Cars 2 Page #10

MATER:

I never leak I never leak I never

leak...

He sees someone leaving a stall. He heads in.

IN THE STALL - Mater enters, looks up.

MATER:

Wowee...

The stall is a complicated apparatus with buttons and lights.

High-tech Japanese. It suddenly GRABS MATER, hoists him up as

if he's going to get an oil change.

MATER:

What in the---

A Japanese style cartoon CARICATURE appears on a TV MONITOR,

followed by images of waterfalls and rivers.

MATER:

(GIGGLING)

Hey, that tickles.

The caricature starts talking in Japanese. Suddenly WATER

FIRES UP underneath Mater's undercarriage, goosing him. He

freaks out.

OUTSIDE THE STALL - With Mater's yells audible we see a

GREMLIN enter, furtive. Suddenly, inexplicably, his frame

BREAKS APART like an egg, revealing an AMERICAN MUSCLE CAR

underneath. The pieces of the Gremlin disappear under him,

clearly his disguise. This is ROD REDLINE - American Agent.

32.

ROD REDLINE:

Okay, McMissile. I'm here. It's

time for the drop.

INT. PARTY - SAME

HOLLEY, rolls along by herself. Nervous. DING! Her rearview

monitor springs to life.

HOLLEY (INTO RADIO)

The American has activated his

tracking beacon.

FINN (OVER RADIO)

Roger that. Move in.

INT. BATHROOM - SAME

Rod Redline, waiting at a sink, feels a presence behind him.

GREM and ACER have entered, hesitate briefly when they see

Rod Redline.

Rod Redline, careful, slides a gun out of his tire. He is

suddenly CHARGED by the AMCs --- Rod SPINS AROUND and gets a

shot off but is SLAMMED HEAD FIRST. A TIGHT, CLOSE-QUARTERS

FIGHT begins ---

IN THE STALL - Mater, still TRAPPED, is now being SCRUBBED as

if in a car wash. He is helpless.

OUTSIDE THE STALL - Rod is being pulverized. Just when he

scrambles away from one car, the other one takes over.

IN THE STALL - Mater is mercifully released, but when he

backs out ---

--- Rod Redline is THROWN INTO MATER'S STALL DOOR, crunching

it and sending Mater ---

--- BACK INTO THE CLUTCHES of the insane toilet.

INT. PARTY - SAME

Holley isolates the tracking beacon's location in the party.

HOLLEY:

Oh, you've got to be joking.

FINN:

What's the problem, Shiftwell?

HOLLEY:

He's in the loo.

33.

FINN:

So go in!

HOLLEY:

I can't just go into the men's loo.

FINN:

Time is of the essence, Shiftwell.

INT. BATHROOM - OUTSIDE THE STALL

Rod Redline is in bad shape. He backs away, betrays a look of

concern. He's in trouble here.

ACER burns rubber, ready to finish him off. Just as he shifts

into DRIVE ---

--- MATER'S STALL DOOR KICKS OPEN, knocking ACER out. Mater

jumps out, face-to-face GREM.

MATER:

(out of breath)

Whatever you do, I would not go in

there.

The door SWINGS shut, revealing the pulverized Acer.

MATER:

A Gremlin and a Pacer!

Rod Redline, now behind Mater and sensing an opportunity

here, quickly produces A SMALL DEVICE.

MATER:

(to Grem and Acer)

No offense to your makes and

models, but you guys break down

harder than my cousin Betsy after

she got left at the ---

Rod Redline, surreptitiously attaches the device to Mater's

undercarriage.

MATER:

(as he's goosed)

--- altar!

He spins around, sees Rod Redline for the first time.

MATER:

Are you okay?

ROD REDLINE:

I'm fine.

34.

GREM:

Hey. Tow truck.

Mater turns back to Grem and Acer.

GREM:

We'd like to get to our private

business here, if you don't mind.

MATER:

Oh, yeah. Don't let me get in the

way of your "private business."

Oh! A little advice: When you hear

her giggle and see that waterfall,

you best press that green button.

GREM:

Thank you.

MATER:

It's to adjust the temperature.

ACER:

Got it.

MATER:

Remember it's in Celsius, not

Fahrenheit.

GREM AND ACER:

Get outta here!

MATER:

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