Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss Page #6

I'm trying to stickhandle

300 girls here.

By the way, is this a relationship

discussion or a business discussion?

Both, I would say.

If you were willing to go into rehab,

I would marry you.

- The supreme sacrifice, huh?

- You're a drug addict.

You know what? It's too late, Ivan.

Everything's gone way too far.

The business will be an issue

if we split up.

We can still be partners.

And friends? We're going to do

that American "friends" thing?

I got a lot of friends.

Little Heidi. You're so tough.

Yeah, guess who taught me?

Here's that deposit slip.

Heidi, I'm very uncomfortable

about the joint account.

I was thinking there might be...

That house will be

a great investment for us.

I'm not just talking about the house.

Ayear ago, you said you would st...

- Heidi Fleiss.

- What's up, cutie?

Ivan, what are you doing?

Trying to forget you, honey.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, how's it going?

Not so hot. I miss you, honey.

Maybe we get back together?

I'm in a meeting here.

Can I call you back?

No, Heidi, wait. We need to talk, but not

on the phone, understand?

- Stay away from your phone.

- Right.

Meet me tonight

for dinner at 7:
00. Walker Hotel.

Okay, honey? Say, "Yes, Ivan. "

- Yes, Ivan.

- Okay, honey.

- Don't forget, cutie, it's very important.

- Bye.

Well, got some good news anyhow.

- From Ivan?

- I met somebody.

Brandeis grad, Stanford law.

How did you meet? Never mind.

It's wonderful. That's great.

- I think you'll like him.

- Like him?

I would adore anything

that's ordinary.

Why shouldn't I have a normal life

like anybody else?

- Nagy.

- To you.

Are you by yourself tonight, sir?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm expecting a guest.

Thank you.

Not yet, Alan.

When a guy tells you he loves

you and he wants to have babies with you...

he means I love having sex

with you for free.

Yeah, yeah!

There are a lot of things

that Ivan did well.

Being by himselfjust didn't happen

to be one of them.

- Mm.

- Yes, sir.

I'll have a vodka rocks while I'm waiting.

Coming right up.

You know what? Make it a double.

So, when are you going to

introduce me to Michael Douglas?

I don't even know

if he even needs a tax lawyer.

I'm just buying his house

from him is all.

Do you think you're able

to get away for the week?

I'd love to go to Aspen with you.

I got a bunch of friends

you're gonna love.

By the way, you're a lot prettier than

anybody who works for you.

Really?

Those flowers

you sent me are sweet.

Oh, sh*t.

- What's wrong, babe?

- Nothing. I forgot something.

- Important?

- Not really.

You know, I can't wait

for you to meet my mom.

She's so happy I finally met

a niceJewish girl.

Who the hell do you think you are?

B*tch.

You forgot your gift. Sir!

Keep it.

- Yeah.

- Hello, pig.

I hear Heidi dumped you, 'cause you were

dragging her down socially.

- Why are you phoning me?

- I'm an old friend, Ivan.

It's not nice to lose touch

with old friends.

Let me give you some advice.

Keep out of my private life.

How long before she cuts you out

of the deal entirely?

You're going to let the little whore

get away with that?

You don't understand something about her.

You're not dealing with a normal mind.

- What do you mean?

- Heidi and I talk all the time, okay?

- We're going to get back together soon.

- Oh, that's touching.

You carrying a torch for Heidi.

You're a very bitter old woman.

She's gone, moron. You know,

first she used me, then she used you.

- Now she is discarding you like

a piece of Kleenex.

- Exactly.

- And you are too much of a limp dick

to stop her.

- Exactly.

So, yeah, the party's for Mick?

Yeah, it's Mick's birthday.

It's going to be totally professional.

- Who's going to be there?

- A guest list? It's going to be about 400.

- Oh, is that all?

- He said a lot.

- Joe. Hey, Joe, how are you?

- Excuse me, sir.

See you inside. No problem.

I'm Heidi's friend.

I need to check

your name on the list.

Ivan Nagy. Is Jack here yet?

- Nudge?

- Nagy. N-A-G-Y.

- You pronounce it "Naj. "

- Sorry, sir. I don't have a "Naj" here.

There must be some mistake, all right,

because there's a relationship here.

If you're not on my list or can show me

an invitation, you cannot enter, sir.

- Heidi!

- Please, keep your voice down.

Take your hands off of me, all right?

You people think just because...

You people?

You people what?

Hey, I sincerely apologize.

I'm Hungarian. I'm not a racist, okay?

I did a documentary in 1968

for Hungarian television...

- about Bobby Seal.

- Must have missed it.

I'm going to have to ask you to step away

from Ms. Fleiss's property, sir.

If you like, I'll call the

Beverly Hills Police

and you can discuss it with them.

Get off. I'm going.

In one second,

the same person who tells you they

love you...

will turn around

and make your life a living hell.

- They will destroy you.

- Alex!

Alex!

Bastard, you woke up all my cats.

Something must be done about Heidi.

She's out of control.

Now you want me to help you.

What happened to me

should happen to her.

That's true. It's not easy getting

a pandering conviction.

She knows people.

I know how to get Heidi.

Heidi.

Hello.

- Heidi.

- Yeah.

- It's Nicky Akai. You know, from Hawaii?

- Remind me.

- We met at the Rangoon Racquet Club.

- I remember now.

Some of my business associates are going

to be in Los Angeles for a couple days.

I wonder if you could help me out

with the entertainment.

Just call me when you get into town.

It won't be a problem.

- And how much will it be for a night?

- 5,000 a girl.

- And what do I get for that?

- Everybody's gonna have a good time.

Every hooker's dream: A hotel suite...

filled with rich, horny businessmen.

Heidi-land was always on the itinera,

- Here we are.

- Please come in.

These are

my business associates.

Hi.

Ah.

- So, what are you boys looking for?

- Now you take off clothes.

Okay, now you dance.

We need some music.

Faster.

More sexy.

Okay, ladies, get some clothes on.

We're outta here.

Come on. Come on. Let's go.

Los Angeles police officers.

You're all under arrest.

If you're going to run an

illegal business...

you'd better be driving the best car,

living in the best house...

screwing the best-looking people

and spending every dollar you make...

because sooner or later,

you're going to get caught.

L.A.P.D., everybody

stay where you are!

Everybody just relax. You won't make it

out of the driveway, so don't bother.

- Nobody move!

- You! You!

- I was just...

- Relax.

Take it easy. Into the house.

When the cops came, it was like we

were a bunch of armed terrorists.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

Settle down.

Everybody inside! Open the door.

I'll only wear cuffs

if you pay me. Let go!

- What the hell are you doing?

- Putting you out of business.

Why don't you stop bothering us

and arrest some real criminals?

Face and handcuffs, we need both.

Sh*t, I can't take this.

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