buddy, I don't know

what you're getting at, but...

Come on, Mittens.

Just tell the guy where she is.

- Tell the dog, make him happy.

- Yeah, yeah, come on, Mittens! Tell him!

Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys!

Would you tell the crazy canine

that he's got the wrong cat?

- You got her, pal!

- That's her!

- She's the one!

- That is definitely the right cat!

Looks like we're gonna do this

the hard way.

Whoa! Aaah!

Are you crazy, man?

Hey Joey, do we go to far on this?

You kidding?

This is the best day in my life.

You work for Ben and Bart,

who work with the man green-eye.

They take him Penny.

Where is she?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- This is becoming tiresome cat...

...in fact, I feel a yawn coming on.

Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk.

I know where Penny is.

Yeah, they have her.

Yes, the men in black and the guy,

the guy with the blue eyes.

Blue eyes?

Oh, green! Yes, green!

The one green eye.

You just can't stop lying, can you cat?

It's in the genes. This is gross.

I know, it's disgusting,

I disgust myself.

Hollywood?

But if you put me down,

I'll show you where she is.

You know, I hope you appreciate

the risk I'm taking here.

Every bone in my evil

cat body is telling me...

...not to betray the trust

of the green-eyed man.

Okay, this is a top,

top secret map...

...of the entire earth!

Now, we're over here,

by the green lady with the big torch.

And my boss has Penny locked up...

Right, right over... Here, here!

By the waffle with the sun glasses!

Now all you need to do

is get from here to there.

Well, I told you where you find her, so

if you'll just untie me, I'll be on my way.

I'll release you cat,

when we found Penny.

Excuse me? That wasn't the deal!

We had a deal!

Your deal just expired.

She said that to me,

not 10 minutes ago.

The irony!

Perfect.

Hmm... padlock.

Listen Cujo, I got some pretty

wicked claws under these mitts,...

...do not, I beg of you do not make me

bring out these bad boys!

It gets ugly!

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