Broker

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Bribery begins at birth

Bribe the midwife

for safe delivery

We are introduced to bribe even

before we taste mother's milk

Bribe to live

Bribe to grow

Bribe makes you sell

your integrity

Bribe for believing

a truth is true

Bribe for believing

a lie as truth

Bribing is necessary even

if we want to see

A world without bribery

Bribe the child with

a chocolate for a kiss

Bribe a cell phone to your son

if he gets through the exam

Necklace is a bribe

offered to your wife

Hug is a bribe offered

to your husband

Bribery starts at home

But spreads across the world

Bribe for love,

bribe at wedding

Bribe makes us dance

to its tunes

Bribe sucks life out of the poor

lt steals food from their mouth

lt feeds on the projects

and relief measures

lt even swallows the God

Bribe is thievery under

the mask of duty

Bribe sinks the

ship of development

Bribe if you need a birth proof

Bribe if you need a death proof

lt will haunt you even at

the burial ground

Life is very short

We need a short cut for everything

And that's why we need a broker

- Use his services.

He will get your work done fast.

Otherwise your file will be here forever

see how this file is flying away...

Bye sir.

Shortcut!

Hi Dad,

l am transferred to

another department

That's good news.

End of your suffering in law and order

Lord Balaji has heard my prayers

He has moved you away from

criminals and dead bodies.

Which department are you transferred to?

- Anti Corruption Bureau.

Thank God... now we can clear

the Rs.30 lac housing loan. ..

Poor dear Boss, this is the fourth time

he has gone to the toilet this morning

Too much of tension leads to

too much time in the toilet

What else can he do when

a 200 crore project

is stalled abruptly

They have already spent

We never thought the Joint secretary

would refuse to sign the contract

We need to find a right guy

to get secretary's signature

What.. did the JS agree to sign

Not yet sir, but someone who

could get the job done is here

Are you fine?

Sir, this is Chinna...

- Hello sir.

Tell me what shall we do now?

- Very simple sir

lf you want this contract, you need to

offer a bribe to that Joint secretary

Oh, that's an old trick. We tried it.

We offered him a fortune

Even some big wigs recommended

in our favor. But it didn't work

Then, it's difficult

But don't worry...

Our boss can handle this.

He is the only one in the market

who can do miracles.

lf he takes up your cause,

consider yourself lucky

You can't do it on your own?

l only handle small books.

My boss takes care of larger ones

What do you mean by books?

Small book means works amounting to lacs.

Big book means works more than a crore.

Who is your boss?

Ganapathi - Ganapathi who?

Om Ganapathi...

Lord Ganapathi, the leader of leaders

Hello Ganapathiji

- Hello

Queue seems to be very long

- Yes madam.

Sin and devotion are growing

at an equal pace

Queues are for ordinary people.

You please come this way

We pray to you to clear

all our obstacles

We serve you delicious foods

Without your blessings,

we cannot go further

l thought it would take

a long time to get Darshan.

Even God has short cuts

What did you ask the God for?

- Nothing.- Why?

l get good marks by working hard

Not by praying

Okay...drop ten rupees in hundi

and ask for class first

You mean bribe the god...no

- Don't say like that

l won't offer money to God

Enough. He takes after you

Yes Chinna.

lf he is very strict,

let's get him transferred

Not possible.

lf we do that, he'll close our

file permanently before leaving

Your company's track record

is very bad.

What the hell. He's trying to find

our holes instead of helping us

lf you increase the commission to 10% ,

Boss will take care of everything

That's fine.

First get the work done

Who is that Joint secretary..

- Kranthi Vardhan.

Where is he now?

- RB guest house.

l'll meet you again after

finishing your work. Bye.

Be confident.

No more trips to the toilet.

l will collect the advance from the

accounts section. Bye sir

Hello sir. My name is Ganapathi.

l'm a lobbyist sir..

People lovingly call me a broker

l heard you have refused to sign

Jamon lndia's fly over contract.

You are a great man sir.

The society stands in balance

because of people like you

l just wanted to shake your hands

Okay sir. Bye

Sir... l forgot my bag.

Urvasi sir.

Our Urvasi.

Got it sir. Bye.

This girl is mind blowing sir.

This girl's eyes will blow you away.

Her lips are marvelous

This girl is heart blowing sir,

That girl is stomach blowing sir.

And this girl is ...

- That's enough, confirm this girl.

She costs 50 thousand rupees

- Ok

Pay me more commission this time

Hello Ganapathi Anna

One moment

What's the matter?

- l have some small task for you

Sure. Tell me

Do you know Film Star Urvasi?

- Who doesn't know her in our state?

What does she take?

Two pulkas and one glass of

fruit juice, she is on diet.

ls that ajoke?

l'm asking about her rate.

Rate? Oh no...

She is a firebrand

Let us put fire out of her

Where does she live?

She is in the city shooting

for an English film.

Staying at Banjara Heavens

l don't know how you do it.

But confirm her in 1 hour and call me

Anna it's not so easy...

Go play inside.

What's the delay?

l tried all channels in Mumbai,

Delhi, Kolkata and Chennai.

She is not on menu anywhere.

l can get you Prema Mani,

Samitha, Udayathara,

Ambheswari and many more

- Where is she now?

She is in her Hotel room.

But why don't you try

one of these other heroines.

Eswar, get the car.

Go to Banjara Heavens.

- Okay Anna

Do you like Film Star Urvasi?

l adore her. l can die for her.

l deserve to be the president

of her fans association

You like her that much?

- Yes, l can do anything for her

Want to try her?

- What!

Do you want to try Urvasi?

- You must be kidding

l am a nobody and

she is a film star

Okay just wait

Hello Vara. lt's me.

Our Eswar is madly in love

with Urvasi. He wants her

ls it possible? That's good

What do you say now?

- ls it true Anna?

Do you think l am joking?

Did you hear what l said on phone?

- Of course, but...

Go!

Room no.333

- lt's happening.

You go, l will take care of everything.

Be careful

- Okay brother.

Hey wait

The minute she looks at you,

she should know that you are a stud

Understood

She's bathing. ls it for me?

She must know that l am a stud...

..the minute she looks at me...

Raju, l'm getting ready.

Come after ten minutes.

l should ask that question.

- l don't know who he is.

How can you share a room

if you don't know who he is?

l know this game

But...l'm not such a girl

- Everybody says the same.

Prove it in court.

Go get dressed.

We have to go to the station

My name is Naveen;

l'm the manager of this hotel.

Sir, madam is a regular customer.

She's not that type sir.

Do you want me to book you too?

One minute...

- What!

Madam, Only Ganapathi sir can save us.

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