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You don't have to do anything.|I'll film and do all the dirty work.

- What do they want us to do?|- What we normally do.

Nothing?

I've been working on the boat, OK?

What's going on here?

- We're going to be on TV.|- You three?

The mood after a race|is always nice.

Hi, you have reached Elisabeth.|Leave a message after the tone.

Elisabeth, it's Kristoffer.

Turn on TV2.

You may see someone you know.

Thank you for coming.|And now to a new segment:

Kristoffer lives with his two friends|at Tyen Center.

They are like most other|young guys. Well... almost.

Here is the first installment|of "Kristoffer's Video Diary."

March 27.|Excellent.

- The Center doesn't offer everything.|- What can't you do here?

I want to go on a picnic|out in nature.

A premiere party.|Wow!

Did you feel that, Stig Inge?|The subway wind.

The train should be here|any second now.

I think I forgot to lock the door.

I'll check.|You guys go ahead.

Excellent, boys!

I'll get us a drink.

Hey, guys!|Talk to you later.

That was hilarious.|Hi, I'm Karsten.

- Where is Stig Inge?|- Eh... I think he's coming later.

Talk to you later.

I thought it was good. He|communicates well with his guests.

And the video diary was awesome.

- Kristoffer! My man!|- Hi... Tore?

Frode. You celebrities|can't remember everyone's name.

This is Espen.|Like you didn't already know that!

- Hello! "The Money Pit"?|- Of course. "The Money Pit." Hi.

- He's the one who...|- Congratulations. Excellent work.

I was this close|to being on "Survivor."

Now I'm going to try my luck|as a stand-up comic.

Sorry about you and Elisabeth.|I'll drop by with some of my flyers.

Here. The line was long.|Who was that?

A friend of Elisabeth's.

How's that broken heart going?

Fancy seeing you here.

I haven't seen you for a while,|but you've probably seen me.

- Quite a bit has happened lately.|- Yes, it has.

- How are things?|- Fine.

I have to go.|I have a meeting.

Maybe...

I could call you some day?

Maybe.

- Could you be any more pathetic?|- She said I could call her.

Can I play?

You're that guy from TV!

- What's your favorite team?|- United.

- Mine's Ham-Kam.|- I've never heard of them.

Martin, it's time to go inside.

Kristoffer!

We've been on TV twice, and|already 7-year-olds recognize us!

Let's go, dammit!

Bye!|What's your problem?

Should I call her now,|or does that seem desperate?

There's the 3 Day Rule, but if I wait|3 days, she'll know I'm desperate.

Get your camera out.

What are you doing?

Are you filming?

Film, Kristoffer!

Don't do that!

Come down, Geir!

This is a huge drop!

When I fry them, I usually...|But now you're frying, so you decide.

Hungry?|Today's special is fruits of the sea.

Fish sticks.

- You hungry, Geir?|- I have to go out.

- Are you all right?|- Fine. I just need to go out.

- Who do you know in Florida?|- Dad. He works over there.

Have you lived there too?

No. We did move a lot, but you can't|follow your dad all your life.

- Don't you want to travel again?|- I have everything I need right here.

Not to Florida,|but just to another part of town?

I think you should make the best|out of where you are.

How long has it been|since you left this place?

Two years.

Once I started working on the Web,|I no longer had to go anywhere.

Could you chop some onions,|Kristoffer?

Go like this...

Sorry.|I didn't mean to interrupt.

We're just making dinner.

I can see that.

I just came to get my keys.

Are you hungry?

- We're making fish sticks.|- I'm kind of in a hurry.

That guy at work, is that...?

It was wrong of me to come here.|Sorry.

- Elisabeth...|- Bye.

Hurry up, Geir!

Happy birthday, Stig Inge.|Love, dad.

Here's an idea for the show:|Let's drive across town in reverse.

Hi.|Is Geir here?

Geir?

- It's been a while.|- What are you doing here?

I've moved to the area.|Got a job at a hair salon.

Funny show.|We talk about it at work.

What are you doing here?

He wondered who you were.|He saw us staring at each other.

He saw you on TV.|Martin isn't stupid.

- Yes, his name is Martin.|- Leave.

- Please listen to me.|- No. I want you to leave.

- You haven't changed at all.|- Then why did you come here?

- You have a son?|- No.

- Why didn't you tell me?|- That girl is crazy.

- Who were you talking about?|- No one.

- Then what was that?|- It was nothing.

Promise not to tell anyone.

August 30. I just got an idea.|I need Geir to do me a favor.

Here's a list of what I need.

Just make sure it gets on TV.

His name is Stig Inge?

- One more game!|- I'd like to, but I have to...

- Come on!|- My thumbs are getting sore.

What's going on?

Happy birthday to you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STIG INGE!

Happy birthday!

How...|What...

I read your dad's postcard. Always|make the best out of where you are.

Cheers.

She was only 16.

We met at a party.|Weren't even dating.

Sh*t, she could have had an abortion.

- What are you going to do?|- Nothing.

I can't handle that dad stuff.|No way.

You'd be great. You could take him|to amusement parks, go skiing...

I'd be the weekend dad from hell.|There's no way.

Promise not to tell anyone?

Not even my mom knows.

Hey, guys!|There you are.

You'll come, right?|It's my first show.

Would be nice to have|some buddies there. Can you come?

- All right.|- It's a deal. Bring your camera.

Are you having a party?

Talk to you later.

He's no match for you, Kristoffer.

- Come on.|- She's going sailing for six months.

It's like table hockey.

To win, you have to let go of the|goalie and attack with both hands.

- No way.|- Come on.

You're great.

Stig Inge is lucky to have a friend|who'd do something like this.

- He said you were his best friend.|- Won't take much. There aren't many.

After party at the bakery!

I think I'm going to bed.

You can use the bathroom first.

No, you go ahead.

This might not be such a good idea.|You have a...

And you...

Sh*t!

Yes?

It's Dag.

Henriette...

Shouldn't we clear things up?

I screwed up. It meant nothing.|Is that clear enough?

Two minutes.

Are you leaving now?

Not for another week. But we're going|to test the boat for a couple of days.

I like your... show.

It works well, for the genre. I don't|usually watch commercial stations.

I don't have room for all that|in my electric car.

- I can drive her stuff.|- No, I'll take it on my lap.

Could you help us?|That's really nice of you.

Bye.

Can I come too?

Bye.

See you at the dock.

What do you think?

I bought it used. Fixed it up myself.|Let's go.

- Have a nice trip.|- Thank you.

I'm sure you'll have|a great time together.

- He was all alone.|- A**hole!

He could have gotten lost.

- Would you like some juice?|- Shut up, Stig Inge!

I'm not really thirsty.

Can't we at least drive him home?

There.|Off you go.

So that was your son.

- Cool kid.|- He was, wasn't he?

My uncle's name is Martin.

Turn that off.

We're going to Romss.

Where are you going?|You have a ticket...

- Are you going out?|- Yes. To a stand-up show.

Want to come along?

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