Buffy the Vampire Slayer Page #8
- TV-14
- Year:
- 1996
- 44 min
- 1,256 Views
BENNY:
Amazing!
KIMBERLY:
(to the other girls)
Smell of booze much.
NICOLE:
Nice much.
PIKE:
(to the waitress)
Can we have a hot dog, please, medium
rare, and a cup of joe?
BUFFY:
You guys are thrashed.
JENNIFER:
(to Buffy)
What are you talking to them for?
BENNY:
(to Buffy)
What did you say?
PIKE:
Yeah, we're drunk. We're the Drunks.
What's your name?
BUFFY:
Buffy.
BENNY:
Figures.
PIKE:
Do people ever call you 'Buffy the
Buffalo?' I'm just wondering.
Buffy gives him a look.
PIKE:
(continuing)
The don't. You kind of wish they
would, though.
KIMBERLY:
Wit-tay.
PIKE:
I'm sorry. I'm Pike. This is Benny.
KIMBERLY:
Pike isn't a name. It's a fish.
PIKE:
Hey, wait a minute...
BENNY:
You're the guys from the movie!
PIKE:
(good naturedly)
We hate you guys!
The girls all make sad noises, real sarcastic.
PIKE:
(continuing)
You guys were way rude. It was
shocking.
NICOLE:
You just snuck in anyway.
PIKE:
So you have to ruin the movie for
us? You know, other people have
feelings, too.
KIMBERLY:
I am so sure.
The waitress brings the hot do. Benny takes it out of the bun
and holds it over his crotch, phallus-like.
BENNY:
Hey, Buffy, you hungry? I got
something for you...
The other girls look down and shriek. Buffy looks at Benny,
looks at him in the eye.
ANGLE - BUFFY'S HAND
It closes silently around the knife at her place.
Buffy is still looking at Benny, she seems to be hypnotizing
him, and maybe even herself. The NOISE in the diner seems to
FADE AWAY for a moment. Buffy shifts slightly, almost a twitch,
and the spell is broken. The SOUND RETURNS, Buffy looks away,
letting go of the knife exactly where it was.
Benny looks down. His hot dog has been sliced neatly down to
about an inch. He is shocked.
BENNY:
(continuing)
Hey! She wasted my dog!
PIKE:
(smiling)
Bummer metaphor.
Buffy looks off, a little surprised herself.
CUT TO:
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
Pike and Benny have left the diner and are walking down the
street. Pike produces a bottle of Mezcal from his coat pocket
and takes a swig, hand it to Benny. They continue to pass it
back and forth.
BENNY:
Rich b*tches. They're a plague.
They've gotta be stopped.
PIKE:
You didn't like them.
BENNY:
They're all the same! They're so
stuck up, they're just... they're
not even human. I hate them.
PIKE:
Would you sleep with them?
BENNY:
Yes. Definitely. Definitely.
Please, God.
PIKE:
Well, there it is, isn't it? You
don't even like them, and you'd
sleep with them. What's that all
about?
BENNY:
I got a news flash, man, another
shot of this and I'll have sex with
you.
PIKE:
Oh, yeah, and then you'll never
call me.
They continue walking. A shadowy figure appears behind them,
following.
CUT TO:
INT. DINER - NIGHT
The girls have all finished their sundaes.
NICOLE:
Come one, that was so weird.
BUFFY:
(uncomfortable)
What, it's not weird. I just cut
the stupid hot dog in half.
KIMBERLY:
I can't believe they still ate it.
JENNIFER:
(to Buffy)
Where'd you learn how to do that?
BUFFY:
I didn't learn... I just... it's
not a big deal.
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