Carry on Jatta Page #8

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One goes, the other comes.

One goes, the other comes.

What are they doing?

Saved!

Listen to me.

What sort of a father you have?

So much investigation

the immigration person..

..at the airport does

not do as much as he does.

Do you have the status

to go to the airport?

The amount of noise

you have made and come..

..no one will let you

come to a bus-depot. Get lost.

You are the limit.

People get work done

and give food to eat.

You are sending your friend hungry.

My hunger has died and

you are starved? Get lost!

Then who told you to go around

the market embracing sister-in-law?

She was your own, not a stranger

that she will not meet you again.

lf l push you down then no

part of yours also will be found.

Who is it?

- Gorilla.

l mean, Billa. Billa.

Billa.

First the moon comes up..

Then the stars come up.

Today again the ladder is here?

How did it come here?

l think l will have

to climb up and find out.

To which mother are you

going to donate upstairs?

Son, l am not going anywhere,

you are mistaken.

What is the ladder doing here?

- ls messing around.

You want to lift it?

You don't listen to me.

l said, before l came

the ladder was kept here.

l am your son,

but l am not that crazy.

Speak softly, l was Just..

What are you blabbering?

Now l have understood..

why you added extra clarified

butter in the lentils.

Useless son! You talk all nonsense.

l added extra clarified

butter in the lentils..

..as my brain nerves were stiff.

At this age why do

you want to soften them?

You stop..

DalJeet, you here?

Okay.. that's why you

were saying sleep quickly.

DalJeet, you are mistaken.

l have not brought this ladder

here. Father has brought it.

He had brought it yesterday too.

- Very good.

You can't bring fame to my name..

..instead you are defaming me.

DalJeet dear, l am surprised myself.

Everyday the ladder is kept here.

Why are you looking at me?

Whenever l have climbed the

ladder it is to remove the spiders.

Now will you do

circus here all night?

Now why are you staring like that?

Get down, give a hand to your

mother and keep it in the store.

You have destroyed me.

Destroyed me.

You have wounded me in love.

ln love.

You have destroyed me.

You have wounded me in love.

lntoxicated in your love..

..he keeps waiting for you.

l have engraved

your name on my chest.

With the grace of God,

l have seen the world.

But since the time

you have come into my life..

..this world does

not matter to me.

With the grace of God,

l have seen the world.

But since the time

you have come into my life..

this world does not matter to me.

Only a lucky guy will have your

henna imprints outside his house.

l have engraved

your name on my chest.

Preet.. Preet, listen to me.

l am the type of person

who gets up at 1.30 everyday..

..l got up at 7 am,

the clock started laughing.

What is his problem?

You are not talking.

A boy is coming to see me.

Hello. What boy

is coming to see you?

How does it matter to you?

He is from Gidadbane. Happy.

Hello.

Who is this Happy who

is hell bent on making me sad.

Happy from Gidadbane.

He must be making

some sweets there.

You have a factory to make

helicopters here, right? Loser.

That is not the thing. l love you.

And listen,

if you marry anyone else.

l will tie a nail to my body

and l will come under your car.

l will die, but none of

your tires will also be saved.

You will know when there

are fireworks near Batinda.

l don't understand, Honey.

Why are you running after me?

Where am l running after you,

my shoes are biting me anyway?

You are not ready to

stand and listen to me.

Hello. Listen to me.

lt's a request. l request you.

Refuse the boy.

l have put such a song as my ring

tone which has your name on it.

l am in love (Preet) with you,

beloved.

Honey, Honey, don't sing. Please.

l swear,

l will never sing all my life.

You Just refuse the boy.

Okay. And l will sit

unmarried all my life.

You will not talk to your parents.

Parents? l mean they are elderly..

how many years will they live.

We will wait for a few years.

- Honey, listen to me carefully.

l will not get married

against my parents wish.

And if you really love me, bring

your dad and talk to my parents.

Otherwise come to meet me sometime.

Gidadbane.

The place where a bus does

not go directly from Jallandar..

..l should come there

to give your children gifts.

l will have to make arrangements

to keep you in Jallandar.

This is what l wanted

to talk to you about.

Are you done?

Tell me one thing truthfully.

Do l look crazy?

By actions you look like but

by your face you don't look like.

Atleast you cleared one

thing that l don't look crazy.

l have cleared, right?

Now come on get up and

go to the girl's house..

..and talk about my marriage.

What should l tell them?

What does the boy do?

Tell them he is

after her since long.

No, l mean what does

he do for a living?

The extra income that you

get from the police station..

..file my tax returns from that.

You are sitting

at the police station.

And you are talking

about extra income.

You yourself are not set.

Your father who has Just got set..

..you will upset him.

l tell you the whole mistake is

of the people of my mother's side.

They sent their daughter with you.

From your side you say with pride..

..that l took fireworks

to take your mother.

And now at my time,

you have fizzled out.

l cannot spoil the

life of another's daughter.

You can spoil your son's life.

You keep breaking small eggs here.

Come with me,

we will go for the hen.

HarJeet, come here quick.

Yes, sir.

Ready the machine.

How do we run the machine?

There is no electricity.

Then run the generator.

There is no diesel

in the generator too, sir.

The tempo we caught

in the morning..

..it is filled with diesel,

remove it.

Yes, remove it.

Remove the diesel from the tempo.

l will anyway publish it in the

Newspaper that my father is corrupt.

l have been wanting to

publish in the newspaper..

..since such a long time

that my son is an idiot.

Daddy, listen to me,

my marriage will take place there.

But this will be the first

marriage where the entire city..

..will go in the marriage procession,

only the father will not go.

Listen to me.

lf you take any wrong step..

l will bring the entire

wedding procession..

..along with your companion to the

police station and beat them up.

This will be the first marriage

when there won't be gifts given..

..but there will be beating.

l don't know about the beating..

..but there will surely

be dancing in this police station.

What happened?

- Let me die, Jass.

No Honey, wait.

Don't stop me, my friend.

Don't stop me.

l am not stopping you.

Wait for a month.

Let my problem be solved

then l will kill you myself.

Very good!

People have friends

who are like their father..

..but my friend is

Just like my father.

l feel like clapping on this.

But l can't do so

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