Carnage Page #2
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
So what do we do? Do we respond right
away?
ALAN:
No, my problem is the A.S.M. You
have an Annual Stockholders
Meeting in two weeks. Did you
schedule a contingency for
litigation?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
I’m not sure, I’ll have to check.
ALAN:
OK. And Walter, Walter. Talk to PR
and find out if it was picked up
anywhere else.
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Right, right.
7.
ALAN:
And call me back.
(hangs up:
)Sorry.
MICHAEL:
So you're like a...
ALAN:
An attorney.
NANCY:
And yourself?
MICHAEL:
Houseware supply. Penelope is a
writer and she works part time in a
bookstore, mostly art books and
history books.
NANCY:
A writer?
PENELOPE:
I co-wrote a volume about Sabean
civilization, working from artifacts
recovered when they resumed digs
after the Ethiopia-Eritrea conflict.
And now I have a book coming out in
January about the Darfur tragedy.
NANCY:
So you specialize in Africa.
PENELOPE:
I'm interested in that part of the
world.
NANCY:
Do you have any other children?
PENELOPE:
One daughter. Courtney is nine.
She's very angry at her father right
now. He got rid of the hamster last
night.
NANCY:
You got rid of the hamster?
MICHAEL:
Yeah. Made such a racket at night.
Those things sleep during the day.
Ethan was going crazy. He couldn’t
stand the racket that hamster made.
Now, I don't mind telling you, I been
wanting to get rid of the thing for
the longest time.
(MORE)
8.
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
So I thought, that's it. I took it
out and left it in the street.
NANCY:
You left it in the street?
MICHAEL:
I figured it was a gutter-sewer kind
of animal, but no. It was scared out
of its wits, out there, on that
sidewalk. Truth is, they're not pets
and they're not wild. I don't know
where they belong. Drop them in aclearing in the woods, they're still
not happy. I mean where are you
supposed to put them?
NANCY:
You just left him outside?
PENELOPE:
He did, and then he tried to convince
Courtney that the hamster ran away.
Which, of course, she wasn't buying.
ALAN:
And this morning the hamster was
gone?
MICHAEL:
Gone.
PENELOPE:
And you? What kind of work do you do?
NANCY:
I'm an investment broker.
PENELOPE:
Would it be possible -- and I’m just
going to come out and ask you
directly -- could Zachary apologize
to Ethan?
ALAN:
It would be good if they talked.
NANCY:
He's got to apologize, Alan. He has
to actually say he's sorry.
ALAN:
Yeah, I mean sure, probably.
PENELOPE:
Well is he sorry?
9.
ALAN:
He knows what he did. He didn't
realize how serious it was. He's
eleven years old.
PENELOPE:
Eleven is not a baby.
MICHAEL:
It's not an adult either. We didn't
ask you, you want some coffee or tea?
Is there any cobbler left, Penny? She
makes a mean cobbler!
ALAN:
You got espresso?
MICHAEL:
Yeah.
ALAN:
(checking his watch)
I wouldn’t mind a cup.
NANCY:
A glass of water.
MICHAEL:
(to PENELOPE:
)Espresso for me too, babe. And bring
the cobbler.
PENELOPE leaves the room. After a short beat:
MICHAEL (CONT'D)
You got to taste this cobbler.
MICHAEL suddenly rises, follows PENELOPE out.
In the LONGSTREET kitchen, PENELOPE is busy at the espresso
machine. MICHAEL enters.
MICHAEL:
Where’s the cobbler?
They look around the room. Then PENELOPE opens the
refrigerator and takes a cake dish out.
PENELOPE:
She put the cobbler in the fridge
again! I don’t know what language I
should speak to her in.
MICHAEL takes out some plates and spoons.
10.
MICHAEL:
They’re nice, right?
PENELOPE:
Do you need to tell everyone I’m a
writer?
MICHAEL sets out a tray, including the cobbler.
MICHAEL:
You are a writer. You wrote a book.
In the living room, the COWAN’s have changed positions:
NANCY is sitting in another seat, as if she had gotten up to
look at something in the meantime. ALAN is now seated as
well.
NANCY:
A very nice couple, admit it.
ALAN:
Very.
MICHAEL comes back with the tray.
MICHAEL:
A good cobbler isn’t easy to make.
NANCY:
True.
MICHAEL sets the tray on the coffee table. During the
following dialog, he carves out portions on the plates and
hands them to his guests.
ALAN:
What do you sell?
MICHAEL:
Decorative hardware. Door locks,
handles, copper fittings. And kitchen
equipment, pots and pans...
ALAN:
That a good living?
MICHAEL:
You know, it's not like we had any
banner years or anything. It was
tough starting out. But long as I'm
out there every morning, with my
catalog and my sample case, it's a
living. Although the cast iron
roasting pans do pick up around the
holidays!
11.
ALAN:
Yeah.
Beat.
NANCY:
When you saw the hamster was
terrified, why didn't you bring it
home?
MICHAEL:
Cause I don't touch them.
NANCY:
You put it on the sidewalk.
PENELOPE returns with the coffee.
MICHAEL:
It was in the cage. I flipped it
over. No way I'm touching those
things.
PENELOPE:
(to ALAN:
)Sugar?
ALAN:
No, no sugar. What kind of cobbler
you make?
PENELOPE:
Apple and pear.
NANCY:
Apple and pear?
PENELOPE:
Yeah, it’s my own little recipe.
(giggles:
)It's too cold. Shame.
NANCY:
Apple and pear, that's new to me.
PENELOPE:
Apple and pear is a classic. But
there’s a trick to it.
NANCY:
Really?
PENELOPE:
You have to cut the pear thicker than
the apple, because the pear cooks
faster.
12.
NANCY:
Oh, right.
MICHAEL:
She's not telling you the real
secret.
PENELOPE:
Let them taste it.
ALAN:
Very good. Very good.
NANCY:
Delicious.
PENELOPE:
Gingerbread crumbs!
NANCY:
Oh my God.
PENELOPE:
It's sort of a souped-up Betty
Crocker recipe. To be honest, I got
the idea from his mother.
ALAN:
Gingerbread, fantastic. At least we
get a new recipe out of this, huh?
PENELOPE:
I wish my son didn't have to lose two
teeth in the process.
ALAN:
Yeah, of course, that's what I meant.
NANCY:
You have a novel way of expressing
it.
ALAN:
No, hey. I....
His cell vibrates - he checks the display.
ALAN (CONT'D)
I have to take this...
(on phone:
)Yes, Walter.
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Here’s my question: Can we do a
letter-to-the-editor?
13.
ALAN:
No. No letters to the editor.
You'll just fan the flames.
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
We can't just turn a blind eye to
this!
ALAN:
Was it scheduled?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Well, no.
ALAN:
Uh-huh.
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
We decided to let it go.
ALAN:
What are these disorders anyway?
What's ataxia?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Lack of balance, unsteady or jerky
gait. But that’s if you take the
whole bottle!
ALAN:
And in normal doses?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Normal doses? Rarely.
ALAN:
How long have you known this?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Two years. Two and a half years.
ALAN:
And in all that time you haven't
recalled it?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
You’re joking, right? Might as well
file for Chapter 13.
ALAN:
revenues?
WALTER (O.S. - TEL)
Somewhere around half a billion
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