Bunker of the Dead Page #5

-I'm running out of ammo.

-We're close.

You said that a minute ago.

F***!

There are too many of them.

What? Why don't they attack?

Batteries not included?

Heil Hitler!

No.

F*** it.

-He's mine.

-Okay.

F***!

Man. Against. Man.

Mein. Fhrer!

Not fair.

Markus!

F***!

Eat this!

Debby! No! No!

F***!

Get back here, come on!

Come on, you p*ssy.

Come on.

You scared?

You scared,

you little sh*t?

You suck!

Drop dead.

That's it!

That's it!

Now I'm really pissed.

Yes.

Come on,

drop dead.

Okay. You want me to go

Chuck Norris on you?

Get back here,

you coward.

Come on,

you coward.

F*** it.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Debby?

Debby? Hey.

Where is he?

I'm planning his downfall.

Forget him.

Move.

I almost got him.

Come on. This way.

Okay.

Now listen, Debby.

You have to dive

as long as you can.

-Just don't stop.

-What?

Debby, you have to go now.

Forget it.

The bomb will blow up

any second.

I'm not going to leave you.

Watch out.

-Call me.

-No!

Okay, Adolf,

you filthy pig.

Looks... Like... You

Lost again, mein fhrer!

Okay, blondie, come on.

Come to daddy.

Crap.

Markus?

Markus, come on, man.

Come on.

You all right?

We made it, man.

We made it.

Step back, soldier.

We're here to handle it.

I got him.

We're good to go.

Package ready

to be delivered.

We're moving out now.

Choppers, are you

ready for takeoff?

What the...?

-Doctor, he's awake.

-Here. Hold this.

What about that fat guy

in the car?

On the run.

He left the car empty.

They're searching

the area.

It's only a matter of time

till they find him.

I want him contained

as soon as possible.

Yes, sir.

And he had this on him.

What's her condition?

She's gonna be fine.

-Leave us.

-Yes, sir.

Garbage.

You know, history

is not written in ink.

It's written in blood.

I'm going to ask you once.

The name of the location

of your collaborator?

Come closer. Closer.

Closer.

Last chance.

Where is your

collaborator?

I'm telling you once.

F*** you.

And f***

your f***ing army.

Your choice.

No. No!

You killed him!

No.

I authorized myself

to execute him.

And you.

What the f***?

He was recording

everything, you morons!

Find that fat f***

and bring me those tapes.

Yes, sir.

Move, move, move, move, move!

F***!

Okay, you can start

with the other one.

What the hell is this?

What are you

talking about?

"Made in Germany."

Crazy.

Come on,

give it to me.

Let's see.

Looks like a camera.

Say "cheese."

You're on can...

Sh*t! What... what?

Adolf was f***ing blind.

Hey, look at

the lens, man.

Why are you here again?

Because I'm a believer.

The only person on this planet

still listening to you.

Hey, and because

of your hot sister.

Hey, are you sure

you got this right?

I mean,

I can't read sh*t here,

and I am German.

Sure, I'm sure.

I've been studying it

for months.

The reichsgold

is closer than ever.

Cool. And what about

those secret weapons,

neu schwabenland,

aliens, ufos?

Bullshit.

Nothing but myths.

Constructed to deflect

the truth about the gold.

Yeah, but the website

says it's true.

I mean,

what if it is true?

It isn't. None of it.

Whatever is hidden

in these caves,

I'll find it.

Sicko.

Hey, bubba,

when is this suit ready?

I need action.

Two weeks at least.

Two more weeks?

Come on.

The suit and the camera

are prototypes.

It takes time, okay?

All right.

They why don't

you stop eating

and start working,

bubba?

Or is it already bubba fat?

-Let me explain...

-Hey, tell them about your father.

What?

Tell them about your father,

the army, the coverup.

-All the cool stuff.

-Man.

Can you just shut the f*** up?

And tell them

about your hot sister.

Hey, leave my sister

out of this.

Good.

This book is the diary

of Jacob Stein.

He's a Jewish prisoner

with the dachau

working the messerschmitt

caves in oberammergau.

Wait. That's important.

I have to capture that.

What...

What're you doing?

Close ups, details...

What any good director

would do...

No, no, no.

Hold on a sec.

You're not

the director. I am.

Listen,

you're the cameraman,

and therefore, you got nothing to say.

Okay? Got it?

Got it.

But this diary is important.

Its old.

It tells a secret.

It's the key to tons of gold.

We have to show it,

okay?

Boobies. Cool.

But are you sure

this diary is legit?

No. I got it on ebay.

Of course it is.

Hey fatso, what

if there's still some

secret old Nazi stuff

down there,

or... or even better,

an old community just like those

weird Nazis from the moon?

Just saying...

Okay, I m recording.

Okay, great.

Now, this is

the outer fence.

Beyond it, it's all military

and restricted and sh*t.

But im working on a way

to get you in.

Then we II get you

to the upper dam.

Upper dam. Got it.

And if Stein's

diary is correct,

you II find the secret entrance

to the Nazi base there.

Yeah! And tons

of Nazi-gold.

We're gonna be rich, man,

f***ing rich!

They are now entering

the tunnel system

that was part

of the messerschmitt caves.

They used the tunnels

as storage sites

-for the airplane parts.

-Okay, cool.

And I have to admit

they were smart.

Real smart.

They drove fully loaded

trucks into the tunnels.

And on the other side

they drove out

-with empty ones.

-Okay.

That's how they fooled

the allied air surveillance

for years.

Okay, and they did the same

with all the gold?

Yes, I think so.

Officially the gold

was to be transported

to Hitler's eagle's nest

in the alps.

But it was never found.

Thomas, its cold

and it's wet.

-I can t see sh*t...

-We're here, okay?

This is the only publicly

accessible part of the caves.

And here...

Wanna know what's on

the other side?

The gold?

Right behind this rock

are tons and tons of Nazi gold

waiting to be found!

-That s the idea.

-Sh*t, man.

Great.

Take the cam, bubba.

Okay. Give me that. Right.

Hey, why can't we

just blow up this wall?

Why... why...

Why go all the way around?

That's a much easier way

to get in.

Forget it.

The army would be here

in no time.

And by the way,

I'm not a terrorist.

I don t have a shitload

of dynamite in my basement.

Come on, let s go.

There s more to see outside.

Are you sure

it's a smart idea

to sneak in a U.S. army base

in the middle of the night?

Do you see any guards?

No, not yet.

I cant see a thing.

Let me switch on

the cam-light.

No, the guards would see it.

You said there

weren't any guards.

Over there, no.

Over here, yes.

I did my research.

I've been here with my dad

a thousand times.

F***! Guards! Run!

I'm running!

Sh*t. Look, I'm running.

The car, get in the car!

Run, run, run!

Sh*t! You...

You f***ing a**hole!

You goddamn...

I just wanted to get you

a little workout.

Not funny.

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