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rule number one:

Gate closes you race

wait, no no. I am not a racer

rule number two:
Last

car standing wins

and rule number three: No cursing

it's family night

excuse me sir

wait, no. I am just a trainer

and make way for the

undefeated crazy 8 champion

the diva of

demolition, Miss Fritter

look here boys

we got us a couple of rookies

I wanna call you muddy brichards

and you lemonade

hey, neither one of them has a single dent

oh, I am gonna fix that

all right, every body

let's go racing.

I am about to commit a moving violation

Cruz

what are you doing?

You gotta keep moving

I shouldn't be out here

move Cruz! Move!

What do I do?I can't steer

turn right to go left

turn right to go left

that doesn't make any sense

turn right to go left

hey patty..

Oh, hi bear!

Look mom, I can drive

oh, man

Nice day for a drive, eh?

hey, buddy get out of my way

hey, I am driving here.

Look at my new hat!

I am flying no, I am not flying.

I got it

Cruz

ah, buddy move it

turn right to go left

turn right to go left

come on

buckle up everybody

it's Fritter time

Fritter! Fritter! Fritter!

Fritter!

We love you Miss Fritter!

Cruz

Miss Fritter is down

nobody touches him. He is mine

you will get down Whipple Filter

come on, McQueen

you can go, come on.

Miss Fritter's can get up right folks

she is not pleased

you about to feel the wrath of the lower

bell bell county unified school desperate

ladies and gentlemen we have a winner

Francis Beltline

is that me, that's me

I won I won

Cruz! Cruz!

No no no no watch out...

Whipple filter

it's Lightning McQueen

got my tires dirty at

thunder hollow

the fans here in thunder hollow

still buzzing over

tonight's unexpected

appearance of Lightning McQueen

he has always been my favorite

my garage is covered from head

to toe with 95 posters

so.

Trophies are kind of nice

don't you think.

I mean I know you got like a

billion of them so you would know.

I still can't believe I won

it's pretty shiny, I have

never seen one up close

looks like they spent a lot of money on it

i mean I think it's real nut up

stop! just stop! Okay, Cruz

you don't even know

you don't even have one clue.

Hey!I was just trying to...

Do you know

what happens if I lose this race

every mile of this trip was to get

me faster than Jackson Storm

faster.

I start off getting

nowhere for a week on a simulator

I lose a whole day with

you on fireball beach

and then I waste tonight and then

a crosshairs for Miss Fritter

i'm stuck in the same speed i

was a month ago

I can't get any faster because i'm too

busy taking care of my trainer

this is my last chance Cruz

last final finito. If i

lose, I never get to do this again

if you were a racer you'd

know what i'm talking about but you're not

so you don't.

Mack! pull over!

Now! now!

Okay okay pulling over

pulling over

ask me if I dreamed of being a trainer

Mr. McQueen go ahead

ask me if I got up in the dark to

run laps before school every day

ask me if I saved every penny to buy a

ticket to the races when they came to town

ask me if I did that so

that I could be a trainer someday ask me

No!

I wanted to become a racer forever

because of you.

I used to watch you on TV

flying in the air

you seemed so

fearless

dream small Cruz

that's what my

family used to say

dream small or not at all

they were just trying to protect me

but I was the fastest kid in town and i

was gonna prove them wrong

what happened

when I got to my first race.

I figured it out what

what

that I didn't belong

the other racers

look nothing like me

they were bigger

and stronger and so confident

and when they started their engines

that was it.

I knew i'd never be a racer.

I just left

it was my one shot

and I didn't take it

yeah so uh

i'm gonna head back to

the training center

I think we both know

it's for the best

but can I ask you something

what was it like for you

when you showed up to your first race

how did you know you could do it.

I don't know, I just never

thought I couldn't

it was shiny with that felt like

good luck Mr. McQueen

Cruz

Cruz, wait.

Champion for the ages

, Chick Hicks here

coming to you live from

Chick Hicks studios

where i'm joined once again by

next-gen racing expert, Natalie Certain

thanks Chick, Piston Cup

champion Jackson Storm

set a new record today when he pulled

off the fastest lap ever recorded

an unprecedented 213

miles an hour

so what do you think Certain

Stormy boy gonna start the

season with another win

highly likely Chick

based on his recent run times and

forecasted track temperatures on race day

Storms chances of winning are

95.2 %

that low huh

oh and in case you Missed it

talk of the track tonight is

Lightning McQueen finding

yet another way to

embarrass himself

at a demolition derby whoa

wow

almost makes me feel sorry

for the guy not really

here's what his new sponsor had to say

everyone relax, the 95 is gonna race

Lightnings just

taking a somewhat

unconventional approach

to this race

it's one of the things his fans love

about him

huh yeah right

talk about humiliating

ahow, I won't even bother to

show up in Florida

that could be for the best Chick

even if he does race. McQueen's

probability of winning is 1.2 percent.

Wow

numbers never lie.

i'm willing to predict tonight

that Lightning McQueen's

racing career will be over within the week

it might even be over now

I mean I knew his career

was stuck in the...

First you find a clamp from a rusty vamp

bump bump

quicker than a dart

make it in the park bump bump

that's the way it's done

it ain't 'bout the fun bump bump

lifting my funk making

sculptures out of junk

what's it

there we go, somebody's

interrupting genius

well, hey there buddy

mater!

You know I was just thinking of

you and here you are looking right at me

you see me okay

wait a second, let me see here.

Is that better?

Looking you straight in the eye there pal

hey sorry about calling so late

not for me it's not

i'm always burning

that midnight oil

so get me caught

up on everything

well, actually I am kind hope

i might hear what's going on back home

well, not much but if you don't count

Sergeant Fillmore trying to run the tire

shop but tell Luigi not to worry

Sergeant's gonna track down every

last tired it fell more done gived away

other than that everything's good

how is Sally

oh she's fine, keepin busy at the cone.

She misses you

well shoot,

we all do when you're on the road..

Yeah

you know, i've been kind of

thinking about that you know what

what we should do when i'm

not on the road anymore

what do you mean not on the road

you know

mater I can't do this forever

i'm just not getting

anywhere with the training

if anything i've gotten

slower not faster

sh*t buddy it'll work out

just tell me what your problem is

and i'll stay right her

with you till we fix it

that's just it mater...

I don't know,

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