Cassidy Way

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Bang bang, bang bang!

Bang bang!

Ferris, you're

supposed to be dead!

Hey hey, Jamison, Ferris.

Come on boys, take

it easy, would you?

He's being stupid!

Hey!

What did I tell you

about using that word?

We don't call each other

names in this family, do we?

No sir.

All right.

- You're supposed

to say special.

Now play nice together

or you're not gonna

play together at all.

Yes sir.

All right, let's play fair.

- Okay but when I shoot

you, you go down like this.

Bang bang!

Oh, you got me.

Hooray!

Who wants iced tea?

I'm thirsty, let's go kids!

Come on.

Jamison where's your brother?

I don't know.

He was right here.

He went that way.

Ferris!

Ferris?

Ferris!

Ferris!

Ferris, wait!

Wait!

Ferris!

- Hey, you're on

private property.

Hands where I can see them.

He's got a gun!

Ferris, no!

No!

- Yeah well, I've had

enough wild nights

to last me a few lifetimes.

And they'll be around

for three or four more,

you know what I mean?

I think I do.

Not yet, sweetie.

Look, when I started this band

it was all about the music.

Now it seems to be

just one huge party

sort of blended together.

You doing anything tonight?

Um, I don't know.

- Well, have you

seen my trailer?

- We're just warming

them up for you.

- Um Trent, we

need you on stage.

Now.

- All right, sorry

to spoil the party.

Got a date.

Well thank you very much.

Oh.

I'm Gina Alexander.

All right guys that's a wrap.

Start loading the gear.

Trent!

Is she serious?

A**hole.

The accent was definitely fake.

- He's really from

Australia, I Googled it.

Well his accent's still fake.

Hey, Collin, Mitch, wait up.

Oh, Trent.

Oh I love your accent!

let's go to Vegas and elope,

you big Australian man.

- I can't believe that you

guys are actually jealous.

Yeah right.

- Hey Collin,

can I take a look?

Thanks.

- My favorite interview

was Concrete Dumptruck.

That guy was sick.

- Yeah I wanna know who names

their kid Concrete Dumptruck.

They should be in prison.

- Hey, when you dumped

the footage on the drive

did you look through

the other interviews?

You were gonna do it, you

said you wanted to take notes.

Yeah.

But, um.

Oh my God.

My entire film.

What are you talking about?

- Everything except the

interview with Trent is gone.

No, let me see this.

Oh I am so screwed.

Uh, it's not a big deal.

We can go back and reshoot it.

No, they all left.

This is the last show.

Hi there folks.

I'm here live on the scene

of Gina Alexander's

rock documentary,

where she has managed to delete

almost her entire

footage, every interview.

Gina, tell us how you feel.

Yeah, okay, there

you have it folks.

Another great moment brought

to you by Mitchell J. Pretti,

you can catch more of my

highlights on my YouTube channel.

You're Connor's boy, right?

You from Saxlow?

Where's your father?

You know he tried to blow up

one of our trucks last week.

Everybody says he's gone crazy.

Leave us alone.

- We're gonna take this property

one way or another, boy.

I'll turn this whole

town against you!

Donald Connors.

I think we need to talk.

- I needed that

footage to graduate.

It was only like 10 or 12 of

some of the coolest interviews

of some of the most awesome

bands still alive today.

Mitch.

- Hey, Gina, don't

feel bad about it okay?

I remember when I was 12,

I lost all my footage.

Will you just shut up?

Seriously.

Enough.

Awkward.

What mile marker are we at?

- Get off at the next exit, we

can stay at my mom's tonight.

- No, I just wanna

get back okay?

- We're all exhausted,

and I'm starving.

I know a great pub up ahead.

I'm not hungry.

Then have a drink.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Welcome to Kern County.

Home of, nothing.

Hey, 10 bucks says the average

sum total of front teeth

in this bar is two point five.

Dude, this isn't Virginia.

Just saying.

All right, let's do this.

- Come on Gina, turn

that frown upside down.

We're getting drunk.

First round on me.

IDs?

Thanks.

Hold on big guy.

This you?

Yeah.

Sure don't look like you.

I get that a lot.

War changes a man.

Vietnam?

Okay, maybe we are in Virginia.

Seriously?

Come on.

Here.

Thank you.

In Virginia, if I

divorce my wife,

is she still my mom

or am I an orphan?

Being an orphan must suck.

Dammit Mitch.

What?

- I'm gonna go clean off

some of the past 10 hours.

What?

She's an orphan.

And you are an idiot.

How did I not know this?

I've known her

longer than you have.

- Maybe you should talk less

and listen a little more.

Donald!

- Do you know who belongs

to that black SUV?

They just came in.

So where'd you take her?

I took her to Hardee's.

- That girl lets you

take her anywhere.

How long you guys

been going out?

Four days?

That's a record for you.

It is.

How've you been Mr. Connors?

I haven't seen you in a while.

Whisky, bourbon.

Okay.

- So it would have

been a crime not to.

When they came over,

and it was like...

Wow.

I look stupid.

No, you look great.

Finish your story.

No no, it was stupid.

Just, it was dumb.

Wow.

Mitch Pretti.

If I had only known makeup was

all it took to shut you up,

I would have worn it years ago.

No you wouldn't have.

What?

Nothing.

Guys, can we get the check?

These guys are creeping me out.

- But you, you're the one

that wanted to come here.

Yeah, I know.

I'll be in the car.

Really?

- So, two brews

and a pina colada.

This was his.

Yeah, right.

It's been a while, Connors.

Hear you're still holding out.

Look, Donald.

Saxlow was willing to push

her offer up to $600,000.

They won't buy any of us

out until you sign on.

Not my problem.

- Dammit Donald, you're not

the only one affected by this.

The bank's about

to take my house.

Pete, he hasn't worked

in seven months.

They killed my son, John.

You think they should

have my land too?

It was an accident.

It was just an accident.

Do yourself and

your family a favor

and take the money.

You can start over.

Did they put you up to this?

- I've never seen 'em

before in my life.

Hey, it's been 10 years, Donald.

Just move on.

- Could you move on

if it was your son?

And you see his

killers every day?

Could you?

What just happened?

- Probably just

fighting over you.

Shut up.

- Let's finish these

beers and get out of here.

All right, cheers.

Do you remember what happened

last time I was here?

- You mean

when my mom started

playing her Joni

Mitchell records

and telling us stories

about LA in the '70s

while forcing you to

model my dad's old clothes

around the living room?

Yeah.

Let's not do that again.

I'll do my best.

Coming!

Oh, Mitch!

Hi Mom.

What are you doing here?

Come in, come in.

So happy to see you, hi, hi.

- Hey, you remember

Collin, right?

- Of course I do,

how could I forget?

You look just like

my ex-husband Morty.

Good to see you.

And you must be Gina.

Mitch tells me that

you are making a movie.

We were.

We are.

- So guess what guys,

I'm so happy you're here.

I have The Princess Diaries.

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