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Bruno & Boots: The Wizzle War Page #7
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where you will be
greeted with a warm smile,
aromatherapy,
and a shiatsu massage.
And no one
will yell at you, ever.
Boots O'Neil and associates,
here to see
George Wexford-Smyth III.
Mr. O'Neil, welcome.
Is it just me,
or is this
place bigger on the inside?
Must be
an optical illusion.
Welcome back, old bean.
It's been far too long.
You're still outsourcing
your hugs, I see.
Well,
it was Mummy's idea.
Welcome to Wexfunds,
old shirts.
You see, when I told Daddy
that I wanted to open up
a branch of his company
right here in Macdonald Hall,
why, he laughed so hard
that caviar
came out of his nose.
He wasn't even eating caviar
at the time.
Oh, well.
Off we go!
Nasty.
Come on, let's go.
So now I'm one of Father's
biggest profit centers,
offering not only investments,
but a wide suite
of management services,
including,
but not limited to,
privacy management,
legal consultation,
and cloud data storage.
Data storage, really?
Yes, old calculator.
Gobs of money
Now, we have a business
proposition for you.
A start-up?
I'm intrigued.
Prepare yourself for the
next big thing in home dcor:
giant food art.
Sorry, old charcoal barbecue,
did you just say,
"giant food art"?
You know,
I think that a picture
is worth
a thousand words.
Why don't we
show him what we've got?
This is just a picture
of a hamburger.
Why would anyone
want this?
B- But it's not
just a picture
of a hamburger.
It's a giant picture
of a hamburger.
Look at the detail.
Let's start from the top,
shall we?
Sesame seeds.
Mmm!
At this size,
You can see their beautiful
glistening texture.
The lettuce is in there,
just encased around the burger,
really just keeping
all that flavor in there...
Try it now.
Oh, I think I know
what's coming.
It's some red onion!
Red onion is coming in there...
Go.
Take this,
I'll stand guard.
Look at the detail,
the red onions comes
and invigorates your taste buds.
You really want
some more burger.
Oof! Mmm!
All right, Elmer,
where does Wizzle
store his demerits?
According to George's records,
Rack eight, drive...
"The Third".
Puppy videos, puppy videos,
puppy videos...
Wow, he really
likes puppy videos...
Wizzleware, Okay!
Ugh.
Set it to diagnostic mode.
Okay, okay, I got it.
What's next? Hurry!
Now you have to input
a 77-digit alphanumeric
code, and yes,
it is case sensitive.
Let's see here.
Capital J, one...
Wait, is that capital J,
lowercase L?
Could be an uppercase I.
Bruno!
Boots!
What are you doing here?
I'm erasing
Wizzle's demerits.
So am I!
I had to take over for you,
so I am leading
the mission.
Dude, good job taking over,
because you're doing exactly
what I'm doing here,
but I was just
gonna use a hammer.
Who are you?
Students identified:
Bruno Walton. Melvin O'Neil.
I'm at a total loss here.
What do I need to do
to get through to you boys?
Maybe I need
to completely rethink
my approach to discipline
here at Macdonald Hall.
Really, sir?
I'm actually
really glad to hear that.
Yeah, me too.
That's it!
Wait, what's it?
Miss Peabody seems
Maybe it's time
I introduced myself.
No, no, no, please,
sir, don't, please.
We have to stop him,
the world's first computerized
military academy.
Let's go, let's go!
What do you mean,
you're all that's left?
Against two girls?
Doberwomen,
prepare to ambush.
Hello? Miss Peabody?
No, Mr. Wizzle,
this is a mistake!
discipline ideas, I mean,
we're your guys.
Yeah, yeah, um,
digging ditches,
wolf wrestling,
dumpster detention?
We can work with that.
I've made up
my mind, boys.
Macdonald Hall
needs to be ruled
with an iron fist.
And somewhere
who has two of them.
Cease fire, cease fire!
Who are you?
We're Bruno and Boots.
This is Mr. Wizzle.
He's leading the pilot program
at Macdonald Hall.
Please don't attack us.
Quiet!
You mean to say
that we wasted
all of our precious ammo
on this?
Unless...
Is this a trap?
No! No!
Nobody's trapping anybody.
Retreat!
Uh-oh. This looks bad.
Hello, Gloria.
Have you met Diane?
haven't fully appreciated.
Fire!
Good job, girls!
Don't stop!
Reload!
Woo-hoo!
We won!
You cheated!
That's right, I saw
and your incense!
And if that
wasn't bad enough,
you had to go
across the street
and get help
from the boys.
Well, you leave me
with no choice
but to extend training
through the whole summer,
and that goes for everyone!
What?
See? An iron fist.
It's time I followed
in her example.
No. I should do this myself.
For multiple infractions,
Boots, 18 demerits.
And Bruno,
I think just one will do.
Here goes.
Yeah.
Hey, I have an idea.
Why don't you call
my parents, right,
and tell them
we got expelled,
and I'll hide in Australia
until this
just all blows over?
It's only fair.
We wouldn't even
be in this situation
if it wasn't for me.
What? What the...?
Were one of those balloons
that hit you frozen?
It's true.
I thought
I could be like you,
but all I did
was just get in the way
The Bruno way should've
saved the day, but...
...it didn't.
Should we get this
over with?
Yeah.
I can't afford a ticket
to Australia anyway.
Hello?
Yeah, okay.
We're on our way.
Come in.
Ah! Hello, boys.
I heard about
the expulsion situation.
It's unfortunate indeed.
However, I did read
a subsection of the agreement
that may be pertinent
in this case.
Sir, are you living here?
No!
Yes.
Why?
Doesn't matter, never mind.
Where did I...?
Aha!
Listen to this.
"Expulsions and their appeals
"are the sole decision
of Wizzleware sysadmin
Walter C. Wizzle."
Huh?
Yeah, huh?
You get an appeal.
You get to ask Wizzle
to reconsider your expulsion.
It is now almost 5:00
on Friday,
so this has to wait
until Monday,
which gives me the entire
weekend to work on this.
Ha!
So we're somewhere between
expelled and not expelled,
hoping that you can find a
loophole that may not even exist
or that
the assistant headmaster
that literally
just expelled us
will suddenly magically
change his mind?
Exactly.
Have a good weekend.
Out, out, out, out!
We've got one last shot
to save our bacon.
That's why I've called
the whole team together.
The whole team.
I don't wanna do this...
I didn't ask.
Boots.
Diane.
Cathy.
Bruno.
Wilbur!
Well, that was fun.
Bye!
Fine.
We wanna
get rid of Peabody
as much as you want
to get rid of Wizzle,
and we could've used
your help ages ago,
but someone
was too stubborn to ask.
Ahem!
Fine,
that someone was me.
Now can we all
just stop talking
and figure out how
to get rid of these jerks
once and for all?
Nice job on
the sidekick, Grant.
She has her moments.
Okay,
can we just get to work
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