Brother Bear 2 Page #2

and let a real bear show you

how the digging's done.

Sure it's easy now.

I gave you a head start.

Jackpot. All the roots

you can eat, buddy.

I knew I was onto something.

Oh, yeah, you did, huh?

Ah, what can I say?

I've got killer instincts.

Yeah, right.

Oh, hey, look, is this a tuber?

- Get down!

- What is it?

Quick, hide in here!

Aah!

Ahh!

Nita?

Ow!

Watch it!

Hey, no, Nita! It's me, Kenai.

Kenai?

Is it really you?

Yeah, it's really me.

Wow, I'd heard you were a bear,

I just didn't realise

you'd look so much like a bear.

Yeah, well, look at you.

You really changed.

Wait a minute. You can talk.

I mean, you can understand me?

Yeah. The spirits did it

so when I found you, I could talk to you.

Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You...

You've been looking for me? Why?

Well, this is why.

You've kept this? After all these years.

The great spirits told our shaman

that this amulet bonds us as one.

Really?

So now you and I have to go to Hokani Falls...

Together? Like when we were kids?

- ... and burn it.

- And burn it!

Burn it? What?

It's no big deal. It's only a little trinket.

Little trinket?

Uh, well, what I mean is,

we were just silly kids.

They won't let me get married

until it's destroyed.

Hmm. Let me think about this.

- Sorry, can't help you.

- What?

So, have fun burning

the silly little trinket on your own.

No, you don't understand.

We have to burn it together.

Otherwise, it won't work.

What won't work?

Uh, Nita, this is my brother, Koda.

Koda, Nita. Nita, Koda.

So you're Nita.

Kenai was just dreaming about you.

I was not.

Was too.

You should hear him. "Nita. Nita. "

Well, it's been nice talking to you,

but Koda and I have big plans

to go to Crowberry Ridge.

Wait! You're just gonna walk away?

You're not gonna help me take care of this?

Nope.

You know, neither of us can get on

with our lives until we burn this amulet.

I'll take my chances.

Okay. Fine. Fine.

I guess I'll just wait for them

to turn you back into a human

and send you to find me.

Would they do that?

No. No, buddy, of course not.

Well, how do you know?

What if they did turn you back into a man?

Then we wouldn't be brothers any more.

No, Koda, it's... That's not...

Hmm.

Fine. Okay.

We'll go to Hokani Falls.

But right after that, buddy, just the two of us,

we'll race down to Crowberry Ridge.

- Pinkie swear?

- Pinkie swear.

Then it's settled. Ready?

As I'll ever be.

Um...

Hokani Falls is this way.

I knew that. I knew that.

No, he didn't.

Kenai has a lousy sense of direction.

That is not true.

One time, in the middle of the night,

he was trying to find our cave in the dark...

Course, when we met, he didn't know

the first thing about being a bear.

Like this one time,

we were hunting for pine nuts,

and he stuck his big head inside a hollow tree.

And I said, "You better not do that

'cause you don't know who lives there. "

But he did, 'cause you can't tell Kenai nothing.

All right, Koda.

Next thing you know, he spent a whole

week smelling like a stinky skunk.

Something tells me

stinky skunk was an improvement.

I got a lot more stinky Kenai

stories, if you want to hear them.

- Okay, so, like, we gotta go, eh.

- We'll see you around, eh.

- So, we'll give you a call.

- Yeah, we'll catch you later.

Yeah, we gotta go work out.

Yeah. Gotta keep

these muscles real buff, eh.

So long!

- Hey, look, it's big bear.

- Beauty, eh.

- Oh, hey, guys.

- Boy, are we glad to see you, eh.

Yeah, 'cause we finally found a couple

of real moosettes, eh,

right down there by the stream.

Bye!

- Toodle-oo!

- So long!

Those guys are weird.

Don't look. You'll only encourage them.

But they won't give us the time of day, eh.

We was thinking maybe you could help

us with, you know, an opening line, like,

"Oh, hey, I see you like to eat twigs. "

Or how about a sonnet, eh?

Like, "Shall I compare thee

to a summer's dew?"

Oh, jeez. Forget that brainy stuff, eh.

They're not owls.

I like, "Hey ladies, nice dewlaps.

Are those things real?"

Excuse me.

- Uh-oh. Oh, gee.

- Hunter. Hunter!

We're out of here! Bye!

Every moose for himself.

Oh!

Act like we're not here.

It's okay. This is Nita.

She's with me and Kenai.

- She is?

- Oh.

- Well, pleased to meet you, eh.

- How's it going, eh?

I'm Rutt, and this is my brother...

Kenai, what's the holdup?

We have to set up camp

on that far peak before sundown.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Scary, isn't she?

Let's go. We're running out of daylight.

Nita, calm down. We got plenty of time.

A smart traveller always allows

for unexpected delays.

Well, this won't be a delay

if you let me have a minute

to give these guys a little romantic advice.

Romantic advice? From you?

Stop kidding. Let's go.

Hmm. You know, boys, I think this calls

for more than just a good opening line.

It does?

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Ahem.

Acts of bravery.

That's what really impresses the ladies.

Gee, eh, bravery sounds scary.

No, you just have to pretend to be brave.

- Yeah?

- I'll go out there, I'll act all ferocious,

and then you guys come over

the beaver dam and rescue them.

Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

That's a beauty plan.

- He's smart, eh. Not like you.

- Oh, get out.

Kenai, we don't have time

for this. Kenai!

It's no use.

This falls under,

"You can't tell Kenai nothing. "

What's wrong with him?

Maybe he got ahold of some bad salmon.

This is stupid.

This ought to impress the ladies for sure, eh.

Yeah.

I'm a big hungry bear,

and I'm gonna rip you to shreds! Roar!

I said I'm gonna rip you to shreds!

Uh-oh. Hey, I think that's our cue, eh.

- Yeah, beauty.

- Let's go.

Fear not, moosettes!

I, Tuke, and my brother, Rutt,

will save you, eh.

- Yeah!

- What ho, largish bear?

Touch not those fair moosette ladies, eh.

You's gonna have to go

through us if you want them.

Yeah. You'll have to kill us, eh.

- What? No, no, not kill us.

- Oh, sorry.

Uh, maybe not kill us, but just,

you know, push us down or something.

Roar!

Jeez, that was scary, eh.

Jeez. I thought

I was gonna wet my hooves.

You can go back to grazing.

Nothing to see here.

- Toodle-oo!

- Hey, wait!

Guys, where are you going?

Don't leave.

- This used to be such a quiet river, eh.

- Oh, yes.

- Let's get out of here.

- Nice rack on that little one, though.

Are you kidding?

All antler and no brain.

That went well.

Hey, Kenai.

I thought you were supposed to be scaring moose.

Do you think you can help me out here?

Do all his plans end

with his head stuck in something?

Most of them.

- Koda!

- Well, they do.

Calm down, Kenai.

We'll try to get you out of here.

Okay, let's see here.

Aah! Ohh!

Sure would be easier

if he didn't have such a fat head.

- Hi, Kenai.

- Hi, Koda.

Oh! Oh, no! My bag. My bag!

The amulet's in my bag!

It's floating right in front of you.

Just grab it!

Nita!

You get it. I can't. I can't.

It's right there! Kenai, get it.

I'm a little busy here.

It's getting away, Kenai!

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