Carnal Knowledge

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( music playing )

Man #1:

If you had a choice...

Man #2:

Yeah?

...would you rather

love a girl,

or have her

love you?

I'd want it mutual.

If you couldn't

have it mutual.

Would I rather be

the one who loves,

or is loved?

Yeah.

It's not that

easy a question.

I think I'd rather

be in love.

Me, too.

I wouldn't want

to get hurt, though.

You were in love

with Gloria.

I was starting

to be in love with her,

then she let me feel her up

on the first date.

Turned me right off.

You kept going

with her, though.

Well, she let me

feel her up.

( both chuckling )

Yeah, what

about Gwen?

Her I could talk to.

I've never been able

to talk to any girl.

I was really getting

crazy about her.

She's stuck up.

Wouldn't let me

lay a hand on her.

So I went back

to Gloria.

Well, you want

perfection.

What do you want,

wise guy?

She just has to

be nice, that's all.

You wouldn't

want her beautiful?

She doesn't have

to be beautiful.

I would like her

built, though.

I want mine

sexy-looking.

I wouldn't want her

to look like a tramp.

Sexy doesn't mean

she has to look

like a tramp.

There's a middle ground,

you know?

I would want

that, yeah.

Tall, very tall...

Eww, that

would scare me.

( both chuckling )

She should be very

understanding.

Start the same

sentences together.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Big tits...

( both chuckling )

Yeah, but

still a virgin.

I don't care

about that.

Come on.

I wouldn't mind

if she was a little

ahead of me,

with those big tits,

and knew hundreds

of different ways.

I want more

of a companion.

The other stuff

I can get on

the outside.

The first time

I do it,

I want it beautiful.

I don't want to

waste it on some beast.

I feel the same way

about getting laid

as I feel about

going to college.

I'm being pressured

into it.

( whispered conversation )

You like that?

Yeah.

I give her to you.

What's wrong with her?

I'm a generous guy.

Yeah, I'm grateful.

How do I break

the news to her?

You go over there.

Yeah?

There's a way to talk

to girls, you know?

Tell her a joke.

What joke?

Tell her about

your unhappy childhood.

That's not bad.

But don't make it

like an act.

No.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, schmuck.

If you don't, I will.

You?

You can't even stand up.

I f***ed up.

It's my turn.

What do you mean,

it's your turn?

She's mine,

you gave her to me.

You struck out.

I get two more times

at bat.

This is

the first time

I've ever been to

a college mixer.

- Me too. I hate them.

- I hate them too.

It's such a phony way

of meeting people.

Everybody

puts on an act.

So, even if you

meet somebody,

you don't know

who you're meeting.

'Cause you're

meeting the act.

That's right,

not the person.

I'm not sure

I agree.

- With what?

- With what you said.

No, I don't either.

You don't agree

with what you said?

How do you

feel about it?

I think people only

like to think they're

putting on an act,

but it's not an act,

it's really them.

If they think it's an act,

they feel better,

because they think

they can always change it.

You mean, they're

kidding themselves,

because it's not

really an act.

Yes, it is an act,

but they're the act.

The act is them.

But if it's them,

then how can it

be an act?

- Because they're an act.

- But they're also real.

- No.

- I'm not real?

- No.

- I'm an act.

It's all right,

I'm an act too.

Don't you behave

differently with

different people?

No.

With your family?

I thought you meant

different people.

Well, sure,

with my family--

And with friends,

you're another way.

Well, sure,

with my friends.

And with your teachers,

you're still another way.

So which one is you?

Well, when you

put it that way...

You ought to be

a lawyer.

I'm gonna be

a lawyer.

A lady lawyer.

Um... you're from

Smith, right?

Uh-huh.

Do you like it?

Yeah, I like it

all right.

Do you like Amherst?

Sure,

why shouldn't I?

My parents worked

very hard to send me.

I'd better like it.

Do you have a name

or something?

Susan.

I'm Sandy.

I think you can

make out with her.

Think so?

She's stuff.

You think so?

I wouldn't kick her

out of bed.

I shouldn't try

somebody else, then?

Who?

( both laughing )

She was the best-looking

girl at the whole mixer.

I'll say that

for her...

Wasn't she?

Her tits were too small.

Yeah, I was

thinking that.

The hell with her.

But her legs were great.

You think so?

Standing so close,

I really couldn't

tell about her legs.

I wouldn't

kick her out of bed.

She's got some

funny ideas.

I wouldn't kick her

out of bed.

Don't rush me,

please.

What's the matter?

I like you

very much, Susan.

It's our third date.

I like you too.

You let me

kiss you last week.

And this week.

If I could kiss you

once last week,

I should be able to

kiss you at least

twice tonight.

- Well?

- You're the only boy

I know that

I can talk to.

I can't see you

being quiet

for any guy.

No, not quiet,

exactly.

But if you know

somebody's not going

to approve of

what you are...

- Whatever that is.

- Whatever that is.

Well, you just

don't tell him.

I mean, if I like

a boy and I want him

to keep liking me,

and I'm brighter

than he is,

I have to not show it

or I'll lose him,

so it's hard.

Well, I wouldn't want

anyone overly bright.

Yeah, but you wouldn't

feel threatened.

I might be bothered

a little.

I don't think

you would nearly as

much as some people.

Now, for instance,

someday I want to

write novels.

Not now, but you know,

later on,

when I have

something to say.

Now, that doesn't

threaten you, does it?

- No...

- ( bell tolling )

Maybe a little.

Don't press so hard.

See, it's better

when it's gentle.

See?

What are you

grinning at?

Did you

feel her up yet?

Come on,

I like this girl.

I don't want

to ruin things.

Was I right

about kissing her?

Listen, we had

a big fight over it.

And you won?

Well, I don't know

if I won or not.

Why are you

letting yourself

be pushed around?

You're the one who's

pushing me around!

I guess I won.

Sure, I won.

She kissed me

five times.

Now, that's when

you should've

put your hand

on her tit.

Come on, when this girl's

nice enough to kiss me,

I should do that to her?

You act as if she's

doing you a favor.

Well, it is sort of

a favor, isn't it?

I mean, when a girl

lets you kiss her

and, you know,

go on from there.

Feel her up

and, you know,

the rest of it.

Go all the way

and the rest of it.

I mean,

isn't it a favor?

What's in it for her?

I mean, if she's not

getting paid or anything.

F*** you.

( laughing )

Okay, okay,

I'll feel her up.

Sandy, please take

your hand off my breast.

- Why?

- 'Cause I want you to.

How can it be any

fun for you if you

know I don't want it?

I didn't say

it was fun.

Then why is your

hand where it is?

Because,

the way we're going,

by this time,

I should be

feeling you up.

I don't feel that way

about you, Sandy.

I feel that way

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