Bunker of the Dead Page #2

but you gotta see this.

What...

What the...?

Holy cow.

Isn't that crazy?

Look at this sh*t.

This could be the exhaust

Stein was talking about.

Bubba, this is it.

No doubt.

Going in now.

Be careful.

Sh*t.

This is awesome.

I'm the first human being

down here.

I feel like

Lance Armstrong.

-It's "one small step for"...

-Neil.

-What?

-Neil Armstrong.

It's Neil Armstrong

and his steps.

-You idiot.

-Are you sure?

Yes, I am.

Okay. Okay.

I trust you.

What's wrong?

Dead end.

Looks like

I have to dive.

Set up the hub

before you do.

I hope

those things work.

They'll do their job.

Trust me.

Okay. Then let's see

where this is going.

See you later!

Sh*t, is the water cold!

-Are you all right?

-I'm okay.

Okay.

This... man.

This is man-made.

-This...

-Look at this.

We really found it!

Yes.

This is crazy.

F***ing crazy.

-Hub up.

-Okay, bubba. Up.

Okay. Where do you

want me to go?

The gold should be

on the second level.

You gotta find

a way up.

What the f***?

Do you see that?

I see it.

But what...

Wait, that's it!

That's what

we're looking for.

-What the f***?

-What?

I wonder what

happened down here.

But, Markus.

That's disgusting!

Then stop touching it!

God.

Just want to see

if it still works.

After 70 years? Never.

Great.

Made in Germany.

What was that?

-Did you hear that?

-I did.

Maybe it's air shifting

or bats.

Bats? I hate bats!

Hey, by the way,

did you actually think about

how we can get

all the gold out?

Let's just find it first.

Yeah.

Markus?

Markus, I'm losing

the signal.

Hey...

Hey, once again hub up.

Great. Good job.

-Better?

-Better.

Scheisse!

-What?

-I saw someone.

I didn't see anything.

He was right there. A man.

I'm sure I'm not alone

down here.

Sicko, there's no one

down there but you.

Just chill out.

What the...?

-There!

-F***!

-You see him now?

-Yeah.

But I don't

know what I saw.

I'm not sure

that was a man.

Maybe the light...

Shadows fooled us.

Sh*t. I'm not blind.

There's something

very alive down here.

Sicko, the only thing

alive down there

is your imagination.

But, just in case,

be careful.

Be very, very careful.

Great.

This looks promising.

-I think you're on the right track.

-Yeah. Okay.

It doesn't get any higher.

And no gold so far.

Nothing in here.

-Maybe here.

-Be careful, man.

Smelly!

Look at this mess!

No wonder

we have lost war.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Markus.

Hey, how much

can we get for it on ebay?

Two, three hundred

bucks maybe?

Peanuts.

Where's my gold?

Did that sound

like a bat to you?

No... sounded like...

Came from downstairs.

What are you doing?

It doesn't matter.

I'm going after it.

What? Markus, are you nuts?

Maybe it's the army.

I don't want to get

shot again.

Dude, I can't hear you.

The army never

found this place.

There's absolutely

nobody down here.

-Sh*t!

-There. You see?

I'm not crazy.

Hey, missus.

Hey, hey.

Holy sh*t.

B*obs!

F***!

Attacking b*obs!

I'm running!

I'm running!

What the hell is that?

Stay...

Out!

You gotta get outta there.

She's gone.

Find me a way

out of here, fatso!

All right, run! Don't stop.

Just keep going, man.

Don't stop.

Don't stop, all right!

Holy f***!

Get away from me!

I will stick my imaginary

foot up your ass!

I'm sorry, man.

How was I

supposed to know?

No gold, but zombies. Great!

-What the...? God.

-That's not fair!

Don't let him bite you!

Don't let him bite you!

Would you please

stop shouting at me?

F***!

F***.

Perfect!

Hey you, Nazi!

Watch this!

Nazi, watch this!

Markus?

Markus, are you there?

Markus? Markus!

I can't see you!

Markus!

Calm down. I'm here.

Look, you've gotta

see this.

Zombie on a stick.

God, stop it.

God in heaven!

You are so sick!

I am sick?

I am sick?

You are the one

who sent me up here in a

f***ing nest of Nazi zombies!

I'm done listening

to your going-up sh*t.

I'm going down

to the f***ing bottom

of this

f***ed up place.

You fat f***,

f*** you!

-Yeah, you.

-I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'll get you outta here.

I promise.

I'll get you outta there.

Calm down, okay?

-You gotta relax.

-I am relaxed.

But this is really

f***ed up.

Next time, find another

Guinea pig for adventures.

Come on.

F***!

F***!

And you stop

staring at me!

What...

What the f***?

I don't...

I don't...

There...

It's coming

from behind the door.

Run! Run, Markus!

No. No more running.

Come on, there's more

where that came from.

Here, take a seat.

I said, "sit down."

Touch down!

Yeah, you made the point.

You really like this,

don't you?

Stop talking and start looking

for a way out.

You again.

Markus?

I'm gonna kick your ass

Freeman-style.

No kissing

on second date, b*tch.

Did you find me

a way out yet?

I'm on it.

I'm on it, okay?

These maps aren't

easy to read.

Look, tanks.

What did you expect?

It is a military base.

Come on, how cool is that?

F***ing tanks.

Good for you.

In any case, we are still

in the right place.

Man.

This is so awesome.

Don't touch them.

Why not?

He looks angry.

You touched his tank,

your fault.

You kidding me?

Hey, bubba,

you making any progress

up there?

Hey, you try and stay alive.

I'm working on it.

Yeah, take your time.

I'm busy, too.

Okay, sicko,

I found you a way out.

So, where is it?

The air ventilation shafts

in the main hangar.

And you know the location?

Sure...

Sounds good.

Let me just finish this.

What are you...

What's that good for

now anyway?

I wanna be

the first German

burning down

this f***ing flag.

Yeah, I'm curious

how you'll like it

when the flames attract dozens of

those zombies to your location.

Let them come.

God. Why?

Are you done?

Nope.

Okay, now I'm done.

What about those shafts?

You have to find

the main hangar.

Okay, left or right?

Left.

Okay.

What...

Didn't you say

the U.S. army

didn't know

about this place?

yeah...

Tell me again.

No, I won't.

Anyway, the main hangar should

be in this area of the plant.

What the hell happened

down here?

Give me a closer look.

Didn't you tell me

to be careful?

Yeah...

Then give me a "careful" closer look.

Yeah... great.

I just don't get...

-What?

-That is not from world war two.

That's an m16 assault rifle

from the '60s.

It doesn't make

any sense.

Why?

Because this base

was officially shut down

and sealed off in 1945.

Hello, there.

Come here,

my little friend.

Yeah. Much better

than a crowbar.

Forget it. It's too old.

You never know.

F***!

The land of the free, the land of

the brave, the land of the dead.

You f***ing losers.

You f***ing losers.

Sicko! God,

I'm giving up on you.

Stop talking to me,

you're just

another voice in my head.

Come on.

How f***ing big is this plant?

About three square miles.

And you sure I'm going in

the right direction?

If I tell you now, you're just

going to blame me later.

Fair enough.

I think

I'll take this way.

Could this be

where they kept the gold?

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