Car Dogs
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- Year:
- 2016
- 104 min
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Available sales to the showroom.
Available sales
to the showroom, please.
Look...
I know how people feel
about car salesmen.
Most of the time,
I completely understand.
You might not
believe this, but...
I can't tell you how much I wanna
build something different.
Man:
I know.Honey, I know.
I hear you.
Woman, on telephone:
No, I do. I'm...
Mark, please.
I really do.
Yeah? Okay, so?
Ashley, you're right.
I promise...
I've had this reservation
for a month.
You're absolutely right.
Yeah. Okay.
I just can't...
Then I'll
see you at 5:
00.No, I can't. I...
Who makes a reservation...
Can't we just
push it to tomorrow?
Mark, I need you to understand
what this feels like.
Uh, okay. Okay.
I understand.
I do. No, I do. I do.
But you need to
understand, too, okay?
I am under
a lot of pressure here.
I'm not just...
We've talked about this,
and you're the one who told me.
- Yes, I know.
- To the floor.
I know. I know.
Stop being a wimp, then.
I know, and I meant that.
Okay, but you need
to listen, all right?
You just...
No, understand.
You know him, all right?
You know my dad,
and he is killing me right now.
Today I have had to do
some things that...
That I'm not exactly proud of,
and I need you, okay?
I just need you on my team.
I need you on my team
for one day, please.
I've always been
on your team, mark.
You are the one
who's canceling on me.
You just don't get it!
Well, why don't you
explain it to me then?
Because I don't have time, okay?
Don't have time
on our anniversary?
No, I don't have time, because I'm
supposed to be on the floor, okay?
Because I have a number that I
have to hit by the end of the day,
and once I do hit that
number, I swear to god
everything is gonna be different
for you and me, okay?
I promise. And I'm
not only talking about
all the money that
but about the time and attention
I'm gonna be able
to give our marriage,
our relationship, okay?
Ash?
Ash?
Boss, I got nothin'.
She's 70, right?
Right.
Then she sure as sh*t
didn't come down here
just to kick some tires,
now, did she?
100, 200, something,
anything, whatever it takes.
Available sales to the showroom.
Available sales to the showroom.
Salesman:
No problem.
Green pea.
Hmm?
Yeah, you.
My name's Tyler.
No, it's not.
It's green pea.
You get a name when you sell a car.
Who's training you?
He's...
Charlie, show Mr. Baldrich
to his new vehicle.
Yes.
Zig Ziglar
just closed number 15,
and I hope that Roley
has a big band.
I like to wear my watches
nice and loose.
Hey, are you training this?
I'm facilitating his career.
Well, then please do so,
because I don't need him
standing on the showroom floor,
looking like a lost puppy
that can't find his mom.
Come on, Simba.
Let's go.
Hey! Mother-daughter
two-car deal.
Where we at?
They'll be here in an hour.
Better be, 'cause according
to this, you only have 3 1/2.
Mark:
Where we at?Well, Christian's make 15.
I just closed Caleb's for 16,
which means we
got about 3 1/2 hours
to sell another 19.
The good news?
You'll be lucky if that number
doesn't jump back up
to 20 or 21.
What? Why?
Yes, because Christian's
mother-daughter two-car deal
has yet to show.
Yeah, I know.
And Sharon's guy
from yesterday called.
Whoa. Wait, the guy that was
hitting on her all day?
Yes, him.
What?
What did he call about?
What does he want?
He called her to tell 'em
he's on his way back in.
His way back in to do what?
Unwind. What the f***
do you think, mark?
F***.
Yeah, f***.
You got your work
cut out for you, mark.
Could you give us
a minute, please, Caleb?
Look, Boyd, I get it.
You're pissed off,
and that's fine,
but don't pretend
like you don't have something
at stake here, too.
So, please, wait till 5:00 P.M.
before you crucify me.
I'm not here
to crucify you, okay?
But that sh*t that happened
with Scott today
was a chickenshit move,
and you know it.
Look, I know it's not easy working for
your old man, but you gonna have...
Don't go there.
Look, if anybody deserves
around here, it's Reynolds.
Got one, baby.
F***.
"F***" is right.
This mooch,
this credit criminal,
this is the guy
you spent
the last three hours with.
He's that bad?
Sh*t.
This guy couldn't buy
love from his mother, Quinn.
Heh. You like jokes?
F*** you.
Now go throw this cocksucker out
and grab another up, or
better yet, you know what?
Don't until you learn
how to do your f***ing job.
Eh?
Caleb, board.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
It's just after 1:30,
which means we have
less than 3 1/2 hours
to put another 19 sleds
on the road.
So if you're looking forward to
seeing your paychecks on Monday
or to getting a portion of this
then I want you all to pull
your heads out of your asses
right now, because
the clock is ticking,
and with 16 cars boarded,
300 is very long, long
way to go, so let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Go get it.
Wow. Moving.
Reynolds, what's your problem?
My problem?
Mark, I'm not the one who's been
walking around here all
day, crying about Scottie.
Sh*t, if you ask me, we should
have fired his ass months ago.
And yet no one asked you.
You know, it's funny, Boyd.
Why is it that you're only
tough when he's around?
Hey, you feeling froggy,
Reynolds, just jump.
You know, come
to think of it, mark,
with all the rope you've given
Scott this last six months,
you could have hung two people.
Oh, you son of a b*tch.
Let's go, you and me right now.
Like I said, Boyd, you're
only tough when he's around.
Well, try that sh*t when he's
not around, motherf***er.
Hey! Hey!
'Cause I will kick
your motherfucking ass, man!
I will break your f***ing neck!
Woman:
Hey! Hey!You know, if I thought
it would help,
I suggest the two of you just drop
your pants and get it over with,
but I'm afraid that wouldn't
pan out so well for Reynolds.
You're damn right it won't.
Actually, with the size
of your dick, Sharon,
my money's on you.
Ah. Ah. Not today.
You know, one of these days,
I'm gonna let him
beat the sh*t out of you.
Oh, are you?
Are you, really?
Hey, can we get back to selling
cars and my little problem?
Yeah. I heard.
So what's his deal?
Other than he wants to
unwind, I don't know.
Maybe he's coming
out of the ether.
That or his old lady told
him to bring it back.
Okay, well, just so you know,
I'm not unwinding sh*t,
not today.
Man:
You guysf***ed me here!
I told the both of you I
need to speak to the owner.
I know my rights.
I'm returning this car.
No. No. Sharon, I told you
I am not unwinding sh*t.
I don't care how mad he gets,
he better enjoy his new car,
and if he has
a problem with that,
then he better
find himself a new wife.
Yo, boss.
What?
Yours is sitting in your office.
Where's the owner?
I know my f***ing rights.
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