California Typewriter Page #12
Marty is from outer space.
(laughter)
And I've found that collecting
the typewriter friends
is a lot more fun than
collecting typewriters.
- This is a white
Moll number three.
- [Martin] There's
from 14, the youngest,
up to 75 approaching 80.
- And it's just a fun machine
that makes you
smile to look at it.
- Mostly men, all men.
A bit strange, I don't
know why that is.
- I take it back
with me, the hopper,
and I sleep with her tonight.
And then I'll take
it back tomorrow.
- Alright, so this is
my Oliver Woodstock,
absolutely no relation to...
- [Martin] It's
just wonderful to
share our passion of
early typewriters.
- Did you have to do much
to it or was it like that
when you got it?
I'll never be able to get
all the antique typewriters.
It's spectacular.
There's always gonna
be people out there
with bigger collections.
- If I had to keep
only one typewriter,
if I had to get rid of them
all and only have one left,
There is a version of this
Smith Corona, which is the
silent Smith Corona.
I have an electric
version of this,
which is kind of like
'cause the only thing in it
that is electric is the keys.
But there is...
Let me move this.
Smith Corona, Skywriter,
definitely on the top five list.
If you can only take five
typewriters with you,
that would be it.
Hermes 2000, definitely might
wanna take that bad boy.
The Olympia's okay,
but quite frankly,
the rise of the keys
is a little too high.
Somewhere around whenever
that have the same silhouette,
the rise on the keys
is just almost perfect.
Going from an N to a Y
requires almost nothing.
The size of the type is not
too big and not too small.
But listen to the
solidity of the action.
(clacking)
This is a solid,
solid piece of machine
that's got beautiful
highlights like the stripes
here and there, the colors are
good, I love the green keys.
this with a good case
would be the one
typewriter I would take
and that's why it's
kinda out right now.
I rotate this one
into use an awful lot.
(clack clack)
I confess.
(clack clack)
- I'm not picking the typewriter
because I think it's hip.
It's the best version of the
idea that's ever come around.
And for me, I think
the best way to live
is to incorporate the
best of the last 100 years
into a hybrid that works.
Write a book on a typewriter
and promote it on Twitter.
Why not use the spectrum.
You just have to make sure
you get yourself a typewriter
on Ebay or some blade runner-y
kind of back alley deal
and say, well, I'm happy
to be typing on it.
- [Ken] I think they're here,
and I think they're gonna
be around for a while.
We have a pretty good
supply right now.
Herb's always out
lookin' for 'em.
He's at flea markets,
he's at garage sales.
There's still a lot
of 'em out there.
We've got a good supply,
but I kinda believe
that you can never
have too many.
You know, you can
never have too many.
- [TV Host] You know
what, I, like you,
mourn the loss of
the typewriter.
And then you come
up with an app.
- [Tom] I came up with an app.
The Hanx Writer, Hanx with an x.
And I've gotta tell you, man,
of dollars off of this.
(chucang)
I have figured out
how to make a computer
work like a typewriter.
(laughing)
- [Ken] We're havin'
people come in the shop
and say, I just did a Google
search for typewriter repair
and you popped up.
- In World War II,
that used to be
the reporter style typewriter.
They used to send in reports
from the battlefield.
So this has been to
World War II and back.
So that's a lot of
sentimental value, I guess.
- [Ken] They're comin'
from all over the place.
From far away as LA,
ones from San Diego.
the website did.
- Oh, excuse me.
(chucang)
- I'm certainly no prophet,
I can't see into the future,
but we're hanging in there.
California Typewriter is here
and we still repair typewriters.
(soft jazz music)
(wind noise)
- It was too directly
bound to its own anguish
to be anything other
than a cry of negation,
seeds of its own destruction.
That's the last two lines of
the Encyclopedia Britannica
description of the
dada movement of art.
You could use that to explain
anything in the world.
It's the ultimate
all-purpose answer.
If it takes a hen and
a half, a day and a half,
to lay an egg and a half,
how long does it take
a one legged grasshopper
to kick the seeds
out of a dill pickle?
What are you gonna say?
Two seconds,
two minutes, two days?
It's completely boring
compared to that question.
(jingly whirring)
When you explain things,
you rob them of their mystery.
Questions are far more
interesting than answers.
There's no meaning
to the universe,
but you might say our job
is to give it meaning.
But that's for our amusement.
(light accordion music)
(clacking)
(smooth jazz music)
- I like the feeling of
making something with my hands
I like working with my
hands, I like to paint,
I like to build things.
And with this machine,
I'm working with my hands.
- I just feel this
incredible tension
I would like to see happen
and what's just
gonna happen anyway.
- You know, I'm not gonna
bemoan the passing of an era.
There's a certain point
where everything left me
in the dust. (chuckles)
And I was happy to
be left in the dust.
- But all this,
it's all going away.
The only people that will
keep this up is insane people
and dilettantes and artists.
(jazz music)
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