Bornless Ones

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- Christina?

Is that you, baby?

- We want to play again.

- Give me my daughter back.

- No.

- I want her back.

- You invited us,

we want to play.

- I just wanted my

baby to get well.

- Her heart doesn't

work anymore.

- Just let me talk to her

and we'll play, please.

- Promise?

- I promise, just let

me, let me talk to her.

- Okay.

Mommy!

- Baby.

- Mommy, it hurts so much.

- Come here, baby.

- Why'd you do it to me?

- I just, I wanted

you to get well.

- You killed me, mommy,

they told me you killed me.

- No, no.

- She is dead, now we play.

This is not going to work.

- I love you, baby.

- You are no fun.

- Em.

Emily, Emily, wake up.

- How long was I asleep?

- Zach's acting a little weird.

- Is he okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's

fine, but I think he...

- What's that smell?

- Shut up, Woodrow.

- Jesse, how much longer?

- A couple miles,

we're almost there.

- You okay, Zach,

it's gonna be okay.

- Yeah, it's okay, buddy.

You know, sometimes I

wish I could just relax

and let it all go,

you know, right now,

I feel like I could

probably exploded.

- That's not f***ing

funny, Woodrow.

Stop being such a dick.

- Oh, come on, don't

be so tense, woman,

I'm just trying to make

it a little less awkward.

- No one finds it awkward.

- Okay, fine.

- Sorry.

- Don't be sorry, em, it's

okay, we're almost there.

- I'll be right back.

- My whole body is numb.

- Can you please help

me out with Zach?

- Hey, you don't need

to hesitate to ask me.

Come on, I'm here with you.

I love you.

We're gonna get

through this together.

- You promise?

- I'll get the wheelchair.

- Hello?

Hello?

What the f***?

Hey, man.

Are you okay?

Whoa!

- Restroom's for customers

only, customers only.

- Dude, it's 10 in the morning.

- Happiness knows no time, son.

- Oh, no, I got it, I

got it, don't worry.

- Okay.

- Here we go, come on, buddy.

Come on.

There you are.

Do you need any help?

- No, I think I'm good.

- Good.

- Let's go get you cleaned up.

- What do you want?

- I was just wondering

if I could gas up.

- You got cash,

I just take cash.

- Okay, you got an ATM?

- Sure, right in the back

next to the teleport.

- Yeah, come in.

- Hi, could we use

your bathroom, please?

- No, it's customers only.

- Just go, he's

drunk, it's fine.

- So, where you kids heading?

- Just a house up here

that my friends bought.

- Must be Dolores's old place.

Why do you wanna come here?

- It's a good question.

Listen, I just came

here to help my friends

fix their house,

but we gotta go,

so, yeah, if I could buy some

gas and beer, that be great.

- Oh, beer?

Yeah.

I got just what

the doctor ordered.

This is the best

homebrew in the state.

Billy's beer, boy.

- Hey, Jess, check it out.

So, this is apparently the

best beer in the state.

- Oh, sweet.

- And more great news,

weird guy in there does

this home delivery service

of his beer every Saturday,

today is Friday,

guess who signed up?

- You did.

- I did.

- Cool, man.

- All right, what's up?

- What?

- Come on, how is she?

- What, she's good.

- And you?

- I'm good.

Yeah, you know, ever

since we got Zach,

I'm watching a hell of a

lot more Internet porn.

No, she just has no idea

how to take care of him,

you know, so she really

hasn't been herself lately.

- I can't even imagine

what that must feel like.

- Yeah, it must

be awful waking up

in the middle of the night just

to check if he's all right.

- Yeah, there's that,

but I was talking about

not having sex for months.

- F*** you, a**hole.

- Oh, what, come on.

- No, it's all gonna

be over soon, so.

- How is she with the

whole institution thing?

- You know, she's

good, we're good.

By the way, guys, thanks for

coming all the way out here

and helping us move in,

we really appreciate it.

- Yeah, of course, man,

look, we got some fresh air,

we got some cold beer, we got

the birds squawking and sh*t,

you know, I feel like we're

gonna like this place.

- Welcome, welcome,

ladies and gentlemen.

- Hey, man.

- Hey, name's Richard,

here on behalf of the city

to bring you the key to

this wonderful house,

that's yours, well, from now on.

- Okay, that's what I call

some small town hospitality.

- Yeah, now is it safe to

say that you are in charge?

- Oh, no, no, no, I can

barely take care of myself,

it's this lady right here.

- Hi.

- Come here, we're going in.

Good to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, too.

- Yeah, now just a

few little formalities

we have to go over here

before I give you the key

to this stunning palace.

Now, just need an

autograph right there.

- Okay.

- And now by signing that,

that states that you've

been met here by me,

Richard Alonso Jr. III, okay,

and flip it over, we

got part two here.

Okay, now one more

signature there,

and now by signing here,

also states that you've

been given the key

to this wonderful house.

Guys, guys.

- Thanks, Richard.

- Alonso Jr. III

- yeah, he knows it.

- Yeah.

- He already knows it.

And you know what, oh,

and let me be the first

to congratulate you folks

on this marvelous house.

Okay, and I'm not gonna

hold you any longer.

It has been a real

treat, it really has.

It's funny 'cause normally, I

take like one Adderall a day,

I took two today.

- Wow.

- I just, I'm so excited

for you kids, it's great.

- Just take care, bro.

- Yeah, oh, oh, and

guys, before I forget,

the previous owner left in a

hurry for personal reasons,

I don't know, I don't care.

I don't ask those questions,

but I just gotta

put it out there,

when the key was handed to us,

we didn't really have a budge

to hire a cleaning company,

so it's just pretty much left

as is which is even better

'cause you might find something

nice and valuable in there,

you never know, you never

know guys, this is awesome.

You guys enjoy, guys, okay?

- See ya.

- Wow, he's something.

- It's beautiful.

- Yeah, it is.

Yeah, everything's

gonna be great.

There you go, bud.

- Can someone check

the circuit breaker?

- Yeah, I'm on it.

- Wait, there's

someone over there.

- What the f*** is that?

- Oh my god, it's so freaky.

- Hey, I love this stuff.

- Stop acting like a kid,

can you go hide that thing?

- Let there be light.

Oh, wow, it's

actually not that bad.

- Not that bad, dude,

this is freaking awesome.

- You go get rid of that thing,

I'm gonna pick us a room out.

- Okay.

It's time to go,

I know, come on.

It's just that she's a

little hormonal at the moment

and I think it's gonna be best

if you two just don't spend

too much time together, okay?

Come on, why the sad face?

Okay.

You gonna like it down here.

You're not gonna needle these.

F*** you, bubbles.

- Oh, wow.

Zach, it's your new room.

- Check it out, bud.

- So cool.

- Let's see here.

- What is this?

Oh my god.

She had a heart defect.

- Who you talking about?

- The little girl who

must've lived here.

- Hey, is everything

okay with you, bud?

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