Butcher Boys

[UPBEAT MARIACHI MUSIC]

Singing in Spanish

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Singing in Spanish

Singing continues

No ifs, ands, or buts, okay?

I'm going to.

Speaking Spanish

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[ENGINE RUMBLING]

Speaking Spanish

[ATMOSPHERIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

[RADIO FUZZING IN AND OUT]

Only the female

of the species has the goods.

What's any of this have to do

with getting high?

I mean, we were talking about...

[ANGRY CHANTING AND YELLING]

Stop the killing!

Animals are people too!

I hope you choke on the bones!

Tofu licker!

Mr. And Ms. Graves.

What's with the tree huggers?

How are you, sir?

Against eating meat.

Must not be from around here.

[PHONE RINGING]

We're here.

Very well.

You'll have to excuse me.

Barbie's a slut.

Oh, I'm madly in love with her.

I can't help it.

She gives me blow jobs

in the parking lot

Before school.

She's not supposed

to be back here, sh*t lips.

Um, excuse me?

Don't be cock blockin', dude.

This one's crime spree-Crazy,

birthday boy.

Trust me.

It's gonna end in tears.

Oh, I know.

That's not the best part.

Sometimes she lets

my friends watch.

A live sex act.

It's a once-In-A-Lifetime

opportunity.

Senator.

Nice to see you.

Thanks for all your support.

It's your life, little dude.

If you want to do something

and you don't,

You're a p*ssy.

[UPBEAT MARIACHI MUSIC]

[MAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

[RADIO FUZZING IN AND OUT]

Gonzales called

the recent uptick in abductions

Of young girls in san Antonio

a fluke and dismissed it.

Why not?

Give me one good reason.

You know you want to.

You're just a chicken.

[CLUCKING]

P*ssy.

You know what this is about?

It's 'cause I wouldn't go

for a threesome

With her and some dude

she met online.

There's hope.

What?

Life is sh*t, and then you die.

I don't want to read

about sh*t in some book.

I want to do sh*t.

Oh, I'm sure you'll

make us all very proud.

Oh, eat me, b*tch.

It's a free country.

I can do whatever

the hell I want.

Mikey, do something.

Slap him around.

Whatever it takes.

Hey, um, Kenny.

There's no such thing

as a free lunch.

And don't you

f***ing forget it, Kenny boy.

[CHUCKLES]

I know you.

I've seen you before.

Yeah.

Real fancy dinner

at the white house.

[SCOFFS]

You said you was in a hurry.

You're not too big

for mama to spank your butt,

Mr. Smarty pants.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Ah, ah, ah.

Well, hey.

You know you want to.

Right.

Stay out of trouble.

[CLUCKING]

She's on her game.

So what's the deal?

I don't know.

Just goin' with it.

Yeah?

Whatever happens happens.

That's good or bad.

[DOORBELL CHIMING]

[LAUGHS]

Anybody got any ecstasy?

I don't know.

Sissy, that your boyfriend?

Shh!

Why's your sister always have

to go out with nerds?

Why is that every time

we go out,

You get me in trouble?

'Cause you're a nerd.

Besides, you only live once.

Yeah, and you only

die once too.

Ah, sh*t.

- I love you too.

- Dude.

Oh, sh*t.

Not again.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh, let me call you right back.

Guys, what the hell is going on?

Go! Go!

Try me!

Bring it on, b*tches!

Yeah?

Here we go!

F*** you, b*tch!

[METAL SQUEALING]

B*tch, I'll kill you!

I'll shoot you in the damn head!

F***!

Baby, come on

[TIRES SQUEALING]

That's what they get

for grabbing my ass.

Barbie, what did you do?

F*** you!

Outrageously cool.

Way f***ing cool.

Watch the road!

[HORN BLARING]

What f***ing rule

did I break now?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

I want this b*tch.

This b*tch is mine.

It's gonna be f***ing epic!

Let's f***ing get this b*tch!

