Break Ke Baad

Mogambo.. is pleased.

Daaga. Teja.

Use this money to spread

terror and devastation.

If terrorism,

devastation, destruction, riots..

..continue occurring

in India, then soon..

Next time, do your

homework on time!

One, two, three.. four,

five, six..

..seven, eight, nine, ten,

eleven.. twelve, thirteen.

One, two, three.. four,

five, six..

If you love movies so much..

.. then learn this.

The Business of movies.

Once you learn this..

.. you can watch

them and screen them.

One day Im going to be an actress.

And my movies will be

shown in your theatre.

Look! Someone got

your first autograph.

Im drunk.. Im hung-over..

With love.. waiting.

How should I be, o restless heart?

My restless heart, please tell me.

Im drunk.. Im hung-over.

How could I have known?

You simply disappeared.

I changed my house.

Did you change your

relationships too?

You werent around

when I needed a friend.

You didnt get married again?

I couldnt find you. Or

I wouldve married you.

Rahul. - Anjali.

We live once, die once..

..even marry once.

And we fall in love..

- just once.

Congratulations Kamal!

Your daughters getting married.

- Thank you.

Quiet.

Stop this nonsense.

She isnt dead.

Shes getting married.

Tandoori Nights. Play that one.

Why havent you put the

flowers in Abhays room.

Come on, do it fast.

Aaliya!

I know you hate sentimental stuff.

Too bad.

Here goes..

Grandma gave me this ring..

For her daughter-in-law..

For you!

What a crappy dialogue, Gulati!

Grandmas ring? You serious?

Aaliya, grandma and grandpa eloped..

.. Even though no one had a

problem with their relationship.

The history of this

ring is very dramatic.

Al.. I love you.

So? Does that mean

we should get married?

Why are love and

marriage the same thing?

I mean, heres a

perfectly nice thing. Love.

Now lets destroy it..

Piece by piece.

Because if we dont get married..

.. what will PEOPLE say?

Al, you think I wanna marry

you cos of social pressure?

I want to get married for us.

For you and me.

I know whats gotten into you.

Your sisters wedding trumpets

have crawled under your skin.

Sorry, that cant convince me.

How about this?

I love how my mornings

begin with your voice.

Cos you call for

something important like..

.. How do I

switch on the computer?

And I love how passionately

you do all four of your jobs.

How you come to see me for an hour..

.. after tormenting me for fifteen..

.. just to say Gulati,

youre an idiot. Now kiss me.

And I love the way

you shut your eyes..

.. and enjoy every

single bite.. from my plate.

And when my clothes smell of you.

Your hands on mine..

- Shut up, you idiot.

Lets elope right now.

And now we wouldve kissed.

But that would be weird..

.. cos Id be kissing myself.

But, God, I am good.

Drag?

No! Smoking is bad for girls

Really? I thought

its bad for anyone.

Men dont get pregnant.

- Youre pregnant?

No. But.. I plan to.

Marriage at twenty two.

First kid at twenty three.

Second kid, three years later.

My plan was simpler.

Turn twenty and lose my virginity!

Thanks for tomorrows headlines.

Its a wedding, Al.

Please take your chimney away.

So your wedding smoke is

devotion.. And mine is pollution?

Hypocrite!

- Come on, Al.

And spare me your lecture

the cigar is for my play.

I have to look convincing!

But why are you

rehearsing when you are a smoker?

Hang on! A play?

- Street play.

Which means aunty Ayesha

definitely doesnt know about it.

Nope, cos shell freak out..

.. the minute she

hears the word acting.

Its just one show.

At Pragati Maidan.

No one will ever know.

But you do.

Just tell aunty and end the lies.

Stop compromising.

The amount you act in real life..

- Less than you.

Born in his Papas theatre..

.. and numbed to

death by its boredom.

Thanks for your

wisdom and sensitivity.

Screw sensitivity!

Uncle Jeets theatre

business will be fine without you.

This is the Nth time.

- What?

Whenever I point out your problem..

.. you turn the spotlight on me.

But you started.. - But..

Since you wont

focus on your problem..

.. without discussing mine,

lets focus on me.

Lets say I tell dad Im not

interested in his business.

Lets say he doesnt get multiple

cardiac arrests from this news.

What will I do then?

- Thats the best part.

Youll find out, Gulati.

Lets travel. Lets be nomads.

Is this honeymoon ever

going to end? - Aunt Pammi.

When are you getting married?

Were thinking about it.

- Not thought about it.

Tell your babe that if

she continues like this..

..shell stay single

like me. - Dont beat her.

If youre so desperate,

why dont you marry? - Rude!

Im ahead of you by three divorces.

Cant help a quirky destiny.

Destiny is never quirky.

People are.

But arent quirky

people the most fun?

Cigarette packets come

with a warning, people dont.

Doesnt stop you

from smoking, does it?

Wow.

So put your money where your

mouth is the altars ready.

Get married.

Look, Ayesha is here as well.

Your mother still looks stunning.

See how she still affects people.

Here comes the superstar!

Still thinks shes a superstar.

See how their tails start wagging.

She still looks a million bucks.

Hi, Aunty.

- Hi, dear.

I love your sari.

But where is Aaliya?

Must be up to her

usual tricks somewhere.

Oh no!

Whats the rush?

- Cant you smell it?

This henna smells so bad

its affecting my brains.

Girls look happy with

henna on their hands..

.. cos theyre

actually high on this dung.

Yonks ago if a lassie had not

this shite in her fair hands..

.. a laddie could carry her away.

Henna marked a woman betrothed.

What say thee?

Shall I abduct ye?

Whos stopping you?

Or will ye need steroids?

Youve got competition.

The maiden is mine.

Lower ye eyes.

Shes your sister.

Sis left.

They couldve done a court-marriage.

Why are weddings such a circus?

Dumped another thing on her.

She looks like a clothes shop.

Shes smiling.

Shes smiling.

Some coma patients

also smile, stupid..

.. doesnt mean theyre happy.

Shes smiling cos no one

knows Jai is holding her hands.

They are celebrating the

biggest day of their lives..

..with the most

important people in their lives.

I cant see anyone important here.

Im here for the free food.

The men are here

for the free whiskey.

And the women are

missing their TV serials.

Stupid.

There wont be a repeat

telecast of my sisters wedding.

And happiness grows

only when you share it.

Say that dialogue again.

Happiness grows only

when you share it.

Like a wild river..

.. she ripples without a care.

Like a gentle stream ..

.. he lets his silences sing.

Her fiery sands sting his feet..

.. like sunshine tickles rainy days.

You, my dear, are lost without me..

.. and Im incomplete without you.

You, my dear, are lost without me..

.. and Im incomplete without you.

I love you, Gelato.

- Hello, baby.

Another fight?

Another slap?

Sorry, baby.

- Kiss me, baby.

Sorry, baby! Kiss me, baby!

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