Call Me Crazy: A Five Film Page #2

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This is the very best.

The very best girl ever

in the whole wide world.

The prettiest, smartest,

brightest,

greatest, the best.

Mom, please.

Oh! I love you.

How much? How much?

How much will you give me for her?

No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

Have some fabric softener.

Yes, indeed. Ooh!

I'm gonna get a few of them.

What, honey? What?

What are you looking at, huh?

What are you looking at?

Come on. Come on. Come on.

And I started flipping out.

I was moving my foot

and hitting my toes with my...

Oh, that's disgusting.

Let's not talk about it. Ugh.

You think your mom

will let us stay up all night?

Yeah. And we could also...

Um, tonight's not gonna be good.

I just remembered

I have to see my grandma.

What? Oh, but...

I'll come by your house if I can,

maybe.

It's okay. See you tomorrow,

Gracie.

Then there was the other mom.

Mommy?

How was school, baby? Hm?

Want a foot rub?

Oh, no, honey.

What are you doing?

Why did you do that?

You want the neighbors to see me?

Is that what you want?

No.

They're gonna take me away

if they see me.

I'm sorry, Mommy.

Oh, I'm so...

What kind of tea do you want?

Mint? You like mint.

I would try anything to reach her.

Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

Mommy, I burnt myself! Ow.

Go find your...

Go find Dad. Daddy.

Daddy... Daddy will help.

They finally gave my two moms

one name.

But by then, Dad was already done.

And I was the one left there

to keep her secret,

to keep her safe.

And I did.

A pocketful of posies

And sometimes it was great.

We all fall down

You should get one too.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, you're the best baby girl

that ever lived.

Hi, honey.

Hi, sweetums.

Oh, God.

Hi, hi, hi.

Mom, what's up?

Oh, nothing.

- We are...

- Surprise!

Oh, my God.

Two words:
Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling.

What do you think?

Your mom had lunch

with Ryan Gosling.

I think he's a little strange-looking.

Come on, get in the car.

I don't think this is a good idea.

- It's totally fine. Come on, get in the car.

- It's Ryan Gosling. Come on.

This is gonna be amazing.

I assure you, it's just fine and dandy.

He invited us, sweetheart.

Can we stop by my house?

I don't really wanna be

wearing this.

- You look fine.

- You look like schoolgirls.

- Hey, let's go shopping.

- Oh, my gosh. This is amazing.

Okay, Grace, you have

the coolest mom in history.

- Ryan Gosling.

- Oh, my gosh. Aah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Wait, wait, what did he say?

"Absolutely. We'll be here

working all night long."

I said, "Really?

It's okay if we come by?"

He said,

"Yeah, we're just rehearsing now."

Ohh.

Uh, um...

- What are these?

- She doesn't know what they are.

Ha-ha-ha.

They're goldfish.

I know what a goldfish is, but why

do you have goldfish in your car?

What we're gonna do is we're

gonna take them out to the ocean.

You can't set them free in the ocean.

They'll die. They're freshwater fish.

Okay. I hear you, sweetheart.

You are so smart.

We'll come up with plan B. We'll

come up with a really good idea.

It won't be sort of kind of good.

It'll be a perfect idea.

You'll love it.

All right, so we're gonna look at lipstick,

we're gonna look at jewelry.

Shoes, bags.

We're gonna... Oh, shoes.

You guys wanna look at shoes?

Let's look at shoes, please.

Yes, heels.

Oh, my God, wait a second. Wait.

Do you wanna go in here?

Can't let them overheat, right?

Oh, my gosh. Are the goldfish

coming with us?

Hey, Grace, come on.

Slow down and breathe

If you can concede

I know what you're thinking

I hear that you really like

Those bad girls

Don't waste your time on sad girls

Don't waste your time

Grace.

What...?

Why aren't you trying anything on?

Did you take your meds?

What do you mean, did I

take my meds? Of course.

For God's sake, Mom.

Ha-ha-ha.

It's just, you don't spend money

like this when you're on them.

What are you saying, hm?

Nothing. It's nothing.

Just having a good time with

your friends. Isn't that all right?

Just because I'm sick from time to time,

I can't have a good time?

That's not what I'm saying.

We're having a good time. See?

That jacket is gorgeous. You see

that jacket? It's beautiful, right?

Oh, my... Oh, with the shoes.

Oh, my God, it's perfect. Come on, baby.

Just try something on. Try these on.

Wanna try these on? They're really cute.

We'll get three of these.

We'll get one for you and one for Grace.

Let's get three of them.

Thanks, Robin. You're awesome.

Plan B. There it is.

Right there in front of us.

I knew it. I knew it.

- Just trust and it will come.

- Oh, my gosh.

This is insane.

The fountain is plan B?

You're putting them in the fountain?

Really?

Freshwater.

Oh, my gosh.

It's like a giant aquarium, I guess.

- Make a wish upon each fish.

- Okay, guys. Out you go.

Out you go.

Ma'am, I don't think you can do that.

We should probably go.

Stick with your buddy.

- Don't get left behind.

- Ma'am.

- Mom.

- Freedom!

I got a lady

and three minors putting

some fish in the fountain.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Run, run, run.

Hoo-hoo!

Hey, Grace, come on.

Get in the car. Come on.

I wanna go home.

No.

Why?

I have homework. Can you

call your mom to pick us up?

"Us"? Izzy, you're not

messing this up for me.

Please don't.

Please come with us.

I wanna meet Ryan.

I'm going with your mom.

Yeah. Baby, Ryan.

Please, no. No, no, no.

You come with me.

And you can get a cab, right?

You got taxi money in your pocket.

No, no, no. Fine, fine.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I knew you would.

See? Freshwater.

They're gonna be fine.

- Ryan Gosling.

- Ryan Gosling, here we come.

- You are...

- That was so much fun, you guys.

I know. And your leopard pants.

Too much fun. Too much fun.

- And my shorts. Totally.

- They're so nice.

Mom, can we just please go home?

You are no fun.

This is why you're the designated

driver. You're the responsible one.

That's funny, honey.

That's really funny.

Unlike us. You are so not responsible.

I'm responsible sometimes.

Where are you girls

gonna go to school?

Where are you

gonna apply to college, huh?

CalArts. Yeah.

Ohh.

Great.

UCSB.

- Yeah.

- You see? Both of them,

local. Oh, my God.

This one, she wants to apply someplace like

the University of Lithuania. Ha-ha-ha!

I don't even know

where I want to apply yet.

Lithuania.

I mean, it's like the East Coast, right?

Well, yeah. The East Coast,

it's not that far away.

Not Lithuania. The East Coast.

It's not that far.

They're gonna love you in Lithuania.

Hey. Hey, you guys.

We're going to see Ryan Gosling.

You wanna come? Huh?

What are you laughing at?

Are you too cool for that?

What, are you too old

to go see Ryan Gosling?

Is that what it is?

Oh, we're too old, huh?

I'll show you who's too old, baby.

You wanna see who's too old?

He's hot.

Mom.

Mom, please stop it.

Whoo!

You need to slow down.

Slow down.

Whoo!

Slow down. It's fine.

Mom.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Robin. Robin.

- Robin, watch... Robin, watch out.

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