Whoo!

Punch it!

My father is gonna beat

the sh*t out of me

With his bare hands.

Don't worry about that sh*t.

Let's go.

F*** it, man.

F*** it! F*** it!

I don't care.

[HONKING HORN]

Ooh, they're chasing us.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING] yes!

[HORN HONKING]

Dude, step on it!

Go, go, go, go!

Look now!

Kenny, can you chill

the f*** out?

[SNARLS]

- What are they doing?

- They're gonna hit us.

- Sh*t.

- Go faster.

Come on, drive!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

[BELLOWS]

Get up on it!

Damn!

I'm going as fast as I can.

Dude, I f***in' hate your car.

Go faster.

[BELLOWS]

[BELLS CLANGING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

In your dreams, b*tches!

Stop.

Got me some titties, baby!

Whoo!

I'm lovin' it!

I'm lovin' it!

Titties!

Yeah, b*tch!

You're dead.

Whoo!

[CLAPPING]

No, no.

No!

Dude!

Oh, sh...

[DOG YELPS]

What'd it hit?

Think it was a dog.

[POUNDING ON CAR]

[ENGINE RUMBLING]

[AGGRESSIVE ROCK MUSIC]

Hey, hey, hey.

They're following us.

Oh, sh*t.

This is not good.

This is not good.

This is bad.

Okay, Kenny, little dude.

Turn off the lights

and make a right.

Go.

- I don't want to die.

- Now, now!

It would really suck

to be dead right now.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Think we lost them?

Oh, hey, guys.

Sorry about the dog.

There was this girl,

and it was an accident,

And anyway, um, how much

do you think would buy a new dog

And, like, a new bumper?

Whoa, whoa!

Time out, guys.

King's "x," okay?

Nobody has to get hurt here.

Look, I'm gonna call 911,

all right?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Ow!

Dude!

[GRUNTS]

[MOANS]

What the f*** are you doing,

dude?

Get the f*** away... Ow!

[CRUNCHING]

Ow!

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

Dude!

I wasn't even driving!

It was him!

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING]

[CRUNCHING]

I can't feel my leg...

[GRUNTS]

I think I'm paralyzed.

[GRUNTS]

[SOBBING]

Kenny, slow down, little dude.

Don't call me "little dude."

[LAUGHS]

We lost them.

Let's just keep driving till

we reach civilization, okay?

[CHAIN SAW REVVING]

Problem, boys?

He's awfully big.

[CHAIN SAW REVVING]

[LAUGHING]

F***in' tourist!

See the look in his eyes?

[LAUGHS]

I hate pain.

I think about it all the time.

I think about all the ways

that I don't want to die.

They were laughing

singin', dancin'

Sometimes I think about

what it would be like

If a terrorist cut my head off

with electric scissors.

- Mikey, stop.

- What?

I'm just saying...

Okay.

- It's all right.

- Okay.

Come on.

I have no idea where we're at.

Doesn't this thing

have a G.P.S. Or something?

See, there's the freeway.

We know where we are.

It's gonna be all right,

baby bro.

All right?

Trust me.

It's over.

Okay.

Thank you.

We're going home.

But there are some bad guys

that are for real.

I heard about these guys

that break all your bones...

Mikey, stop.

And that's how they kill you.

I say we burn a doobie.

That was intense.

[ENGINE RUMBLES]

Oh, sh*t.

[METAL CLANGING AND SCRAPING]

Sh*t.

F***.

F***.

Oh, Mikey, are you okay?

What are they doing?

Oh, f***.

We're f***ed.

Oh, my god.

Turn on the car.

Turn on the car.

- Oh, f***!

- It won't start.

It won't start!

[ALL YELLING AND SCREAMING]

[ENGINE RUMBLING]

Are you okay?

[ENGINE REVVING]

[WHISPERS INAUDIBLY]

Guaranteed.

Bullshit.

[ENGINE REVVING]

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