Bombay to Goa Page #5

Where is that damn conductor?

He's supposed to

Iook aer our comfort.

Didn't you see how he ran for his

life when this man held his hand?

He's a man only in name.

Why are you hiding yourface?

Didn't you hear your praise?

l'm hard of hearing.

Eveybody says you're

a man only in name.

Don't challenge my bravey.

You've only seen me as a

conductor not as a man.

Let's see!

Want to see?

-Yes.

He's sleeping. Soly.

- Shut up!

Get up, you hog!

- Hey!

l told you he has aflght in Goa.

Onion skin! This is not ajumbojet.

You've cornered 3 seats

as if it is your father's!

Get up!

Who touched me?

- It was him sir.

The ant wants to flght the elephant!

Grumpy! l maybe an ant

and you maybe an elephant.

But this bus isn't your Pop's!

-What?

Let go ofme sister!

You're holding on to me!

- Let go of me.

Thank God you hit me in the bus.

You escaped. What would l have

done ifyou'd hit me outside?

You're squirming too much!

l'll make mincemeat ofyour bones!

Come out and l'll see you.

Driver, stop the bus.

Stop the bus.

- Yes.

Take oflyour clothes.

eousce

-Oqhim

Stop. Don't remove my clothes.

We'll flght in Goa, wrestler.

- What?

Take oflhis clothes!

What do we do with this ant?

Look aerthis.

Come on!

Li this high.

Don't show me your chest.

Can you do this?

Go on! What can he do?

The conductor and

wrestler will now flght.

l'm willing to place a bet on them

Look at the wrestler's body.

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Those in favour ofthe conductor

5 to . Time to make money.

Place your money.

l bet 30 bucks.

- On the conductor?

Am l crazy to bet on him?

l favour the wrestler.

Go on!

Go on!

-Anybody else?

Here's my cash.

- Go on!

Don't be scared.

Quiet!

You're Superman!

You're so strong!

Don't touch me.

- What?

Don't touch!

Go away!

- Going!

Well done my fllly!

Won the race without running.

l hit thejackpot!

How much did you win?

- Over 500.

You want to fleece my

passengers by using me as bait!

Return this money.

God gives, the fool gives away!

Lobster neck.

- Yes brother?

ls he dead?

- No, flnished.

Don't cy my child.

Evey dog has his day.

Today was your day.

l apologise to you and your Pop.

Get some water.

Throw it on him so he gains senses

- Where do l get it from?

l only have these.

Get up, sir!

He won yet he apologises to you.

You've cut our nose!

Where is Mala?

That rascal ruined eveything.

- Who?

A tall chap.

- You mean Ravi.

He's landed here too?

- He also took my pistol.

But l've played such a trick

that the bus will stop.

Come in and sit, idiot!

Why did you stop now?

- l didn't.

lt stopped on it's own.

Alight and see what's wrong.

What is going on?

- Who is Rajesh and who is Khanna?

l only know one Rajesh Khanna.

- Where is Khanna?

What are you doing there? Come

out.

Want to go to the toilet?

- No.

The bus went to the loo. See.

The screw ofthe oil tank is loose.

The oil has dripped dy.

Now what?

Takethe can and get oil.

-Areyouioking?

ln this heat you want me to walk

2 miles with a can on my head?

l can't do it.

You can't walk?

Then l'll get you an Impala car.

These days you pull

my leg quite a bit

lfl lose my head,

l'll flip you over!

l've flipped hundreds like you!

Why are you flghting?

- Why are you flghting?

Drive the bus.

- Get into the bus.

Conductor! Take the bus

to Goa or l will report you!

Do you talk or spit!

Mother, l'm...

- Mother!

Repair the tank flrst.

- l will.

The conductor will take time.

Let's go out for fresh air.

Sure.

Let's go fast!

Where's my wife?

My cycle!

What are you thinking oR

l'm thinking about one

wrong step l took.

Meaning lack courage and

intentions have changed.

The desire to become

afllm star ruined you.

How do you know?

- l know eveything.

l also know who you are.

Whose daughter.

And who you will mary.

How do you flnd the boy?

- Don't know. l've never seen him.

So look at him now.

- Now?

Yes. The son of Ramlal and

the son-in-law ofyourfather...

Atmaram. l am the same Ravi.

You mean you...

Yes, me.

Did a mad dog bite me that

l'd follow you like a bodyguard?

Why did you hide yourseIR

Your eyes were covered

with the glamour offllmdom.

l thought a few bumps and

you'd understand yourself.

Gold has to burn before

turning into an ornament.

Anyway forget it.

How is the flance?

l'd like it even ifthe

engagement wasn't planned.

l hear somebody coming.

- It's our fellow passengers.

Listen.

Goats!

- Are you blind driving over my herd!

Where else will l ride?

Is this yourfathers' road?

No, is it yourfather's?

Hitting me? l'll pound you!

Help!

Listen to me!

Are you willing to push

the bus to the petrol pump?

l'll take you now. Ready?

Go to blazes!

Why only the petrol pump?

We'll push right to your house.

Then let's go.

Push hard.

My brother, Rajesh!

My brother!

- This sounds like Khanna.

Yes.

- But where is it coming from?

From here! Where else?

l'm on the tree and

the oil can is down.

Why are you laughing?

- You look like a monkey.

What is it?

- Brother.

Drivers should not laugh at the

problems of conductors. Get me down.

First tell me whether somebody

hung you there or it's your will?

What can l say? A little

boy was grazing goats.

l slapped him to show ofl.

So the villagers...

First swear never to hit anyone.

Never again! Swear by your mother.

l'll never raise anything.

Won't l understand even aer

being nailed to the cross?

Now you're speaking my tongue.

Done or not yet?

- Not yet.

What rot! Time is being wasted

The girl will escape our clutches!

We'll hang by the noose!

- Hury up.

Where's my purse?

Did l leave it out?

-You didn't have it there.

Maybe l le it in the bus.

- Why did you?

This madam's purse has been

stolen.

The in the bus? In my O year

old service, this is the flrst time.

l had warned you to look aer it.

Now you've got us in trouble.

lf any ofyou found it

or took it by mistake...

Then please return it to her.

Get up.

Where is the purse?

- What nonsense?

Do l look like athieR

- Going the right track.

You know how to scold too.

l thought you could only comb.

What is it?

- Can't you talk politely?

l'm talking so politely. l only

want to ask where this passenger is.

So far you hadn't

talked to me so lovingly.

l'm a vey simple...

This yellow shirt is missing!

He only wanted to go to Belgaum.

Then he extended it to Goa.

His eye was on her purse.

But don't you wory. If he

is a thief, l'm a lion!

l'm double smart. What do l do?

Turn the bus around.

l'm telling you to turn

the bus back to Bombay.

Why?

- Ty to understand.

l'm the father ofJames Bond.

Turn around.

- Now l understand.

Move aside!

l don't want to go.

- But we'll take you in this bus.

Give the purse.

Listen to me!

Listen to me!

- Change the board.

Beating me without listening to me.

Those who want to eat may do so.

l'll take the thiefto the police.

Yellow shirt!

ll we get lunch?

- Yes sir. Please be seated.

Lunch is available.

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