Bounty Killer
It's been a while.
You look good.
How'd you track these guys, anyway?
I have my ways.
You gonna tell me
who your snitch is?
Nice try.
Look, I only want Trevor.
You can have the rest.
MARY DEATH:
Where's your gun caddy?
DRIFTER:
Killed by gypsiesBy gypsies.
You do look good.
You look like sh*t, old man.
[ elevator dings ]
[ music playing ]
Stewie, baby, listen.
We just gotta stick it out
a while longer.
what only we can give 'em.
[ laughs ]
Yo, give me a Blue Label
on the rocks, glass of water.
Do you think they're gonna
choose the wasteland
over the comforts
of the old world?
[ laughs ]
[ coughing ]
- Come out from behind the bar, bounty killer!
[ new music plays ]
ANNOUNCER:
Another bounty warrantapproved by the Council of Nine.
This death warrant is issued
wanted for tax evasion,
insider trading,
employee slavery
and war crimes.
What's the matter, Trevor?
You get a dirty mug?
- [ gun clicks ]
- Sh*t.
[ gunshots ]
[ jukebox playing ]
All right tonight
Aah!
Oh, yeah
- [ screaming ]
- [ gunfire ]
Lookie here
Ooh, yeah
I don't mind
telling you, baby, uhh
That you looking kinda good
DRIFTER:
Mary, wait.Ah, shake that thing, woman
[ bullet clanks ]
Ah, come on.
[ muttering ] Son of a...
[ laughs ]
Are you trying to steal my kill?
MARY:
Just trying to help a guy out.
DRIFTER:
You're a real pain in the ass.
You know that?
- [ laughs ]
Yeah, well, at least
I don't have gun problems.
DRIFTER:
Give me that. Yeah.
I should probably
get myself a gun caddy.
- You gonna pull me up?
- No.
NARRATOR:
In the not-too-distant future,
the world powers were brought
to their knees by big business.
Fueled by power and greed,
the great titans of industry
took up arms
and set out to destroy one another,
giving rise to the corporate wars.
- [ bomb dings ]
- [ music resumes]
As the nation
spiraled into oblivion,
the top executives
abandoned their armies
and escaped with the remainder
of the world's wealth.
The great cities of the world
burned for many years.
Born from the ash was
the Council of Nine,
who vowed to rebuild
and give hope
to the survivors of the wasteland.
To avenge the corporations'
reckless destruction,
the Council issues death warrants
for all white-collar criminals.
In turn, a new breed
the bounty killer.
From savage gypsy
to graceful assassin,
the bounty killers
compete for body count,
fame and a fat stack of cash.
They're ending the plague
of corporate greed
and providing the survivors
of the apocalypse with retribution.
These are the new heroes.
- [ ding ]
This is the age
of the bounty killer.
[ motorcycle revving ]
- We love you!
- Yes!
[ cheering ]
You don't know
what you're talking about, Henry.
Does this look
like the savior of mankind?
Mary Death?
No, it looks like misogyny.
Do you know what misogyny is?
No, you don't, because Drifter
looks like the hero of the world.
I'm gonna go gun caddy for him.
So long, suckers.
See you in another life.
CADDY:
Excuse me, Mr. Drifter, sir,
I hear you're in need
of a gun caddy.
I am the fastest gun tosser
this side of
the Thrice Burned Lands,
and I-
CADDY:
Look, I can do anythingyou need me to do.
I- I can flute a barrel.
I can globe a sight,
trigger a blade
for single action,
double action, triple action,
round action.
I can do anything!
I know Morse code.
Boop-boop-boop.
That's an S.
I taught myself how to tie knots.
- BILLY:
Drifter! Drifter!- I can fish.
Billy Bloom, "Wasteland News. "
So what do you got there?
Looks like a fresh kill.
You know I don't
do interviews, Billy.
He doesn't do interviews, Billy...
- Come on.
- so just back off.
- Come on.
- Set up an appointment.
BILLY:
Guy like youcould use a little PR.
A great story
like this could put you
right back up on the top
where you belong.
Come on. Help me out.
I don't need a bunch of front-page photos
[ engine revs ]
Oh, my God, she's here!
It's really her!
Bounty
Bounty killer's gonna get ya
Looks like my story just arrived.
CADDY:
Where are they going?
They don't know
the real deal's right here.
[ crowd cheering ]
I want to die in your arms
Have you slay me
in your bed tonight
Killer
' Cause there's a war going on...
WOMAN:
Yay, Mary Death!
I love you.
My fans mean everything to me.
I am like a fine sommelier,
and I will choose
the right weapon for the kill.
A sommelier, huh?
Yeah. Sorry. It's like a wine-
Yeah, I know what it is.
How did you find
these Yellow Ties
had given up?
Now, Billy, you know
I never pull out before the big kill.
[ cheering ]
I made an oath to the Council
to root out corruption
where it hides
the people.
And you can quote me on that.
She is fantastic.
Anyways-
No! I was kidding.
And what am I supposed to do
with this twitching twat?
He isn't dead yet!
Ohh!
F*** sake!
Here. Take your money,
and piss off,
you pair of wankers.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oi, Drifter.
- [ sniffs ]
- Yeah?
There, you c*nt.
And what's his problem?
Bad manners and a face
that'd make his mum reach
for a hammer. [ chuckles ]
Don't usually get
gypsies this far east.
They raided a Green Tie hideout
at some caves just south of here.
Stole all the kids to brainwash 'em
into raving-mad killers.
Bloody animals, really,
the gypsies are.
Good tippers, though.
20% every time.
Oh, bleeding hell.
Oh, another headless wonder.
Come on. How am I supposed
to ID 'em without a f***ing head?
Relax, Willy.
I've got his business card.
Pile of crusted rubbish
is what it is.
Oh, and it smells
like a fat man's rotten yarbles.
I shall have to deduct
some money for the lack of head.
Are you giving me sh*t, Willy?
It's simple, you silly sod.
No head, no bounty.
You have no idea
how far up my ass the Council is
about the state of these bodies.
Well, you know where
you can tell 'em to shove it.
Now, don't you blaspheme
the Council in here,
or you'll end up
like your pal Harry.
Harry?
Who's Harry?
Mary Death, your angel face
is a sight for these weary eyes.
Thanks, Willy, but I'm no angel.
Well, pickle my todger.
Another pile ofjustice
from Mary Death.
So who's this Harry
everyone's so wild about?
- Give me that.
- [ laughs ]
Oh, what's the big deal?
He's just some small-time collar.
- [ beeps ]
- [ laughs ]
Wait a minute.
Is this your snitch?
- No.
- [ laughs ]
He is. Hmm.
Very interesting.
DRIFTER:
Just let it go.MARY:
Uh-huh. All right.
- I'm serious.
- Okay.
He's all yours.
Crabby.
Hey, sorry. Just-
MARY:
Holy sh*t!CADDY:
Aah! Aah! I-
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