Bunny the Killer Thing Page #2

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Are you Finnish?

- Yes. Hi, -

I'm Tuomas.

- Julia.

P*ssy!

Are you OK?

- No.

I want big b*obs.

- What?

I want big b*obs.

Darling, you have the

most beautiful tits.

Do you really think so?

- Of course.

What are you doing?

Well?

They fit my hands perfectly.-

Solid, nice tits. They

are the perfect tits.

Oh sorry!

- It's OK.

What?

- We got an alert from Kevtlaakso area.

A real alert, not a reindeer crash or so.

Maybe it was a prank call.

- All alerts must be checked.

There's a giant animal, which is after the

tourists. It has an enormous penis, and -

it speaks English.

- English?

Do you smell it?

I smell something fishy about this.

I had a great night with you, Sara.

Good night.

Where's Sara?

She was so drunk, so I tucked her to bed.

Sara?

What's wrong?

Tuomas is not answering.

He's probably at the sauna still.

I'll go get him.

Rabbit in the ditch, sits and sleeps,

sits and sleeps. -

Poor rabbit, are you sick, -

Hey!

What's the situation with the car?

- It should be working by the morning.

So we'll be leaving

in the morning then.

Cheers.

A rabbit is sitting -

- Tuomas!

What the hell?

Should we call the police?

Is that so? Thanks for your help.

Don't worry, Emma.

The police will take care of this.

Can you put it back on?

- No.

Should we have taken more guns with us?

- I was thinking the same thing.

1-2, do you copy?

We copy.

- There's a new alert from the same area. -

Youngsters have been partying and one

of them is now missing. -

Description; about 25-year old,

Caucasian man, 180 cm and slim. -

He's wearing a pink shirt

with a vagina figure. -

Please check it out while you're there.

- Roger that.

Let's split up.

If only time and place were different -

- I know. I'd f*** myself too.

The vagina!

This is jamming.

- You have the safety on.

Like this.

I know what you were doing.

- And I know what you were doing, pervert!

Do you like me?

Well, Jesse-boy?

I think we both have something

we want from each other.

I would appreciate if you didn't tell anyone

about this little moment I had with Sara.

And I think you would appreciate

it if I gave you a little kiss to a cheek.

I want you to take my virginity.

Well, -

you can have a kiss, with tongue. -

And you can touch my breasts too.

Enough?

Okey

Enough!

You're a man now.-

If you ever break our deal and tell

Sara or anyone else anything,

you'll be liar and a stupid child.

Not a man.

P*ssy!

Put a condom on.

- I don't have any. I left them in my room.

Make sure you don't cum inside me.

- I won't.

Oops.

Get lost! You f***ing monkey!

Are you absolutely sure?

I saw it.

Thank you, Jesse.

Can I keep these?

Get packing, we're moving

out in the morning.

- What if I want to stay?

Then I have to kill you.

Im not f***ing joking.

What's wrong?

- Sara is awake.

It should be working now.

- Are you sure about that, Mr. White?

What's wrong, Mr. Black?

- Nothing's wrong, Mr. White.

Close your eyes for a minute.

- Okey.

I got laid and Tuomas is missing.

- You did?

What do you mean Tuomas is missing? Where?

- What?

Tuomas is missing. I called the cops.

You did what?

What's wrong Mr. Black?

What?

One of us is missing.

- They called the cops.

Dirty p*ssy!

P*ssy!

Help! Help!-

Let's save the booze!

P*ssy!

What?

I know.

What's going on downstairs?

- It's after p*ssy.

So, there's two of you then?

Hey, guys!

- Holy sh*t!

Hurry up!

- I'm trying, it's stuck!

Fresh p*ssy!

P*ssy!

- Where's Vincent?

- Dead.

Let's go under the boat!

- I hate you! -

You f***ing b*tch!

I f***ing hate you!

Go!

Get in the car, quick!

- Go go go!

Go go go! Drive drive drive!

35 kilometers left.

- Sh*t.

Sh*t.

P*ssy!

Are you stealing my beers?

- Yep.

OK.

Let's get out of here.

Now!

- Shh b*tch.

P*ssy.

Hurry up, give me a can.

Another one!

Let's get back to cabin!

P*ssy!

P*ssy!

What are you doing?

- I'm calling the police.

Like f*** you are!

- What the f***?

Relax, Mr. White.

I think this is over.

After one kilometer turn left.

- Sh*t.

Give me that.

What is in the trunk?

Tell me what is in the trunk!

What the f*** is in the trunk?

- Mind your own f***ing business!

F*** you! What is in the trunk?

What is in the trunk?

What is in the trunk?

- Fine!

Open the trunk.

Open it!

You have Lara Jessica Svensson

in the trunk.

Listen, Mr. White.

- You are very bad, bad,

bad person Mr. Black!

You f***ing a**hole.

Do you have any idea what it feels

to be locked up, in the cold -

without food and being

drugged all the time?

Im sorry! Lucas only hired us

to take you somewhere. Look.

1.1 kilometer to your destination.

- It's right behind the corner, Mr. Black.

Please turn around.

Sara!

Mise!

If you ever touch me again, I will make

sure that your BBC will lose the first B!

Is that Lara Jessica Svensson?

- Yep.

Oh my god, it's here.

What the hell.

- P*ssy!

Get down.

Come here!

Come here!

Tell me, you f***ing moron,

which one of them is Lara Jessica Svensson?

It's the blond -

The clients will be

here any minute!

We are missing one Swedish

pop star, it's your fault!

Sonny!

On your knees!

On your f***ing knees!

Mouth open!

Mouth open!

Go to hell!

Where's Lara Jessica Svensson?

It's blond one.

Well, -

let's get started then. Chair.

Carrot.

Rot in hell you retarded bastard!

Are you OK, Mr. White?

Im going to save the rabbit.

F***!

P*ssy! P*ssy!

Cock!

Cock!

Cock!

He is Nietsnut.

We have been waiting for you.

We have been waiting for you, Nietsnut.

I have been saving my virginity for you,

our hero Nietsnut.

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