Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony

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Dialogue:
0,0:00:10.04,0:00:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,One of my friends, um, called me on Skype one day, and said,

Dialogue:
0,0:00:13.02,0:00:16.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, have you seen this show? And I'm like, no.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:16.46,0:00:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,She's like, well, it's called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,

Dialogue:
0,0:00:19.92,0:00:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's- the internet is raving about it, you have got to see this show, it's so good.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:24.06,0:00:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And I was like, My Little Pony My Little Pony

Dialogue:
0,0:00:28.94,0:00:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm like, isn't that like a show for little girls?

Dialogue:
0,0:00:31.08,0:00:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's great, it's great, trust me.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:33.66,0:00:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I watch it for a little bit, and I think, huh, this isn't too bad.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:36.92,0:00:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I put on another one, and another one, and another one.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:42.52,0:00:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,The characters would speak, and they would end up with a smile,

Dialogue:
0,0:00:45.68,0:00:47.68,Default,,0,0,0,,and I would smile back at them because it was just,

Dialogue:
0,0:00:48.22,0:00:51.26,Default,,0,0,0,,it was such a good, it was such a little thing,

Dialogue:
0,0:00:51.26,0:00:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,but it would make my day just to see them smile.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:53.54,0:00:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It teaches so many good things.

Dialogue:
0,0:00:56.00,0:00:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And the next thing I know, I was kind of leaning forward into my monitor,

Dialogue:
0,0:00:58.70,0:01:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,and I was like, this, this show is amazing.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:01.80,0:01:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And I thought, maybe I'm the only one who knows about this.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:05.12,0:01:06.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I should start telling people.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:06.92,0:01:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,After at some point, I was like, wait a second.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:09.70,0:01:13.88,Default,,0,0,0,,My Little Pony, I am getting excited about My Little Pony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:14.66,0:01:17.44,Default,,0,0,0,,So she's like, Okay, so are you a Brony?

Dialogue:
0,0:01:17.96,0:01:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm like, Well what's that?

Dialogue:
0,0:01:20.32,0:01:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,And she's like, There's this huge movement of, you know,

Dialogue:
0,0:01:24.22,0:01:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,guys, you know, in high school and college that are just so into the show.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:28.24,0:01:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And they're goin' to cons, and they're like, making music, and you know, art.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:32.08,0:01:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,,And so she's like, Are you, would you call yourself a Brony?"

Dialogue:
0,0:01:34.90,0:01:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you, you know, be willing to like just check out more of this stuff?

Dialogue:
0,0:01:37.76,0:01:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm like, Yeah, yeah! I'd call myself a Brony, yeah.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:42.90,0:01:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,It was then that I became a Brony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:44.90,0:01:45.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a Brony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:45.56,0:01:46.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a Brony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:46.22,0:01:48.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's when I knew that I was a Brony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:48.68,0:01:50.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I, I want to become a Brony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:50.48,0:01:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And I am a Brony.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:51.70,0:01:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a Brony too.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:54.16,0:01:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Another disturbing trend-

Dialogue:
0,0:01:55.50,0:01:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:55.94,0:01:57.38,Default,,0,0,0,,-uh, Bronies-

Dialogue:
0,0:01:57.04,0:01:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, wow.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:57.38,0:01:59.96,Default,,0,0,0,,-grown men, who love My Little Pony.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:00.28,0:02:01.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I'd ask if they were gay.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:01.96,0:02:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Old men, like pedophiles.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:03.62,0:02:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a little mind-boggling.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:05.26,0:02:06.32,Default,,0,0,0,,More flamboyant.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:06.32,0:02:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,He dresses like a girl.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:07.34,0:02:08.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's pretty weird.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:08.42,0:02:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Creeps. [laughs]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:09.68,0:02:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never watched a single episode of My Little Pony.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:13.26,0:02:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,There's definitely sexual deviancy involved.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:15.60,0:02:16.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Creepy. [music]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:16.14,0:02:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There are worse hobbies for a young lad to have-

Dialogue:
0,0:02:18.68,0:02:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:19.24,0:02:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,-Like, you know, terrorism.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:20.54,0:02:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There's worse.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:20.54,0:02:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If, am I wrong?

Dialogue:
0,0:02:21.80,0:02:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Bronies, I don't know, that's on the edge.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:23.34,0:02:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:23.88,0:02:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty twisted.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:24.70,0:02:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This, this phenomenon of Brony conventions

Dialogue:
0,0:02:27.70,0:02:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,, clearly was foretold in the Book of Revelation.

, it is over,

!

Dialogue:
0,0:02:37.94,0:02:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[trotting hooves]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:42.74,0:02:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,[camera light opening]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:51.16,0:02:52.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[birds chirping]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:52.80,0:02:55.98,Default,,0,0,0,,[music starting] [trotting hooves]

Dialogue:
0,0:02:58.72,0:03:01.34,Default,,0,0,0,, For one to fully comprehend this pony fascination,

Dialogue:
0,0:03:01.34,0:03:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,, Let me first sum up the previous of pony generations.

Dialogue:
0,0:03:04.60,0:03:06.94,Default,,0,0,0,,[shade rolling] Generation 1 appeared on TV in the 80's.

Dialogue:
0,0:03:06.94,0:03:10.26,Default,,0,0,0,, It was made to sell toys, plots were hardly very weighty.

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