Cash Crop Page #5

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- Let's go, let's go. Come on.

- Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Out for a midnight stroll?

I understand this is your first

experience in a situation like this...

So I'm go to overlook

tonight in discretion.

But understand this.

Until I get my money,

you will not leave this house.

You will not phone anyone

or meet anyone...

unless I give my permission.

Is that understood?

- Is that understood?

- Yes.

Leslie?

Yes, f***ing yes!

Okay?

Now get back to bed.

Good morning.

Everybody sleep well?

What the hell is this?

I did a little shopping

while you people are sleeping.

Meat.

Why don't you slip over to the stove there, Sam,

and cook up some eggs and meat for Leslie and me?

What?

Eggs, Sam.

I want eggs.

Are you going to cook or not?

- I'll do it.

- No. I want Sam to do it.

He's a domestic man,

aren't you Sam?

What are you doing?

Stop it.

I just want him to do.

That's all, Leslie.

This is ridiculous.

It's the elementary school crap!

What's it going to be, Sam?

Whatever.

Eggs, no big deal.

And meat, Sam.

Make mine scrambled

will you?

How do you like your eggs,

Leslie?

F*** you.

It's easy for a woman, isn't it?

No physical threat,

without fear of reprisal.

You can just simply open

your big beautiful mouth...

and say whatever foul things

that comes into your head, right?

Come, sit by me.

Sam.

Go in there and rob it.

Bring me the money back.

- Wait, what?

- Are you crazy?

Hey, I can't do that!

Sh*t!

Get on the way, you can do it, Sam.

You'll be surprise how easy it is.

You see, the majority of men are

cowards, isnt that right, Sam?

All women are cowards.

Fear of this gun will drive them

to obey every command...

just as you obey mine.

Now, get in there and do it.

Running time for my orders, Sam.

I want my f***ing money.

- Now, go in there and do it.

- Alright, alright. Just relax.

Sam?

Your phone.

F***.

Hello?

Sam, it's me.

I want you to keep the line open.

I want to hear everything that's

going on in there, you understand?

If you get ugly, the line goes dead,

your wife goes dead with it, you understand?

Yeah.

Give me all the money!

Paper or plastic?

Jesus Christ, I don't care!

F*** you!

F*** you!

It's good, isnt it?

Give me the gun, Sam.

Count the money for him, Leslie.

He seems a little nervous.

Let's see how you did, Sam.

How much, baby?

$464.

$464.

That's not a great score, Sam.

Why didn't you get the coins?

What do you mean, I didn't get the coins!

I didn't I'm supposed to!

Now, you got that from the movies, right?

That's what stupid movies get you.

Money is money.

You get it all.

Okay.

That's $464,

subtracted from...

the balance of $13,876.

that comes to $13,412...

left to get.

Your turn.

Not me.

Why?

Because you're a woman?

The vagina gives you

special privileges, does it?

You, American women

always want equality.

Well, I'm giving it to you.

And get the change this time.

Leslie?

Same deal.

You get killed in there

and Sam he pays the price.

Okay?

Got it.

Raise your hands!

Give me the money, a**hole!

Come on, come on!

Put it in a bag!

The coins too!

Come on!

And give me a pack of cigarettes.

What kind?

- I don't care, the green ones.

- Menthol?

Just give me a goddamn carton!

Get on the floor!

Get down and don't move

for 5 minutes or you die!

Give me the gun.

Physical power over others

tastes sweet in the mouth.

Especially for a woman...

who doesn't often

get the experience.

Feeds you like mother's milk.

It's almost sexual, isn't it Leslie?

Hey, where did you get those?

I took them.

Oh, you shoplifted.

Shoplifted?

Okay, count all the money, Leslie.

$525.87.

My haul was bigger.

Leslie?

The day's total haul is $2128.16.

Subtracted from our

outstanding total leaves...

$11,283.84.

Isnt no great shape, folks. $2,100

for a whole day's work.

Actually, it's $2128.16.

Turn on the TV, Sam.

It's time for the news.

Go.

You're watching

WGN, News at 9.

Sit by me, Leslie.

Armed robberies occurred today

in the Chicago area.

Two men and one woman held up

a liquor store this morning...

and escaped capture.

Police believed it's the same trio...

that went on to rob six more

convenience store in an all day crime spree.

Police estimates, the robbers

got away with over $10,000.

That's bullshit!

There was a lie about the take.

Insurance fraud.

Everybody's crooked.

Everybody.

Police have compiled

the sketch of the trio.

Isn't that stupid? Those drawings

never looked like anybody.

In the history of the world, they've never

caught a criminal based on those stupid things.

Bahadurjit Tejinderpreet...

who has been robbed

more than ten times.

I know that guy.

Bear sh*t Tenderfeet.

I've been robbed by

the best thieves in Chicago!

These are amateurs!

F*** him!

The getaway car was a cream-colored

station wagon, believed to be a Buick.

Sh*t!

In other news...

- They know our car.

- They don't know anything.

They got no license number,

no photos, no names.

Detroit made ten zillion

of those cars. Relax.

Anyway,

Tomorrow, we'll use my car.

You're sideling up to side.

I'm not sideling.

- You sat beside him, Les.

- You cooked his meat.

Sam, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

We're both scared of him

and we have a right to be.

He's dangerous.

He's crazy and he's making us crazy.

I'm so sorry.

Empty the register, man.

Let's go!

Come on, hurry up, hurry up!

Don't do anything stupid.

Getting the hang of it, Sam.

Give me the gun.

- What kind of gun is this?

- The kind that scares people.

Now give me.

But what kind?

It's a Star Caliber 9mm,

Parabellum, semi-automatic...

pistol double action.

Made in Spain.

It weighs 39.68 ounces

and has a 4-inch barrel.

It fires a 120 gray...

metal jacketed bullet at

a mussel velocity of 1247 ft/sec.

Okay, now give me the f***ing gun.

I said give me the f***ing gun.

Nine millimetre.

Sam, what's happening

to us?

I watched you today.

You liked that gun.

Jesus.

Shut up, Leslie.

- Sammy!

- No, shut the f*** up.

Get the money!

I can't!

Family needs more money!

Get the f***ing money now!

No!

Goddamn you!

That girl's a natural, Sam.

Let's go!

Don't say one f***ing word to me!

Totals out to $5295.52.

It's not bad at all.

But we still have an outstanding balance

of $5988.32 and only one day left.

Turn on the TV, Sam,

it's time for the news.

Why don't you turn it on yourself?

Okay, Sam.

The threesome struck again today,

robbing ten different establishments...

in Cook County.

Ten in one day!

It could be a record.

Captain Johnson said he's never seen

such a desperate run of robberies.

The getaway car they're using now

is a black Lincoln, with no license plate.

If caught,

the two men and one woman...

face armed robbery charges...

which carries a 20 to 50-year prison term.

Actually...

when Leslie pistoled the old chink,

she'll be answered to robbery with aggravated assault...

It is life.

I made you do it, but I

didn't mean you like it, did I?

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