Break Point Page #5

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Plus it makes

my dick look bigger.

Shaving pubes

makes a dick look bigger

ooh, Barry! Barry!

We need a plan for

every serve and return.

Right. We need

that plan, but...

If something comes up in the moment,

we also need to go off that plan.

Yeah, but we, at the very least,

have to begin with a plan.

Yes, as long as you're willing to

make those last-minute detours.

Yeah, as long as the detours

bring you back to the plan.

Italian. My favorite

food is Italian.

Boring.

Actually, It's Southern Italian.

Go!

New movie's... Showing.

So you're... Going.

Could care... Less.

About the five you're...

Blowing.

Theater gets... Dark.

Just to start the... Show.

You spot a... Fine woman.

Sitting in your... Row.

She's dressed in... Yellow.

She Says... Hello.

Come sit... Next to me.

You fine... Fellow.

So you run over... There.

Without a second to... Lose.

Then what comes next?

Just bust a move, fatty!

Yeah!

Come on, Barry!

You want it, you got it

what the hell is that?

Good session today, man.

This "opening up" sh*t

is like emotional steroids.

Yeah.

Hey, you remember when I played

with that guy, dash Stevens?

Yeah. What about him?

Nothing. Just...

He was the worst.

That's good to know.

I mean,

you're way better than him.

Thanks.

Thanks, man.

Barry, what's going on?

You've been quiet lately.

Yeah.

Is there anything on your mind?

Maybe.

I was... just this one day...

I was being really

annoying at home, and...

You know how sometimes

you do one thing,

and that leads to another thing

and that leads to another thing?

Like a chain reaction?

If I hadn't been

so annoying that day,

other bad things

wouldn't have happened.

That woman at your house

when we dropped you off,

that was your mom?

Yeah. I know

I told you she died.

That's okay.

You've got to understand,

Barry, whatever happened,

whether your mom left or what,

you know, It's not your fault.

Okay?

Is she still at the house?

Yeah,

sort of.

Are you around this weekend? 'Cause

the pre-quallies start tomorrow,

and we could really use

your support in our corner.

Do you think

you could help us out?

Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Okay, good. That's good.

It's good that Barry's gonna

help us out, right, Jimmy?

Is this a trick question?

Yeah, I don't give a f***.

Just tell him not to

color-coordinate so much.

Yeah, I don't think that's

something he can control.

I've never seen you so nervous.

I'm not nervous.

Are you nervous?

Not that nervous.

I'm nervous.

Okay.

So cool!

You know anything

about these guys?

Yes. The one

with the moustache

kind of looks like

Freddie Mercury.

I'm not sure If that helps

us out, tennis-wise.

I'm not worried.

Suddenly I'm not worried.

F***.

Seriously? Come on.

Come on.

Sorry, partner. Those

tube socks threw me off.

Can't believe

I gave them that set.

Two double faults

in the last game.

Yeah, the volley into my own

foot didn't help either.

So how is Southern Italian food

different than regular

Italian food?

Less butter, more olive oil,

and not as many meats.

Just more refined, you know?

Right.

It's pretty tasty.

Yeah, it sounds...

Sounds tasty.

Feeling so lonely

all the time

I'm feeling so lonely

every day

hey

what can I do to

make you realize

that I really want you

here today, hey

all I did was

complain, hey, hey

And worry about

the things, baby

you may find it

funny that I

hey!

Yeah! Yeah!

Let's do this, b*tch!

Yeah! Whoo!

Slam it, slam it, slam it.

Dude, why did you do that?

You could've slammed

that sh*t home!

F***, I know.

It's all good, baby.

If we win this point,

we go to palm Springs

for the quallies.

Yes!

Yes! What's up, palm Springs?

How about that, man? Whoo!

Great game. Well played.

Weird shirts.

Darren. Hey.

Um, It's not really... Shut up.

I mean, don't shut up.

Just, don't say anything.

So, I just came off

a really big win,

and I'm feeling more confidence

now than I pretty much

ever have in my life, so, um...

This is actually

harder than I thought.

Um, we just won the

pre-qualifying tournament,

and we're going to palm Springs.

And If we win at palm Springs,

we are actually in the open.

So... so you should

come with us... with me...

and-and then after...

Amateur tennis? Nice.

Wow, that is so funny.

We were just talking about what

we were gonna do this weekend.

Palm Springs? Awesome.

I... have you been

working out? I...

I think It's great

that you guys have a...

It's lining up like that.

Can you get us tickets?

Probably not,

but the tickets are...

The tickets,

they're eight or nine.

Well, then... yeah.

That's... yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You guys will...

Nice.

All right. Um... Perfect.

Well, have a good night, and...

Good to see you, Darren.

Yeah. Okay.

Real f***ing nice,

you f***ing idiot.

What up, what up? Dude!

Guys, quick question.

What are the odds

of me being a ball boy?

I mean, I heard that the

officials and the ball boys

in the quallies were volunteers.

I think we need to have

a talk about mutual respect.

You play world of warcraft?

Yeah. You?

Yeah.

My main 'toon is

a level 90 on dead mage

with a complete regalia

of the burns scroll set.

214, buddy. Two pieces away

from completing my p.V.P. Set.

You?

I'm level 82, human paladin,

but all the level 90...

yeah, yeah, okay.

You know what?

Don't talk to me about wow again

until you're at least a level 90

with respectable raiding gear.

And by respectable, I mean epic.

Okay.

You know what? One other thing.

We're a f***ing team now, okay?

And we're men. And men...

Men don't blame themselves

for p*ssy-ass sh*t

that's not their fault.

Your mom doesn't have her sh*t

together, that's her issue.

No more blaming yourself for that, or I'm

gonna throw you out of this f***ing car.

You got it?

Got it.

Good.

So, um,

about me being a ball boy...

Shh. Go to sleep.

No, no, no. Over there.

What's up, palm Springs?

Yo, what's up, dude?

How you feeling?

You strong? You strong?

That guy's such a p*ssy, dude?

Such a puss.

With the open a week

away, unseeded players

are here in palm Springs competing

in the qualifying tournament

for the open's final spots.

Jimmy price found a partner. Unbelievable.

Good luck, buddy. Bam. Bam. Bam.

Young rookies and old vets

will battle it out

for the prize of being

slaughtered in the first round

by a top-seeded opponent.

What do you know

about these guys?

Okay, here we go.

Alan freedland...

He's got a great forehand.

Stay away from that.

Alan Cohen, he's the guy

closer to us...

he is a scrapper. He'll

poach all day long.

Keep him honest.

Hit a few down the line.

People call them the Alans.

I call them the Alan-gators.

Rumor has it they tried

to f*** the same girl once

in a pool in Florida.

That's good to know.

I wonder If their d*cks touched.

Why don't we ask them?

Let's do this.

This is Barry. Hi, Barry.

This is Gary.

Hey, man.

Our names rhyme.

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