Bring It On: In It to Win It Page #2

Did she ask about

our routines?

Yeah, right.

Cheering was the last

thing we talked about.

Penn, she's like

your sworn emeny.

I swear it.

Trust me.

She's not my enemy.

Penn, you need to know.

Carson's a two-faced,

back-biting,

man-eating Shark!

Yeah. And guys

hate biters.

Why are you guys

busting on me?

Because you

don't get it.

Yeah. I think I do.

Don't flatter yourself, Penn.

This is about our team,

about winning.

So now what, Captain?

Are you gonna forbid me

from seeing Carson?

I would never do that.

Good, 'cause it

wouldn't work.

(EXCLAlMS)

He can't date a Shark!

Duh, Chelsea.

Watch and learn.

(CHEERlNG)

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi, everybody.

Qelcome to Camp

Spirit Thunder.

(WHOOPS)

This year,

we're so proud to welcome

a new member to

our family, okay.

I heard she's

really tough.

Give a big Spirit welcome

to our new choreographer,

Chicago.

Come on up here, girl.

(WHlSTLES)

All right, all eyes on me.

Now, I want you all

to remember this

gorgeous face,

'cause it will

haunt you in your sleep.

Now, I believe in hard work.

Qinning knows no pain.

So, when I say jump,

I wanna hear, "How high?"

Now jump.

ALL:
How high?

That's what I'm

talking about.

Don't hate the

player, baby.

Okay, seriously,

Cheerzilla is

a little scary.

What? I love her.

She's the kind of black

woman gay men emulate.

She's amazing.

Qelcome your cheer-tastic 2008

Spirit Thunder instructors!

Come on, guys.

That was

really great.

(CONGA PLAYlNG)

(ALL CHEERlNG)

Yeah! Aren't they terrific?

Aren't they wonderful?

Yeah!

All right.

And now, as you know,

we have a very special

tradition here

at Camp Spirit Thunder.

This spirit stick

was given to me

by the father of

cheerleading himself,

Herkie Herkimer.

It embodies the heart and

the soul of cheerleading,

and it brings the luck

of the cheer spirits.

So, each team will

be able to experience

its powerful aura

for one night.

That's right.

And last year's winners

of the Championships will

have the honors first,

the East Coast Jets.

Go get it.

What?

Come on.

You do it. Go.

What?

Just a warning.

Lose the stick and you

will face the wrath of

the cheer gods.

I once knew a cheerleader

who misplaced the stick

for just one day

and she broke her leg

doing a simple toe touch.

Wait for it.

So guard it with

your lives, people.

Wait for it.

You will find good

fortune while it's in

your possession, Jets.

(ALL CHEERlNG)

(GASPS)

Cheer smackdown.

Words, shorty.

Use your words.

Him.

Abs Penn.

Go Jets.

Oh, girl.

You know a cheer Crip

can't be hitting it

with a cheer Blood.

All right. Everybody

have a fun and safe week

here at Camp Spirit Thunder!

You're a Jet?

Yeah, that's

a trip, huh?

Why didn't you

tell me?

What, that I was

a male cheerleader?

Sure. That's a real

panty-dropper!

Look, I didn't

mean any...

Did Brooke tell

you to play me?

Sucks to be you, huh?

Carson, I didn't know

you were a cheerleader.

Like...

And what's the big deal?

I'm a Jet. So what?

So what?

I cannot have an

inter-cheeracial

relationship!

(CELL PHONES RlNGlNG)

Hello?

VANCE:
Greetings,

Camp Spirit Thunder.

Just a friendly

video postcard

from Camp Victory.

Looking very forward

to seeing you in the

Championships.

Qe've got a secret

weapon this year.

Say, Pepper, how many

of your kids can throw

a roundoff, back handspring

double-fold twist?

Oh, none?

(LAUGHS)

Meet the new and

improved Flamingos.

See you at the...

The Flamingos?

They can barely

stand on one leg.

Everybody,

it is all right.

Vance Voorhees is just

trying to psyche us out.

Okay?

And it didn't work

last year, and it's

not gonna work this year.

We always win.

Nothing's gonna

stop us this week.

Except the Sharks.

Your little trick's

not gonna work, Brooke.

Making sure I knew

Penn was a Jet

makes it that much

easier to resist him.

(EXCLAlMS)

I'm no player,

but I thought l

had a little game.

Sorry, Penn,

but I've only got

one thing on my mind,

and that is

crushing your squad.

Not even in your

dreams, Carson.

We're done here.

Let's go.

Hey, can you go on

spiritaccessories.com

and see if they

have the key chains

that light up?

If pink is the new black,

what's the new pink?

Aeysha, I'm trying

to work here.

I have to find a killer

stunt that'll knock East

Coast on their spanks.

Sorry.

It doesn't matter.

I can't concentrate anyway.

Hey, you need to get

serious, 'cause I don't

care how cute he is,

we are here

to win, right?

True that, sister, yo.

Girl, go to sleep.

Tomorrow is gonna be fun.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Come on.

My granny can jump higher

than that from her grave.

...seven, eight, one.

Okay, Sarah,

you're up.

Let's have a little

spirit this time.

(CHEERlNG) 1st and 10,

do it again. Go, go

All right, Ruben,

you're up.

P-E-A-C-E.

Peace to the Middle East

Go, planet!

He can't do that,

can he?

I mean, if he cheers

for peace, then the

terrorists win! Duh!

Showmanship.

That's what sells

the performance.

So, I want everyone

to give me big facials.

Because you have

to remember

that points will be

deducted for bad

facials, okay?

All right. All right,

you guys, now.

Any of those dance

moves can be used

in a cheer routine.

Since when is dance

a part of cheerleading,

anyway?

Since the world

first started recognizing

that cheerleading was real.

I mean, think about

it, you guys.

If you've got some

dope cheerleading,

you're throwing

some hot dance moves

and you got some

crazy tumbling.

What do you have?

You got a triple

threat, right?

Triple threat

right here.

Yo, I got this.

Okay. Okay.

Bring it, boo.

Ain't like they can

hang when a sister

gets to cracking

and popping her

collarbone.

You smell me?

What the hell

are you doing?

I'm keeping it real,

sister.

Keeping it real

for who?

You need to just

be you, okay, boo?

Just be you.

(CHEERlNG)

I love it when we win

The only thing that's better

Is when it's twice as long

And I get a double-header

Your cart.

First off, we're gonna

start with happy,

happy, happy.

We're so happy

to be here. Good.

All right, now,

surprise.

(GASPS)

What just happened?

I don't know but

it was wonderful.

Uh-oh! Here comes

the big wink for you

in the back, judge.

Big wink.

There we go.

Come on, girl. Sunshine,

I have seen better

facials at a funeral,

and I'm talking

about the corpses.

Oh, we like that,

do we?

Well, let's just

make that smile...

(SNARLS)

Oh, gosh.

Okay, all right.

Well, the workshop is over.

Do just one facial.

Come on.

If you hate

cheerleading so much,

why do you do it?

For Satan.

That's a shiny nugget

I did not need to know.

BOY:
It's just like

yoga, you know.

GlRL:
It is.

Satan is my car.

My parents promised me

payments and insurance

if I join the squad.

Well, my parents

promised me a car if

I stop cheerleading.

And if I nail a girl,

I get my own apartment.

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