Bring It On: In It to Win It Page #6

it happens all the time.

Yeah. What

I meant was,

I just wish I could

believe in myself

as much as I believe

in all of you.

I'm not gay.

I like girls

a lot.

Are you serious?

I'm straight.

You girls just assumed,

so once you started

changing in front of me,

I couldn't stop you.

And then,

I was like committed.

Hold up.

There's no way

this guy's not gay,

and I'll prove it.

Okay.

He is not gay.

No, but he is dead.

Get him.

Get him.

(ALL SHOUTlNG)

Hey, Mom. Hey, can l

speak to the General?

All right.

Hello, sir.

No, everything's fine.

I'm fine.

No, I'm great.

Actually, I'm not at

Warrior Camp exactly.

I'm at Cheer Camp.

Because I'm a cheerleader.

Yes, one of those.

Sir?

Dad?

Dad!

(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH)

Listen.

This is the funny thing,

when you hear the rest,

cheerleading is gonna sound

like the good part.

About West Point...

Okay, that was traumatic

but good, right?

I mean, now we can

work as a team.

Yeah. A team of freaks.

We are not

a team, okay?

We can't combine

routines and this

was a dumbass idea!

Tell them, Ruben.

We can do this.

We blow.

We cannot do this.

Because we're cursed,

all of us.

Holy crap, Ruben,

snap out of it!

What have you done

with happy Ruben?

It's weird, you know.

Now that I'm not

gay anymore,

I'm not gay anymore.

Okay, we're freaks!

But let's make

that work for us.

Come on, you guys.

I mean, there has

to be some way

that we can

perform together.

We can start with couples.

(BE GOOD TO ME PLAYlNG)

I'll take the lead.

So, like, we're

gonna copy them?

I'm gonna move to

the right then

to the left.

Okay.

Start up like that,

all right?

Okay.

Here we go.

Hey, you want

to try this?

There you go.

Top again.

All right, top again.

Here we go.

Give me a turn.

There you go.

For real.

This could work.

And I'll prove it.

Get over here.

All right, everybody

ready? From the top.

Look, I'm cool about

you coming out of

the straight closet.

Please,

you're just saying that

so I'll try to catch you.

Try?

All right.

Five, six, seven, eight.

(EXCLAlMS)

That was tight.

You know what?

I think we could

actually win this.

Maybe we should

make sure.

"Compare the opposing

army so you may know

where strength lies."

Recon?

Hey, guys. We need

to get some disguises.

They practice on stage 70A.

Find it.

Cell phones ready?

Recon positions by

texting only. Break!

Chels,

I'm right next to you.

Thank you.

VANCE:
Hey, Ron,

get the gate for me.

Hello, Mr. Voorhees.

The Flamingos

just started...

Listen, we have got to

tighten up the security.

I need more time

for my Flamingos...

Keep up the good work.

I guess your father

would laugh at us, huh?

He's not big

into laughter.

You know,

I told him everything.

Really?

Then what'd he say

about you being

a cheerleader?

Well, that he

laughed at.

Hey, covert cheer-ops.

Two-to-one pyramid.

All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick,

you three in the corner,

be the base.

Come on, guys, hurry up.

Let's go.

Chelsea,

watch out for the guard.

Brooke, first level.

All right.

One, two, three.

PENN:
All right. Now, Carson.

One, two, three.

MAN:
One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

I don't want to see

any loose knees.

Jason, that's on the two.

You're always late.

Wait, how did you

guys get in here?

Seriously, that guy

wasn't even a real guard.

"lf an enemy leaves

the door open, you

must rush in."

Art of Qar.

MAN:

Base, keep it together now.

I really want to see

you attack the ground.

Oh, yeah!

BROOKE:
Oh, my gosh.

Welcome to cheer-topia.

State of the art

everything.

Is that Letty Trotter?

Choreographer

to the stars?

That look on your faces,

that's the same look

I had after my divorce.

So sad to see

a dream die.

(SlGHS)

Anyhoo, give my best

to Pepper, would you?

Vance wasn't

bluffing.

Their tumbling

is amazing.

Those Flamingos

are like...

Better than us.

We need to come up

with something

really good.

No, really?

I thought we'd come

up with something bad

and see if we

can win that way.

Sorry, it's a reflex.

What are we

going to do?

Look, I don't know, okay?

I can't believe it.

After all this, I just

wanted to win Camp

Championships once.

Don't freak out, Carson.

Yeah, easy for you

to say. You've won.

Look, our dance routine

is better than theirs.

We just need

a triple threat.

Let's think.

What would Sun Tzu do?

"Make use of concubines

who are greedy for gold."

I don't think Sun Tzu

would be riding a

rollercoaster, Carson.

You see how the red

and blue rails loop?

Criss-cross and

then corkscrew away?

Yeah, almost like

a double helix.

That'll be the path

of the two flyers.

Sweet!

Sweet!

No one's ever

done that before.

We're gonna

need something new

if we want to win.

Imagine if we pull it off.

That would be sick!

It'd be awesome.

So cool!

But is it possible?

Yeah, it's gonna

be really difficult

for the flyers.

Who's gonna do it?

Five, six, seven, eight...

(GROANS)

(ALL GASPlNG)

You okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

All right, you guys,

let's do it again.

One, two, three,

four, five, six...

(LAUGHlNG)

Hey, Aeysha,

who taught you to sew?

Martha Stewart.

All right.

One portable hot press.

Nice work.

Where'd you find that?

Concierges can do anything

all over the world.

You'll see for yourself

when we win tomorrow.

REPORTER:

Where in the world

of competition sports

will you find

two arch rivals,

forced by

a dramatic twist of fate,

to join teams and

combine their styles

to face a mysterious

new challenger?

Well, right here at the

All Star Cheer Camp

Championships,

where one of these teams

will win the title

and the right to represent

the United States

in the World Cheer

Exhibition Tour.

And who will that be?

Up next on Cheer TV,

the most exciting

cheerleading in the world!

All right.

All right. All right.

Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

moms and dads,

welcome to

the All Star Cheer

Camp Championship!

(WHOOPlNG)

You guys look great.

All right. Qell, let's

not waste any more time.

Let's bring out

our first people,

representing Camp Victory,

Iadies and gentlemen,

make a lot of noise

for Sebring!

(CROWD CHEERlNG)

(CROWD CHEERlNG)

PEPPER:

Thank you, Prairie Dogs.

Good luck in the competition.

Next up on

the practice pad,

the Flamingos.

...three, four, five,

six, seven, eight.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Good job.

All right. All right!

Great job, Sebring!

(QHOOPS)

They really brought it,

didn't they?

Another fantastic routine.

Am I right?

Yeah!

Are you ready for another?

All right! All the way

from South Dakota,

give it up for

the Prairie Dogs!

Don't forget your lock out.

All right, guys,

let's run it.

Five, six...

(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY)

This is a cheer-saster.

A cheer-tastrophe.

A total cheer-clipse

of the sun.

Not bad.

Good one.

Yes.

Look, no, you guys

are all wrong, okay.

We're still good.

We just...

We want the crowd

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