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on the last lap legal?

He's not really pushin' him. He's

just givin' him a little bump draft.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hey. What? What's goin' on?

- That's what I call racin'.

- [Sobbing]

[Laughing]

[Crowd cheers wildly]

- Bravo il mio amico!

- Way to go, buddy!

There's a lotta love out there,

you know, man?

- Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.

- That's my hot rod.

Come on, baby, bring it out!

Bring out the Piston Cup!

Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

Yeah!

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Hey, how come the only one celebrating

is me, huh?

Where are the girls?

Bring on the confetti!

Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti.

What's goin' on?

Come on, snap some pictures.

I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!

Say it with me. Ka-chicka!

- Boo!

- Boo!

What's wrong with everybody?

Where's the happiness?

Hey! This is the start of the Chick era!

- Thanks, Lightnin'.

- You're welcome.

- Way to go, King!

- You're still the car!

You're The King! Yeah!

[Crowd cheers]

[Laughing and cheering]

- You made us proud, kid!

- Congrats on the loss, me bucko!

You got a lotta stuff, kid.

Thanks, Doc.

Hey, Lightnin'.

How 'bout comin' over here

and talk to me a minute?

Son, that was some

real racin' out there.

How'd you like to become

the new face of Dinoco?

But I didn't win.

Lightnin', there's a whole lot

more to racin' than just winnin'.

[Clank] He was so rusty,

when he drove down the street

- buzzards used to circle the car!

- [All laugh]

Thank you, Mr. Tex, but...

...but these Rust-eze guys over there

gave me my big break.

I'm gonna stick with them.

Well, I sure can respect that.

Still, you know,

if there's ever anything

I can do for you, just let me know.

I sure appreciate that.

Thank you.

Actually, there is one thing.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, look at me!

I'm flyin', by golly!

I'm happier than a tornado

in a trailer park!

I think it's about-a time

we redecorate.

Hi. Lightning McQueen told me

this was the best place in the world

to get tires.

How 'bout setting me and my friends up

with three or four sets each?

Guido! There is a real

Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store.

A real Ferrari!

Punch me, Guido.

Punch me in the face.

This is the most glorious day

of my life.

Wow. [Italian]

Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda.

Mi dicono che siete fantastici.

- [Sighing]

- [Engine rewing]

[Both chuckle]

Just passin' through?

Actually, I thought I'd stop

and stay awhile.

- I hear this place is back on the map.

- It is?

There's some rumor floating around

that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar

is setting up his big

racing headquarters here.

Really? Ah, well, there goes the town.

You know, I really missed you, Sally.

Well, I create feelings in others

they themselves don't understand and,

- blah, blah, blah.

- [Lightning chuckles]

McQueen and Sally

parked beneath the tree,

K- i-s-s... uh... i- n-t!

Great timing, Mater!

Hep-non, hip-hep, hi-li-lilly! Whee!

He's my best friend.

What're you gonna do?

So, Stickers, last one to Flo's buys?

I don't know.

Why don't we just take a drive?

Hmm... Nah.

Yeah! Ka-chow!

[John Mayer:
Route 66]

[Yelling]

[Sirens blaring]

[Sniffing] Ah-choo!

[Mater] All right, everybody

please keep together now.

We is now entering the Doc Hudson

wing of the museum.

Wow. Unbelievable.

That many wins in a single season.

He's the real deal, Junior.

The Hudson Hornet was my inspiration.

Excuse me, son.

Is Doc Hudson here today?

Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc

went out for a drive or somethin'.

- [Lightning] Whoo! Whoo!

- [Doc] Yeah!

Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.

Not today, old man.

I know all your tricks.

[Growls]

Doc! Doc!

Whoo-ah!

[Doc] Not all my tricks, rookie!

[All grumble]

[Cheering]

Attention!

Kiss the pavement goodbye.

When I'm finished, you'll have mud

in places you didn't know you had!

- Yo, I've never been off-road!

- Well, that's gonna change right now!

About face!

Drop and give me 20 miles!

Go! Go!

Go, go, go, go, go! Go!

Man, now I got dirt in my rims!

- [Pole hits metal]

- Huh? Look at this!

It's my hood! It's my hood!

I ain't seen this thing in 20 years!

Well, it fits perfectly.

How do I look? Ah-choo!

Oh, dang.

You are a toy car!

You are a sad, strange little wagon

and you have my pity. Farewell.

[Woody Car] Oh, yeah?

Well, good riddance, you loony!

Hey, I hate to break up the road rally,

guys, but they're here!

Birthday guests at three o'clock!

[Chuckling] Oh, man! Whoever does

the voice of that piggy truck,

I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!

We're banished, genius! Stuck here

in this wasteland without chains!

But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble!

She needs our help!

- You're still not listening! [gasping]

- Ah!

Welcome to the Himalayas!

Snow cone?

Oh, that Abominable Snowplow

is quite the comic thespian!

Just get in there.

Go! Go, go, go!

Circus cars?

How can you be circus cars?

These are the lousiest

circus cars in the world,

and they're gonna make me rich!

Wait a minute here.

They're just usin' the same actor

over and over.

What kind of a cut-rate production

is this?

[Brad Paisley:
Find Yourself]

[Minny moaning]

Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we

please ask someone for directions?

No! There's an on-ramp close!

I know it! I can feel it!

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