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# I have shed off

# All of my skin

#To let go of

# My inhibitions

# What you see is what you get

# I am exposed

# I am stripped

# I'm stripped

# I'm stripped

# Emotions worn on a sleeve

# Run only skin deep

# Stripped

# I have shed off

# All of my skin

#To let go of

# My inhibitions

# No facades

# Or pretenses

# I am exposed

# I am stripped

Hmm.

Hey.

There you go.

Hey, you.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Hello, there.

I'm, uh, your new upstairs

neighbor,

and tonight I'm having a,

well, a "welcome me" party.

I can't.

There is gonna be champagne.

And there's cookies.

I baked cookies!

Okay, bye-

Hey, Emilie, it's Lucy.

Look, I don't know what kind

of game you're playing,

or if you even gave me

the right number.

Just call me back, okay?

- Sorry for disturbing you

earlier.

That's okay.

Thanks.

You missed a hell of a party.

Well, not really.

Good night.

Wait, uh...

Do you want to come in?

Ah, it's late and all.

No, please.

Are you sure?

All right.

Are you all right?

Is someone out there?

It's not a boyfriend, is it?

Well, I guess that wasn't him.

L-O-L.

When I'm nudging you,

you should answer.

Sorry about all that earlier.

It was just meant to be

a bit of harmless role-play.

But you do have to admit,

you did make it harder

than it needed to be.

Mm.

Wow.

A monkey.

Can I hold him?

Yeah?

Aw, hey there.

I don't think he likes me

very much, does he?

Oh, you're a little cutie pie,

ain't ya?

What's his name?

Stitch.

Stitch.

Hello, Stitch.

Aw.

You're a cutie, ain't ya?

How rude of me.

You don't know my name.

I'm Russell, by the way.

- I don't need to know

your name.

Relax.

No one's who they say they are.

Online or off.

What do you want?

Nothing much, really.

Nothing you haven't already

done.

I want you...

to take your clothes off.

And I'm gonna shoot you.

I must say,

you have a very sexy

chat history, Lucy.

And so do your friends.

Who was it...

Lonely girl.

Now she was interesting.

And nearby.

- You can't just go through

my computer.

I can do whatever I want.

I mean, after all, I'm you.

Go ahead.

If you want to leave,

take them.

It's okay. Come on.

It's okay.

Look at me.

Next time,

I'm gonna stop you with this.

You got that?

Get up.

Are you trying to upset me, huh?

Is that what you want?

Now, you're gonna stand up

and you get over there

and you act f***ing sexy!

Please stand up!

Come.

Do you think I like this?

Huh'? Huh'?

Do you think I like this?

Eh'? Eh'?

Do you think I like this, hmm?

Look what you're making me do.

Eh'?

Do you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna out

your f***ing head off!

That's what I'm gonna

f***ing do!

Get up!

Get up, yeah.

Come on, that's better.

That's better.

Come on.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

All right, come closer.

Come on, come closer.

Come on.

You're doing good.

Please...

Shh, Shh.

Why are you doing this?

Because I'm a freak

and an ugly piece of sh*t.

- Please,

I didn't mean to say it.

Of course you did.

They all do.

Come on.

Before Lonely girl starts asking

the wrong type of questions.

You can put your clothes

back on.

You did good.

No, really.

We're done.

It's okay, put them back on.

Whoa, there.

No shoes in the pool area.

- And you are?

- The lifeguard.

Even more dangerous.

I know you.

Queen Semiramis.

Past life.

Babylon.

Or was it Pellinki?

Oh, Marrakesh.

That'll be 50 baht, please.

Pool fee.

Um... I have, uh...

a half-melted chocolate bar

and one, two, three small coins,

so...

knock yourself out.

- Hey, how about something

to relieve the terminal ennui

of human existence?

Good luck with that.

The rental office is which way?

- There's only one available

room up there,

and you don't want it.

- Why not?

- Bad karma.

I'm used to it.

- Fearless.

I like that.

- The spirits will protect you

if you make offering.

Do the spirits take Visa?

Hey, I've got an extra bed.

Problem solved.

Don't mind him.

He's a total slut,

but a mental virgin.

Come on,

I will show you around.

You're gonna love it here.

- This is Pigboy,

our resident sleaze.

- He wants to anger-bang me

in the most awful way.

Be super nice and he might take

a month off your rent.

Maybe two.

Here, everyone has a secret.

Or will.

Her name was Lucy.

She lived here only a few weeks.

Poor girl.

American, like you.

- Thai people have a thing

for ghosts.

They seem them everywhere,

especially the foreign ones.

I don't know why.

Maybe they just enjoy

seeing us dead.

What happened?

To Lucy?

Someone she met online.

A typical freak.

How many?

- Pardon?

- Victims.

Three, four.

Depends who you ask.

All of them headless.

I'm sure he's got the head

mounted on a wall

where he goes to jerk off

every night.

Sorry, I excel in bad taste.

I got this idea

for a social networking site.

It's called Assbook.

You know, like Facebook,

but just for dogs.

Only pictures of dog's asses.

- What else do you know about

the American girl-

Are you okay?

Yeah. Sh*t.

- I think you just earned

yourself

a couple of months free rent.

I'll take it.

You're so very badass.

- I'm picking them up.

I'm picking them up now.

I'm picking them up.

Just calm down.

- Yes, I'm doing it.

Please stop.

Stop!

Stop!

Stop it!

Stop it.

Didn't I say sorry?

You want money?

- There.

There's your money, okay?

Oh, you really must try this.

Good, no?

No.

I agree;

it's violently awful.

Ugh.

You can always tell

the Americans.

They smell like breath strips

and hand sanitizer.

That's harsh.

Wait for it.

They want to see Thailand,

but god forbid they touch it.

You're kind of awesome.

- And you're kind of cute

when you smile.

You should do it more often.

Except for right now.

Hi, lady!

I have a massage.

Welcome to massage.

Ignore guys like that.

10 baht, 10 baht, 10 baht.

- Don't speak. Don't stare.

Don't smile.

Isn't that right, sweetie?

- I don't see you

ignoring them.

I'm a professional.

You're a scammer magnet.

Big difference.

Okay, okay. Just moment.

Little trick you should know.

That was amazing.

Works every time.

Except the one time it didn't.

- Ow!

Watch it, a**hole!

Hey! Hey!

What the hell's your problem?

You bumped into me.

I said what's your problem,

a**hole?

- What's my problem?

- Yeah.

Help!

- Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up!

Shut up.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

- It's called

a thousand-year-old egg.

But I think it's not so old.

That is so disgusting.

But this...

is beautiful.

You want it?

- No, no, no, no.

- I want you to have it.

- No, no, no,

it looks much better on you.

So, why Bangkok?

Excuse me?

Of all places, why here?

- I decided to take a year off

from grad school

and see the world's best places.

Then what?

- Then onto a boring degree

in animal husbandry.

- Somehow I think there's more

to you than that.

I made a promise to myself

that I was not going to do

the expected.

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