Cat Run

Thank you.

Welcome.

Well, thank you.

Up the stairs, ma'am.

- Come on, let's go.

- I'm coming.

Good evening, ladies.

Purses.

Good evening. Can you

open your jacket, please?

Excuse me!

Follow me.

Why all the security?

OK, big boys with the big guns,

- I feel protected.

- They are not here to protect us.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Cat, don't worry.

Yeah, but just stay safe, OK?

Yes, don't worry about me.

Goddamn. They're having a fun night.

Check it out.

Are you crazy?

Ooh, I like the chick in the back,

the blonde one.

Yeah. Do you think

she's got her real tits?

Jakovic, hi. I owe you, pal.

See you.

No, no, no, thank you.

Come on!

Take that!

Oh-ho! That's good.

That's really good.

I'm going to take this off.

Take it off. Who wants to

f*** a big, fat American?

- I want to f***.

- You do?

Do you know each other?

- No.

- Well, you will soon.

- Hi, I'm Lela.

- Cat. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

Sava. Come, come.

Come.

- Please, please.

- Anthony, very full.

Sava, how can you sell the food

if you don't know what it tastes like?

My stomach, its very...

Full, I know.

You and you and me...

- What? What the f***?

- What are you doing here?!

Jesus Christ! What are you?

Jesus! You're wet.

- Why are you here?

- I came to see my best friend.

- Meet my ladies.

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

- This is, er, Eva?

- Jieva.

- Jieva.

- Mm-hm.

- And this is Natsuya?

- Nastasya.

- N-Nastasya.

- Nastasya, yes.

Uh-uh. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, yeah.

This is my oldest friend, Anthony.

How are you doing? Hi.

I saved him from

many brutal beat-downs.

Hey!

It's true.

How beautiful are they?

Look at that.

- You need a place to stay?

- No, I got a spot down the street.

They laid it out, flat screen TV,

satellite dish,

minibar, got 950 channels.

- I'm watching the game.

- No, you didn't.

- What you talking about?

- It's bullshit.

Yesterday was the tenth.

No international travel.

It's now 3.27,

it means you got in around 2pm,

which makes it the British Air

9.15 from Philly.

Unless you're giving hand jobs

to LeBron,

no way you saw a basketball player.

There's three channels only so...

- OK.

- You need a place to stay.

I said they could stay with us.

- They can't.

- You got a girlfriend?

- No, but you do.

- You do?

- You have a girlfriend?

- What happened was...

What happened with Stephanie?

I've been promoted, so I'm moving to

California. The movers come tomorrow.

I want you and your sh*t out of here.

Here, 300 bucks.

- Good luck.

- You're paying me to move?

But deep down, I think she loves me.

You can stay on my couch,

help with the restaurant.

- Get these girls a cab.

- You'd take away my hoasis?

Come on, you're going to help

me cook. Make something good.

They need to help me cook, too.

I'm right up here.

So? You like it?

Yeah.

You want me to be straight up?

OK, f*** it. Go next door and eat yak

butter and deep-fried Twinkies.

No, no, no, no! Let me finish this.

I'm just saying, maybe

the restaurant business isn't for you.

It's a people-pleasing thing and

you're not a people-pleasing person.

So what do I do, man, huh?

You tell me.

I should serve hotpockets and

Chef Boyardee like the rest?

To win paying customers, yes.

- Hey, I've got to drop this deuce.

- Go.

Where's the bathroom?

I'm just playing.

I'm going to take a leak real quick.

Whoa!

May I please use your phone?

Yeah, it's right back there

on the right.

OK.

Er, wait, you want maybe a drink?

A little wine? Something to eat?

Rain check.

Oh, my gosh.

Hello?

Ryder, it's me, Cat.

- What the f*** did you do?

- Me? I survived, that's what I did.

- They said there was an accident.

- Their guns went off

multiple times

and shot all the multiple girls?

Don't worry, we'll take care of it.

You'll be fine.

I wonder where her baby is.

- Er, what baby?

- The little bruise round her pinky.

When my nephew was teething,

he'd teeth on her pinky

and it left a bruise.

She wanted a drink

but she wouldn't have one.

Also, I could be wrong,

but, I'm looking at her breasts

and thinking milk.

Really? I'm looking at her titties

and thinking half and half.

- Where are you?

- Don't worry.

- Did you tell them about Alex?

- Of course not.

You're worth more alive

and on your back.

The pants. The pants.

- Hello?

- Grushenka,

I can't talk long,

so please listen to me.

Cat, what's going on?

I need you to watch Alex

a little longer.

I'll be back as soon

as I can get across the border.

Where are you Cat?

Is everything OK?

Just tell me what's wrong.

You're scaring me, Cat.

- Sabina is dead.

- What?

- Sabina is dead.

- Sabina is dead?

Here comes the action, man.

Check it out.

Ooh, you like that, huh?

- The safety word is "toast"?

- Toast, yes.

Grushenka, please...

We'll cry about her later. Not now.

You're gonna scare Alex.

Can you put him

on the phone?

Hello, baby... it's mommy.

I miss you so much.

I love you very much.

Baby, I love you so much.

I miss you so much.

Here she comes.

Don't say nothing.

Thank you very much.

- You are so nice and handsome.

- Oh, you, too.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Did you see the munk?

Fun fact. I don't trust her.

What,

cos she didn't eat your food?

Not just that.

She's about to take my car.

All the bending over

was a subterfuge

to sleight of hand my keys.

- She also took your phone.

- What?!

Come on!

Quick! Come on, man.

Hey, hold on! Hey!

Lady, open the door.

You've got my phone.

Come on. El nio loco.

What are you doing?

I just want my phone.

My momma bought me that phone.

Come on, I've got numbers.

Come on.

Miss, could you please steal

someone else's car?

Don't drive off with my phone!

Hey!

Lady! Hey! I'm gonna call the cops!

Man, sh*t!

You're gonna let her

steal your car like that?

She must really need it.

"She... She must really need it?"

I must really need my phone!

- How far is your place?

- 15 minutes away.

You said that 15 minutes ago.

Anthony, you don't think

my business ideas

have been unsuccessful, do you?

Compared to what?

Some have been

very, er, interesting.

It's not how good you are,

it's how good you wanna be.

- I guess so.

- I got an idea.

What you got?

- OK, it's a lot of money.

- Ah, this is a good story.

- We'll make a lot.

- Sounds interesting.

I need a one-way ticket to Treviso.

One moment.

You want to set up

a detective agency?

I want us

to set up a detective agency.

You've been through a lot.

- No, this guy Gerry told me...

- Who the hell's Gerry?

You know Gerry.

He comes on late night.

Is your spouse cheating on you?

Do you want to find a loved one?

If you can't catch them,

Kech can.

Licensed private investigators.

He charges $400

plus expenses.

Dude, trust me.

These guys eat well, they tip well.

You know chicks love that.

And we have one clear advantage.

- What's that?

- We have nothing better to do.

Listen, we'd need an office,

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