Born Yesterday Page #10

When you steal from the government,

you steal from yourself, ya dumb ox!

You two, go ahead.

Im going right ahead.

Wait a minute.

I'll tell you where you're goin'.

- You?

- Sure.

In this whole thing, I guess you forgot

about me... about how I'm a partner.

Jim once told me...

126 different yards I own.

- Control.

- Same thing.

So here's how it's gonna be.

I don't want 'em.

I don't want anything to do with you,

so I'm gonna sign 'em all back.

- All right.

- Not all at once. Just one at a time.

One a year.

Only you gotta behave,

'cause if you don't...

I could let go on everything!

For what you've done,

even since I've known you...

I bet you could be put in jail

for about 900 years.

You'd be a pretty old man

when you got out.

- What's goin' on around here?

- A revolution.

Come on, Paul.

I'll send for my things.

You little crumb! You'll be sorry

for this day. Just wait and see.

Go ahead and go with him,

but you don't stand a chance.

If I've ever seen anybody

outsmart themself it's you.

- Good-bye, all.

- And you!

- Me?

- Yeah! You're fired.

Sorry, Harry.

I enjoyed working for you.

- Open up.

- All right?

Do what I'm tellin' you!

How do you like that?

He could've had 100 grand.

She could've had me.

Both wind up with nothin'.

Dumb chump.

Crazy broad.

To all the dumb chumps

and all the crazy broads...

past, present and future...

who thirst for knowledge

and search for truth...

who fight for justice

and civilize each other...

and make it so tough

for crooks like you...

and me.

License, please.

- No, not this license.

- Oh, sorry.

Okay, forget it. My wedding present.

Take it easy, or you'll never make it.

Oh, don't worry.

We'll make it.

It's a clear case

of predestination.

- "Pre... " what?

- Look it up.

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