Bon Cop Bad Cop 2 Page #8

whether you die tonight, think again!

You know when they say this guy did this

crazy thing because he had nothing to lose?

Well, I'm that f***ing guy! OK?

(Whimpering)

You tell me where this thing

is going down right now,

or I will drill so many holes

in your hideous face

that when the sun rises

and the beams shine through

your ugly f***ing skull,

you will light up

like a goddamn disco ball!

- OK, OK, OK! But it's too late!

There are already 20

cars across the border.

The last batch leaves this morning.

They're all rigged to

explode on the same day!

They're mobile bombs! That's it!

- Who's delivering the cars?

- A bunch of greedy kids.

But they won't be back.

They don't know the cars are rigged.

They're going to explode with them.

There's no connection between them.

By the time the FBI figures it out,

everyone will be gone.

- Where are the computers?

- I don't know. I swear I don't know!

All we did was get the cars

and handle delivery.

I don't even know

when they're set to go off!

All I know is the last batch

is leaving this morning at 5:00!

- From where?

- Huh?

- From where?

- A vacant lot in the east end!

That's all I know, I swear!

(Sobbing)

(Breathing heavily)

- Did I make him talk or what?

- Impressive. Especially using

a drill with no battery.

(Both chuckling)

- Michel!

There's no f***ing battery!

- Don't call me Michel!

(Gun cocking)

- You sure you're OK with this?

- No choice. No time to go for more help.

- It might not go that far.

If plan A doesn't work,

we go right to plan B. Got it?

- Sounds to me like you have two plan Cs!

- Well, well! The strip-club owner

is suddenly a mastermind!

Get over your fear of harmless tools

and then apply for a job

with the RCMP or the SQ!

Handcuffs?

But if you're shaking like that...

- I'll be fine. Don't worry.

- You have your meds?

Now would be a good time to take them.

And if you have any extras...

- Give me 90 seconds. I'll be in place.

- Well, Michel, our lives are connected.

If something happens, we're both dead.

- You guys are f***ing nuts.

- That's the nicest thing

you've ever said to me. Thank you.

Let's go.

Martin, are you ready?

(Men talking, indistinct)

(Over earpiece):
I'm coming in. 2 o'clock.

Hey!

I found your poodle. Is there a reward?

- Get in your f***ing cars! Go!

- Sh*t! David, are you hit?

- What a shitty plan!

The cars can't go.

(Screaming)

(Grunting)

- Aaah!

- Jonathan! Jonathan!

- Drop the f***ing gun!

(Screaming)

(Tires screeching)

Martin!

- Hey, you've reached Jonathan.

You know what to do after the beep.

(Whispering):
Come on!

- Martin! Martin!

Martin, I've got DiPietro!

Martin, where are you? Can you hear me?

(Groaning)

I need help with the kids!

(Moaning)

This will hurt, but you need

to put direct pressure on it.

(Beeping)

- Ostie de c...

- F***!

Martin, they can see us!

It's going to blow!

Calice!

- Shut up! Shut up!

(Metal creaking)

- TABARNAK!

What the f***?

(Laughing)

Martin!

Martin!

- My son is one of the drivers.

- What?

- My son is driving one of those cars.

- Martin! Martin!

- He called. I could've saved him.

- Get a hold of yourself!

- I could've saved him.

Now my son is gone because of me.

Martin, I understand, but

this isn't the time!

I killed my son.

- Huh?

- I killed him.

- No! No!

(Sniffling)

Hey! Hey, shake it off, man!

(Siren wailing)

He's not dead!

He's not dead!

There weren't any other explosions!

But I need you now!

Jonathan needs you!

- Let's find him.

What are you doing? Let's go!

- We can't go after your son.

- What? Let go of me!

- Penses-y. Think about it.

- I don't wanna save the world.

I just wanna save my son!

- Me too! But we won't find your son

before he crosses the border.

The only way to save your son

is to stop the cars from exploding.

- OK. OK.

- Everything's ready. We need to move.

- Take a deep breath and relax, kid.

We are gonna stick to the schedule

exactly as planned.

Now, what happened this morning

was just a little bump on the road.

We still have 27 cars in play

and nobody has a clue

about what is about to go down.

(Exhaling sharply)

(Exhaling sharply)

Today, we write history.

See, the fight for freedom

is a never-ending fight

that demands sacrifice.

And it is worthy of everything we got.

If our neighbours are poor or defenseless,

it is our duty to protect them,

sometimes even against themselves.

Our country,

our brothers and sisters are stoned:

stoned on comfort,

stoned on pumpkin-spice lattes

and f***ing Facebook!

Somebody needs to step up and save them.

Not friend them. Save them.

And that somebody is us.

Do you know why?

Because we are the true patriots.

And if we succeed today,

50 years from now... we'll

be in every textbook.

But if we fail...

Sh*t!

Those pricks don't give up!

- What is it?

- F***ing Canadian cops!

Ali, Connor,

go and do everything exactly as we planned.

- Yes, sir!

- You, come with me.

- Sir, I wanna be a part of...

- Shut up! Don't question my orders.

- No papers, no numbers today.

I wanna speak to your boss.

- It's protocol. You need an appointment.

- What part of "emergency"

don't you understand?

- Sir, lower your voice!

(Men and women screaming)

- We need to talk to the

person in charge, btard!

- Get down!

- Bon!

- Get down on your knees!

- Are they going to take us seriously now?

- Down on your knees!

- I can't take their

shitty attitude anymore!

You're lucky my friend's son

is caught up in this,

otherwise I'd be at home

with my feet up, drinking a beer

and watching the cars blow up live

on f***ing CNN!

I can't handle them acting

like they're king of the world,

as if the Garden of Eden itself

was in sunny California!

- FBI! Everybody put your guns down!

Put them down!

(Alarm sounding)

Put them down.

I know these men.

They are Canadian police officers.

They're working with us.

Gentlemen! If you would

please come with me.

I was just about to call you.

- Sometimes you have to be direct

in order to get things moving.

Hi, I'm David.

- Gentlemen, after our little misadventure

up in Maine,

I decided to come down here

and check things out for myself.

Turns out, you were right.

That man in there was planning a

terrorist attack on American soil.

But we have him now, thanks to you.

And I am gonna see to it,

and I'm gonna make sure

that the proper authorities know

what you both have done for my country.

- But there are at least 3 of them.

- Yes. The other two are also in custody.

We've also impounded their

cars and their computers.

- And you were able to

locate all of the cars?

- Most of them.

It's only a matter of time

before we get them all.

- It's over?

- Yes.

It's done.

- It's over.

- Martin, David, can you hear me?

I picked up the signal!

- I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to take this.

- Of course.

- Yes, MC?

- I've got their computer's signal!

They reconnected!

- Slow down. Explain this to me again.

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