Breaking Wind

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Who's there?

My tooth.

What the f***?

Oh .. What the f***?

Oh, heavens.

How disgusting.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Shellfish

the Primera

Some

by saying that the Earth will end consumed by fire.

Others, on the ice.

From what I witnessed

I'm on the side of those who propose

fire...

Some women prefer white men, other Asian ..

I, however, prefer dark-skinned youngsters

who play basketball and listen to Chris Brown.

Sorry?

I said nothing.

Marry me.

Me changes.

Marry me.

No, seriously, I

changes.

I think I pooped my pants.

Whether the bears or bunnies?

Oh, the bunnies

this well.

- Ahem.

- Grandma?

Wow, are you doing here?

Grandma, I want to presentar

my boyfriend Edward.

- Oh, hello.

- Ola

Hello Yes, Grandma.

No teeth.

- Ahh, God.

- Ahh, yes.

- Ahm, yes.

- No.

THE ART OF A WONDERFUL BOQUETE

IN THREE EASY STEPS

Hello, darling.

Looks like someone

came home a little late.

Actually, I just

08:
00.

Uh, the what? Edward is

pulling my bag now?

- What?

- I have a surprise for you dear.

Look Who

who came to spend a few weeks with us.

Grandma?

Yes

Yes

Her grandmother came to see their graduation.

Oh, no.

Hey, Bell.

Who is your vampire, huh?

Yes

Hello

Hey good morning dear.

Looks like someone

came home a little late.

Actually, I just

08:
00.

Uh, the what? Edward is

pulling my bag now?

Know father?

Let's change the conversation.

Listen.

Do you know why you

punished, right?

As suggested changes that are

Facebook like MySpace?

What?

Because slept in three movies?

What?

Or because accidentally arrested

Chileans in a mine for over a month?

No, no. It was because I wanted a

separarao between you and Edward.

Father

is not anything you can say.

Edward is part of my life. Hi

Yes, I realized.

Okay, listen.

Let's make a deal.

You are no longer grounded

Use this new freedom

to spend time with your other friends too.

How Jacob.

Honey, he's going through a really difficult time

now.

Her father is concerned.

I remember when you were well.

Necesitava

a friend... Jake was here.

Without telling

that are converting

a reservation at a casino.

Honey, could marry

with a face full of money.

It could buy for his father finally

three Taiwanese prostitutes.

What?

Two Taiwanese prostitutes?

Okay.

Conform with Me. No selfishness.

Welcome to the official line

Club Jacob.

Unfortunately,

due to the large volume of calls,

the waiting time is too large.

But if

leave your name after the beep

we will make sure to return the call.

Jacob

has spoken to me for weeks.

I wanted to fix this...

But he just will not give me a chance.

For our times together

where I can hold you again.

I, YOU, DADDY.

Vai book?

What?

No, I'm going to...

cheese shop.

They... they have this new Camembert

which is supposedly...

Cheese is very sexy.

Yes

Edward would have a tough job that was last

trust me,

he showed exactly why.

Maybe it was poque

he saw me take a note of 20 from your wallet.

Or maybe it was because I took

paying a blowj*b at the party's 'Dancing Bear'.

I do not know.

Only I do not understand.

Do you mind?

It

TRUTH THAT HE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LICK THE BALLS?

Once we discover what Bella and Edward are together again.

And according to them,

swear that there are a couple.

What is

but he puts the eggs in her mouth.

Instead

puts them on their chests.

Well, these are not considered

fried eggs?

Sorry, Harry, the joke

egg was the blonde better.

Hey, come on, fellas?

They go together or what?

Come on, you have fanatical admirers.

Want to know what is happening.

Bella, Edward

is gifted or has a tiny penis?

This is totally inappropriate.

Well, what about Bella, Edward?

Has a big vagina?

This is also incredibly inappropriate.

It's huge.

T-shirts.

Buy your shirts here.

Join the team of Edward today.

We

25% discount for new members.

Here, honey.

We have buttons, fasteners have

,

we have books, we

underwear.

We have socks, shirts, tennis shoes

. What they want.

Okay, here we go.

I decided to organize a party.

After all, how many times can we

graduating from high school?

Mm, another party, Alice?

It'll be fun. We will have a truck

of sloops, a zoo...

And drink a little blood.

- The Qu?

- Huh?

Oh, look who's here!

There's nothing there.

Look again.

Ah, who are they?

Small Cullen.

Small versions are ours.

They sweep the cities that we leave behind

and pick up the leftovers.

Do not look, Bell, but the small

Edward is watching you.

Edward Small.

Edward.

We have a pact, little rascal.

You know you should turn allegedly

100 miles from me.

I'm aware of it,

but I do not give a damn.

I have the hots for Bella.

She has a sexy butt.

See?

You're just jealous

Bella wants me.

Small Jasper.

Jasper.

Never answered my calls.

I missed you.

You were chasing me.

I missed your smell.

Sinti miss your face.

Sinti miss you all.

Edward

seemed a little uneasy because of the arrival of the little Cullen.

Second said, they always leave

strange.

TEAM EDWARD:

not behaved as it always was.

It was making me nervous.

But nothing surpassed

the contempt he felt for Jacob.

TEAM JACOB:

Do not let him touch you.

The measure

this morning and was 40cm.

What?

Uh?

Where have you been?

I stayed home.

While you were at home,

This guy spied his red hair.

Victoria.

Alice's vision.

I was trying to protect you.

Lying to me?

See, this is what you get with these

vampires.

Me, I would have much more.

Honesty and 52cm.

I thought you said

measuring 40cm.

I lied.

Need to talk to him.

Do not trust him.

Do not worry.

He is a good driver.

Okay

Stop smile, Jake.

We'll just take a walk.

Sure.

Watch your leg.

Oh Wait.

Esroscou in his pants.

Ah, here we go.

This ready?

Yes

Okay, here we go.

Ai...

- Okay?

- Go down.

- HEY, can you help?

- Sorry.

Oh, hell.

I'm holding the sausage.

And you can with it, no?

I knew. How was school today

?

Not yet started.

Oh, Our Lady, as it weighs

.

It is made of bricks

this bike?

Move your ass. Let

.

Okay.

During the first mile,

was full of snakes.

I say, an amount

infernal serpents.

Do not believe it.

Leave it here if you want.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay?

Calm.

She did not want.

Back to pick you up later.

Hi

sure this is not a problem here that I am?

I mean,

I'm not a werewolf.

You worry too much.

Course.

Ah, look who's back.

What ta catching Bell?

Do you?

Yes, I finally unite the pack.

No Thanks.

I am as well.

I'm glad you're here, Bella.

Now we have a break from Jacob

encoxando constantly

the pool heater.

Not to mention the mattress.

Do not forget the fresh melon.

Ah, yes.

It's the way he left his mark.

What? He feels

well, yes?

Yes, this is true?

So? What is this whole thing of "brand"?

Brand.

Ah...

The brand is when you see

E. ..

Just changes everything.

And there is gravity

that binds you to the planet.

It is simply her.

And nothing else matters.

Seems you know this feeling.

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