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the car.

- I like the car more than you,

b*tch.

- Hey, Lula went to the salon,

man,

you gotta fix her toilet.

- Yeah, we. Me. I am.

- [Elvis] No, okay.

You want a coffee?

- You all right?

- Yeah, yeah. We got time for

that.

Let's go, man. We'll...

I fix Lula's toilet now.

Good seeing you, Father Gjonni.

- [Elvis] How's it going,

Agroni?

- Give me half hour, man.

- Okay, just do it good, man,

Lula's a pain in the ass.

Okay look, I'm gonna go

talk to some renters,

so just call for me

when you need me, okay?

- [Agroni] Yeah, man.

- All right, man.

(knocking)

- [Elvis] Kush.

- [Kush] Yo man, why you

bothering me? It's harvest time.

- We should talk about some

things.

- Talk about some things?

We're gonna talk about some

things.

- About the building, bro.

- We got the Arab girls here.

The Latin lovely ladies here.

I got the Turkish girls there,

the Lebanese girls there.

I got it all going on, man.

Oh, I got something for you too,

hold on,

I forgot to give it to you.

This is my new sh*t.

This is my new sh*t, you're

gonna love this. Woo!

Check it out.

You gonna smoke with me?

- Stop f***ing with me, bro.

And how much power you

got coming down here, man?

- Just a little bit.

I increased it a little bit.

Let's go smoke, you're asking

too many questions now.

- Yeah, we should go smoke.

- [Kush] You're gonna love this

new sh*t,

I'm telling you, man.

You're the first person I'm

giving it to.

Wait 'til you try it, man,

you're gonna love it, love it,

love it.

- Kush, you can keep the weed,

man,

but we gotta come up with a

better number moving forward,

to keep this sh*t going right,

because I'm not f***ing

with trading no more.

I mean, it's not worth it to

trade.

- You don't gotta deal

with this stuff, man.

I gotta deal with this f***ing

sh*t.

- Bro, I gotta raise your rent,

and I want a small percentage of

the crop.

C'mon, man, I got a

million things to do, bro.

- I ain't big time like that,

man.

You can't do that, you can't

go back, I cleaned all this.

A deal's a f***ing deal, man,

and now you're changing the

f***ing...

- Bro, it's not worth it, man.

Everything's in my

name, I could, you know,

lose the f***ing building,

bro, it's a liability, man.

- Why are you doing this?

- Kush, you got the whole

basement,

and a nice unit upstairs for

600, that ain't sh*t, bro.

- [Kush] You know what?

- [Elvis] Hey man.

- [Kush] Give me my f***ing

sh*t, man.

One, two, three, four, five,

six.

Yeah, okay, no more of this.

That's fine.

- You got my rent or what, man?

- That ain't even cool, yeah,

I got your f***ing rent.

I showed you my f***ing porn,

I taught you what 80s music was.

- [Elvis] Just give me the

f***ing rent, man, come on.

- I hope this f***ing building

burns down with me in it.

What are you thinking about

going forward?

- [Elvis] I got to think about

it, man, I'll let you know.

And take this f***ing picture

down, man.

I'm not gonna tell you any more.

- Yeah, well, you're not good at

your job,

it's f***ing time for a

reelection.

I'm voting for the f***ing

underdog, man.

Got no f***ing friends

any more, but it's okay.

I got you, girl.

(moaning)

- F***...

F***. Oh, I'm gonna come.

(grunting)

- You want me to make you some

coffee?

- No, I gotta go.

- Oh, come on.

- Because Agroni's here.

- Hey baby, was this good? Was

it good?

- It was good.

You can do me a favor,

tell Leka to stop buying guns,

and start paying his rent.

I'll see you, sweetie.

- There you go, Elvis.

Sorry about the delay,

and, um, is it okay if I get a

receipt?

- [Elvis] Sure, Chad.

It's no problem, man. The

place looks great, bro.

Swear to God I've never seen it

this nice.

It is the best I've ever seen

it.

Could use two more guys

like him, eh, Agroni?

- Oh, thanks Elvis.

Hi, I'm Chad.

- Hi.

- See, Agroni, these are good

for the economy, man, you see?

They plant flowers and sh*t.

- Thanks. You guys want

something to drink?

- No, we're good, Chad, I swear

to God,

we got a million things to do

today,

man, I'm moving this

chick out down the hall.

So Chad, yo, let me ask you,

man,

like, why you guys moving

down here and sh*t?

- Homosexuals?

- No, man.

I mean, just like from the

suburbs.

- Well, the rent down here is

cheap.

The neighborhood's cute, you

know,

and it's different to what I'm

used to.

So, you move in, you invest in

the area,

you help it out and you build

something.

Actually...

All right, here you go,

you know, you guys should stop

by.

You should come by sometime, you

know,

um, you straight people are

allowed

to have fun too, you know.

- Is this your thing?

- Yep, that's my Saturday night

staple.

- Yeah, we can go on

Saturday, right, Agroni?

You got nothing going on.

- All right, cool, I'll

be there every Saturday.

- No, no understand, no.

- All right, man.

Well, thanks, Chad, again, bro.

- Thank you.

- Place looks great, just keep

doing what you're doing, man.

- Have a good day.

- What the f*** you

telling that f*ggot, man,

we're going to d*cks club, huh?

- Okay, Agroni, it was a joke,

bro, relax.

- No, no, Visie, Visie, I

don't joke like that, okay?

- Okay, it's this one.

Open it up, change the lock,

and I'll go check out Lena.

- I don't like the dick, okay?

- Why not, man? You should try

it, bro, everyone's doing it.

- What?

(Agroni speaks in Albanian)

- It's in style man, we'll

find you a nice guy, bro.

What's up, Len?

- Are we gonna go to Opal later?

- Yes, yes, Len, just play,

okay.

If I finish, we will.

- Oh man.

- You've got more white paint,

right?

I'll take f***ing this,

these f***ing DVDs.

- Well it's too bad, man, tough

sh*t.

(toilet flushes)

- [Agroni] Hey!

- Hello?

Hello?

Oh, Ed, what's up, buddy?

Where's your mom?

- She working.

- She's working? Who are you

with?

- Just me.

Is that a real gun?

- Yeah, guns are bad

though. They're real bad.

- He won't let me play over

here.

- I bet he does, come on.

- Why ain't the water work?

- The water ain't working

because you're mom's money ain't

working.

Are you thirsty or hungry?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, okay, we're gonna

get you something to eat.

My cousin over here.

Hey.

- [Agroni] Yeah?

- [Elvis] Yeah, my

place, yeah, go feed him.

- Mr. Landlord?

- Yeah?

- Can your friend please

not take all the movies?

- When your mother calls,

you're gonna get it back,

but just go with my cousin,

he's a nice man, okay?

We'll get you something to eat.

(talks in Albanian)

- I better get paid for this,

man.

(Agroni mutters in Albanian)

Oh sh*t.

Oh sh*t.

20, 40, 60, 80, that's one.

Thanks man, here.

- Visie?

- Eh?

- What are you talking about,

bro?

I was just playing with the fag

sh*t,

why you take everything so

seriously?

Get back in the old country.

- What are you talking

about, man? They're renters.

I'm just helping them.

Mind your f***ing business, man.

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