Carry on Jatta Page #5

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father-in-law Mr. Dhillon.

And this is my husband Goldie.

- Good day.

Good day.

You have built a beautiful house.

Thank you. - We have not built it,

the masons have done it.

Houses are built by

masons only, not goldsmiths!

DalJeet, did you tell her

about the rent? - Yes. Rs 7000/-.

You give us Rs 6500/-.

That's so nice of you. Thank you.

You are welcome.

lf its fine with you,

can we move in today?

Today? Who has seen the future?

You can move in right now.

l will talk to my husband and

get back to you. - Sure. Sure.

You talk to your husband;

l'll make tea and come. - Okay.

Normally you don't

spare anyone Rs. 5..

..how come you

are so liberal today?

Actually son, this girl looks very

similar to your mother Parvati.

lf she looks like my mother,

we should bear a loss of Rs 500?

We will consider that we gave a

donation of Rs 500 for your mother.

Donation?

- Yes.

While she was

alive she craved for every penny.

Useless kids. Can't

give me any happiness.

Hello.

- Yes Mahi.

Where are you?

- At the shop.

Guess what?

- What?

l found a house to stay for us.

- Good.

l got it along with the

furniture for Rs. 6500 rent.

We won't have to buy anything.

- Very good.

Do you think l am smart?

l always thought you were smart..

..that's why l sent you

to look for the house.

Listen, listen. Listen carefully.

This time again your favourite..

..Mr. Charandas is standing

for election of MC.

Strange.

The same announcement is happening

here and also at the shop?

There can be two Charandas

standing for the election.

What are you doing in Model Town?

l am standing near the house.

But how do you know

that l am in Model Town?

The other Charandas

is from Model Town.

Okay.

Now you put

Charandas aside and come here.

Note down the address.

- No..

Jass..

l can't move my hands.

Sms it to me.

l don't understand one thing..

..hearing good news

your hands stop moving.

You talk in your sleep. While

you are awake you can't talk.

You are happy marrying me,

aren't you?

Am very happy.

Fine. Come quickly. Bye.

Thought of anything?

- No.

You stand, l will think.

- Okay.

Thought of anything?

- No.

Both of us will think.

From here and here.

ldea! l have thought of something.

Go directly to Mahi and

tell her that the house..

..in which you are

thinking you are the tenant..

..you are the owner of that house.

She will be happy.

l thought you were an idiot, but

you turned out to be a double idiot.

You think she will embrace me?

She will remove

her slipper and say..

..RanJha, that one used to

graze cattle, you grazed me?

l don't understand

what is happening.

ls it bad luck of seven years?

- Yes.

Tell me, that is going on.

We will do one thing. We

will call your house..

..and tell them the

tenant that you have kept..

..she is not a normal tenant..

..she has direct

contacts with Taliban.

We will make a photo

on the computer..

..that Mahi is tying

'Rakhi' to Laden.

They will throw her out.

l unnecessarily called you a double

idiot.. you are a triple idiot.

What happened?

- What do you think?

They will throw

her out of the house?

They will call the

police station for a reward.

We will get out of one

mess and get into another.

This is a headache.

Honey.

- What?

ldea.

- What?

My family has not yet

seen Mahi's husband. - Yes.

lf someone goes to my

house as Mahi's husband. - Yes.

And misbehaves with my family.

- Yes.

Mistreats them.

- Yes.

They will then throw them out.

What a great idea! Amazing!

But the problem is where will

we find such a shameless guy.

What do you mean?

What do you mean? What?

Now such a shameless

guy is available here..

..should we go elsewhere

to look for a shameless guy?

ls this friendship?

- Crazy..

Get lost.

Come.

This is my father.

And this is my brother Goldie.

Hello.

Father, this is my friend.

My childhood friend.

He is the husband of the lady

whom you gave the room on rent.

We met Just outside.

Really. After such a long time.

- Strange!

When we last met, l got

electrocuted after that..

..l was stuck to open wires.

And l lost my memory.

A sensible person does

not go near open wires.

No, no.. l mean the wires

were covered, my feet were open.

We have heard the

person who is electrocuted..

..he recovers his memory.

This is the first person we

have seen who has lost his memory.

By the way, it is time for me and

my wife to go off to sleep. Come on.

Shall we go on top

and sleep together?

No. This is the gate. Go out.

Get lost from here.

We have paid rent of Rs.

6500, for the house..

..you all are not

going to sleep here.

Very good, in Rs. 6500

you want the whole house?

Have you come from Bangladesh?

Don't you know about

the inflation in lndia?

Do you see the top floor?

That is yours.

- That one?

Yes.

Rs 6500 for that?

We can get that for Rs. 4500.

You said your father is a lawyer?

He is a thief.

Hey! Why did you call my

father a very big thief?

When did l say 'very big'

l Just said he is a thief..

..you added 'very big' yourself.

lf not today, you

will say it tomorrow.

You must have thought about it.

Father, why did you give

such a person a room on rent?

l saw his wife and gave the room.

Seeing him, l would not

give him a bathroom on rent.

And l didn't know he is your

friend. l would not have given.

Father, relax. Cool, cool.

You feel the rent is too much?

You are his friend.

Give us Rs 4500. - Oh!

What? Tell them..

..speak..

Strange!

One person goes in the east, one

in the north and one in the south.

l think you son and

father are not blood related.

We want to make you our tenant..

..we don't want to do

our DNA test from you.

You are such a shameless guy!

What are you talking?

l don't understand who gave

him such a beautiful girl.

His wife's face will state that

her husband is a rascal. - Yes.

Let it be father. What

have you got to do with it?

Why should we say anything

good or bad about others.

You pick up your luggage and

get lost. Get lost from here.

Throw him out of here. Just go.

Shut up. Being the son of such

illiterate people you..

..are throwing me out in English.

Father?

- Shameless man!

You are telling me,

'who gave me his daughter'..

..who gave you a degree?

Did anyone not tell you that

before you remove a tenant..

..you need to give

one month's notice?

l see. So you will

deal with us with law?

ls this friendship?

Take your luggage

and get lost from here.

Father has said it.

Father has said it.

This time you removed

him in one day.

One minute, Jass. Stop right there.

You want a month's notice, right?

Given.

But on the 31st day,

l should not see your face here.

No..

l did not do it deliberately.

lts better to have an intelligent

enemy than a stupid friend like you.

What should l do?

There my father keeps saying,

who will give you his daughter..

..and here your father

started saying the same.

Who gave you his daughter?

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