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you guys can stay with her

'cause I only got

one couch upstairs.

Okay, well, then, uh, look, I'm

gonna stay upstairs with Big Ray.

Yeah, that's all right.

And' uh, you know...

Go on and take

that for the team.

Stay with Simone. Okay.

But she's good. She's

big, but she's sweet.

You'll like her.

So that's not her?

(SCREAMING)

I missed you! Wow! Look at you!

You look great! Uh.

Look at... You got so big.

And you got so small.

But like a good small, though.

Yeah? You look so good.

Oh. Is this your friend?

Anthony, nice to meet you.

I think I'm staying with you.

Oh, I was just telling

Anthony (CLEARS THROAT)

that you're gonna be staying

with Big Ray upstairs.

Well, whatever you guys want'

JULIAN:
I know what I want.

Want me to show you inside?

Cool, all right. I'M

go ahead and, uh...

See you at dinner' huh?

Yeah, take care. All right.

Uh, you know, Antoine,

guests in my house

don't have to cook.

Oh, it's Anthony, please.

It's my pleasure. I like

to earn my keep' you know?

You want to come over here

and taste this stuff?

Ah, no, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)

I'm looking forward.

MAN". Big Ray.

Um' listen, y'all

might want to bring

a little something

extra to eat tonight.

No, no. Just bring a

little somethin'- somethin'

RAY:
All right. Come on m. Get

this food in here. Come on.

Angie?

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

Is any of this vegetarian?

RAY:
All right, come on.

ANTHONY:
All right,

who wants the good stuff?

Antoine, he made these ribs.

Okay? Come on. (ALL CHEERING)

MAN:
Lord, we would

like to thank you for

bringing this strong

family together today.

And thank you for the bounty

that you have placed upon us.

In Jesus' name, amen.

(RAY SNORES)

JULIAN:
And thanks

for bringing the beer.

So rude!

Who made all this?

(INAUDIBLE)

I miss food. Yeah.

ANTHONY:
Hey, Big Ray, you tried

that sauce with the ribs?

Oh, yeah. The sauce

was wonderful.

ANTHONY:
Right? Mmm-hmm.

Did you try that sauce?

Did y'all try

the barbecue sauce?

What are you doing with

yourself these days, Jackhole?

Jay, um, lives in New York.

I'm a private investigator.

A what? RAY:
A private dick.

(ALL LAUGHING)

JULIAN:
And, uh..

Private detective, or dick.

I'm a dick, okay?

I'm a dick. All right?

Bullshit. (ALL LAUGHING)

I don't know why

it's so funny. It's true.

We have an office space

we just leased out.

We solve cases.

Yes, we some oases.

We've gotten cases.

How many cases? A lot of cases.

Yeah, we... A lot of cases.

We had one big case

that put us on the map.

But then all of the rest of them

were like little branch cases.

Uh, cheating husbands, alimony

checks not being there.

Child support things, those cases.

We had a murder case.

RAY:
So' you're in people's

drawers and pocketbooks?

Something like that. You know.

Hey, sex sells'

(ALL LAUGHING)

What's the name of

this crackerjack outfit?

It's called the Juan

Detective Agency.

You and who else?

You and who?

You and me.

That's okay, Jackhole,

y'all probably just

in it for the p*ssy.

But that's a good reason

to be in anything.

Ain't that right, baby'?

That's what I'm talking about.

(ALL LAUGHING)

RAY:
Hey' Hey.

What's going on?

From the Halls of Montezuma.

Wilson.

Hey, hey.

JULIAN:
What's up, man?

I was wondering when

you were showing up.

What's going on, man?

You all right, brother?

Hey, come and have a seat, man.

WILSON:
Excuse me for being rude.

I'm sorry.

My military friend here, Nina.

ALL:
Hi.

RAY:
Pleased to meet you.

Welcome.

Come on in.

JULIAN:
So you don't

remember anything?

It's just a blank.

(SIGHS)

Doctors say that it probably

won't ever come back.

But I saw the official story,

and it just doesn't

make any sense.

They said it was

a training exercise.

What kind of training exercise kills

the three highest-ranking officers,

his sergeant and a doggone.

Civilian.

RAY:
Yeah, a civilian.

Civilian?

Stripper.

There's rumors going

around that she was...

You know me' Jay.

I love the ladies' but I

would never hurt nobody.

You know that

JULIAN:
Now, they're saying it's

some kind of gang rape gone wrong.

Now, look, my cousin

may have blue balls

and absolutely zero game,

but he's no rapist.

So you want to clear his name?

Yeah, and it wouldn't

hurt to gain some points

with the southern relations.

Look, I know I got you into this

competition, and now I'm asking you to.

Nah, man, don't worry about that.

I'll drop out

No, I'm not saying that

I'm saying we do both.

I say we clear my cousin's

name and win the contest.

What do you think?

I say we got our next case.

My man.

Let's go inside, it's cold.

BOJAN:
You have failed

in your mission'

The Wolf still needs the plans.

(TATIANA SPEAKING OTHER

LANGUAGE ON PHONE)

BOJAN:
That is courteous,

but unnecessary.

Mina's body and personal effects

have been moved off base.

(TATIANA SPEAKING

OTHER LANGUAGE)

For the moment, I do not know.

But that will change.

Mina's body cannot be autopsied

or the nature of our gifts

will become known.

And this will bring

unwanted attention.

Is that clear? Mmm.

Expect my call.

Mina.

MINA:
You need some positive

male attention for a change.

(INAUDIBLE)

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

Hi, welcome to

Uptown Speed Dating.

Hi-.

So, are you ready to mingle?

TATIANA:
Um...

Yes. Okay, great. So

what's your name?

Um...

My name is Ludmila.

Hi, it's really nice to meet you.

I'm Andrew.

Nice to meet you, too.

How's it going? Jeff. Gabriel.

Bobby. Very nice to meet you.

How are you doing?

Where are you from?

I'm from Croatia.

Mmm, Russia.

I am from Czech Republic.

I like to play soccer.

You like soccer?

I love dancing.

And skiing.

And, uh...

Do you like Chekhov'?

Who's Chekhov?

Yes, the original series Chekov.

Not that douche from the J.J.

Abrams reboot.

My favorite of his would have

to be The Cherry Orchard.

(SNAPS FINGERS)

Up here. Yeah?

Yes.

Switch.

I am a professional gambler.

I'm an actor.

I am hoping to be m

real estate one day.

Do you like real estate?

Um, I'd like to have

a house on the beach.

You look like someone who would

do very well on a beach.

That was very awkward.

I shouldn't say it that way.

I'm just a fitness buff,

a gambling fiend.

Go out every night and

try to pick up women.

Uh, I'm a fashion designer.

A gym teacher.

I work with children,

sick children.

Switch.

I love your eyes and your teeth'

Your smile is very pretty.

Your chin is amazing. My chin?

It's a strong chin.

I don't like these girls

who have the chins,

they start over here

and go all the way down.

I like your eyes a lot.

My eyes or my ass?

You have the most amazing

eyes I've ever seen.

And I'm not a breast guy,

so I think we might work out.

Switch!

You don't have a nametag.

I'm Eric.

This is Cody and Dustin.

Always bring your buddies

with you on a date?

My cousins.

Family is very important to me.

I see.

What do you like to do, Eric'?

Wind-surfing, cooking classes,

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