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of dealing with
look. look.
theirs is an art to finding anything to do that isn't work.
a few days later,
barry and matt were reported
for what they called
"helping the ladies. "
that sent them on their quest.
barry and matt knew
what they looked like.
and they knew that the women in the supermarket knew what they looked like.
their theory was that even
though it was a sex toy
masquerading as
a bottle of shampoo,
women would like
to try it as a sex toy
but were embarrassed to buy it because they knew what it looked like.
the decision to buy it would be an easier one if they were already at the checkout.
if they didn't object,
then barry and matt knew
they'd helped a bottle
find a happy home.
barry had challenged matt
to a scooter race
down one aisle and up the next.
they would do all 14 aisles, and then back to the starting line.
they had been waiting for the day the manager called in sick.
the art of doing something else other than the work you're supposed to do, is addictive.
the excitement of doing something that you shouldn't be doing,
along with the consequences
are so strong that it often pulls others away from their own art.
on your marks,
get set, go!
we got winded!
i hadn't slept in two weeks.
my breakup with suzy had left me with a sense that time had become unhinged.
i drifted between
imagination and reality,
between past and present
with increasing ease.
i feel like a real man.
you like men.
you like real men,
don't you?
when i'm out there
in the kit,
on the pitch
with the boys,
i look like a god,
i'm an adonis.
i keep myself
in good shape.
i see the looks.
i ignore them.
i feel the bolts of time slowly
coming away from the breakup.
time manipulation
is not a precise science.
like any art,
it's personal to the individual.
so what is the art in making
my shift go so fast?
i imagine the opposite.
that time is frozen.
for life has been paused.
within this frozen world, i'm able to walk freely and unnoticed.
nobody would even know
that time had stopped.
and when it started
back up again,
the invisible join would be seamless except for a slight shudder.
not unlike the feeling of somebody walking over your grave.
that moment when you see someone
walking down the street
who is so beautiful
you just can't help but stare...
well, imagine as i do,
that with the world on pause
it becomes very easy to understand the concept of beauty.
to have it frozen
in front of you.
captured.
unaware.
for me, this fascination with beauty started at a very young age.
i was six or seven, and my mom and dad had taken on a foreign student.
she was in her late teens,
and was studying english
at a nearby school.
being swedish, the walk from the shower to her room didn't need to be a modest one.
it was at that moment that something very profound happened to me.
i was exposed to the female form in a way i had never experienced.
i felt fascination and wonder
at the beauty of her nakedness.
and i wanted to freeze the world so that i could live in that moment for a week.
i have never had a feeling
of such completeness.
to this day i still think it was one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen.
you dropped these.
and would it be wrong?
would they hate me
for seeing them?
i read once about a woman whose secret fantasy was to have an affair with an artist.
she thought that he
would really see her.
every line,
every indentation,
and love them because they were part of the beauty that made her unique.
and when i'm ready, all i have to do to start time again
is crack my fingers.
you look like sh*t.
cheers.
- still not sleeping?
- no.
- feeling any better about suzy? - no.
- no.
no? why?
because every morning
you come by,
about the same thing.
and i'm bored of saying the same thing, and i'm bored of feeling sh*t about it.
and most of all i'm bored of
eew! look who didn't get out of bed on the wrong side this morning.
very funny.
but seriously, you're gonna feel like sh*t. it's gonna take time.
for instance, how long ago
before we started having
this conversation?
about ten minutes before
you knocked on the door.
oh, yeah.
and what was the thought?
the dust?
god, you're weird!
anyway, whatever. my point is, every day you think about her
and the things that you associate with her less and less.
before long, you'll go a whole day without thinking about her.
you know what might help
speed up the process?
what?
me and sean had been friends
since we were five.
we lived across the street from one another, and grew up together.
for his 12th birthday,
sean's mom and dad
had bought him
a state-of the-art computer.
oh, mom!
come on, boys, it's a nice day.
why don't you play in the park?
no. we're okay
playing this.
okay, i'm off shopping. you be all right by yourselves?
yes, mom. bye, mom.
bye, mrs. higgins.
i won't be long.
- wanna see something?
- what?
- what are they?
sean had found the magazines under his mom and dad's bed.
the swedish student was one thing, but this was something completely different.
the smiles on the girls' faces
and the total lack of shyness
about what they were showing the camera was so confusing for me.
i had never seen the female part
up close and in so much detail.
i guess i imagined
something neater,
like a smooth hole
drilled into a piece of wood.
the sort of hole where
but the reality was much more
sexually aggressive.
it was hard to imagine
that my teacher, mrs. booth,
had one under her skirt
that looked just like it.
- mom!
forgot my purse.
hey, what have
you two been up to?
after that, sean's mom
always thought we were gay.
what will help speed up
the process?
you need to distract yourself
with a couple of natalies.
a natalie was a term that sean had coined for any sexual encounter
that happened with a girl you
weren't in a relationship with.
the term had come from a girl called natalie who lived across the street from sean.
- hello. is natalie in?
- yeah. natalie!
- yeah?
- it's for you.
you see, sean had
worked out the connection
between the smiling faces
of the girls in the magazines
and the fact that
they were naked.
fifty p.
that's it.
natalie became one of the most popular girls on the street.
croissants on special offer.
she had
massive tits.
very funny.
we were only
having a laugh.
who's that?
that's a new kid.
apparently he's
a martial arts expert.
hey, mate!
come here.
what's your name?
brian.
ben says you know
kung fu.
yeah.
- so you reckon you can have me?
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