Cat Run 2 Page #6

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

(EXHALES)

Yeah.

BOJAN:
New orders from the Wolf.

You are going to pay a

visit to Senator Barnes.

And thus time, Tatiana,

do not f*** it up.

ANTHONY:
Who has jurisdiction over

Fort Polk? Non-military, I mean.

Senator James Barnes.

ANTHONY:
All right, we're

gonna hit Barnes' office

in Baton Rouge in the morning'

Wait, Barnes is in

town this weekend.

Today's the annual

gala for Tulane alumni.

Gussain is supposed to go.

Hmm.

JULIAN:
Whoa! She got

those Helen Binghams.

Wow. You really

don't stop, do you?

What? Hang on, no. I know

where I saw that tattoo.

Oh, sh*t. Bingham.

Pay attention. I have a

little business to attend to.

Catalina, take this.

Look after Mummy, will you?

ANTHONY:
Of course. The Order

of the Ghost Scorpion.

Order of the what now?

It was this

post-Cold War experiment,

an attempt to fill the power

vacuum after the Wall came down'

An international consortium

of assassins. (G ROANS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Here.

HELEN:
Do you need a moment?

(GUNSHOT)

BOJAN:
What did you

say your name was?

Bingham. Helen Bingham.

ANTHONY'. Bojan Dragovic

was a godfather and guru.

An expert in irregular warfare

and bio-enhancement

technologies.

The titanium bones.

That's right.

He created a cadre

of super-assassins.

After the oligarchs bought

out Russian intelligence,

Dragovic brought the organization

into the private sector,

working with whoever

was willing to pay.

Most recently, a financier

known as the Wolf.

How do you know all this?

I just know where to look,

Tor, Deep Web' Wikipedia.

(TYPING)

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

What? What is it?

Uh, it's Professor Gussain.

Mmm. It's for you.

The Wolf plans to

kill Barnes today.

I got to get this number to Barnes'

security, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Gussain contacted us.

So what?

That means he's too scared

to contact anyone else.

Even the Senator's security.

The Wolf's got

people everywhere.

If we're going to do something,

we've got to do it on our own.

Where's this gala at?

Still so much like the intern

I took on 20 years ago.

You couldn't take no for

an answer then either.

I suppose that's part of your

appeal to your investors.

I'm glad you made

it tonight' James.

After our last meeting.

Oh, oh, oh.

Even old friends don't

always see eye-to-eye.

I hope you don't need my

affirmation anymore, Hannah.

No' but I'll always

need your vote, Senator.

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

Ah.

If you'll excuse me. Of course.

This is Hannah Wollcrcft.

Yes, I'll take the call.

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

Hey, what time

are we starting at?

Already started, man.

Oh, sh*t.

Play it cool. Play it cool.

Play it cool.

I need to see some IDs.

(CLEARS THROAT) You

know, she got my ID.

Oh! You got the.

I keep 'em in here.

(CHUCKLES) Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, I left them at home. What?

Girl, check the left titty.

Check the left titty.

You need ID just to get

into a wedding reception?

Oh, no, wedding reception

is right around this corner.

First floor, the Bayou Room.

ANTHONY:
Great, thank you.

Take care, guys. Let

me see your ID, man.

You really work here?

SIMONE:
Bye!

JULIAN:
And these spots normally

have rooms we can cut through, so...

ANTHONY:
Yeah, we'll go. We'll

find another way through.

JULIAN; All right.

BEST MAN:
Whoever would've guessed me

tossing Terrible Timmy out of the ring

would literally land

him in the lap of love?

(APPLAUSE)

Look at this couple,

aren't they great?

Hey, man, high five.

Look at this hot couple.

I mean, come on. (APPLAUSE)

Enough of me and the word games.

Let's hear some of

Tina and Tim's friends'

words of encouragement and love.

You, sir, you. Red tie,

come here for a second.

Me? BEST MAN:
You. Come here.

You sure you want me?

BEST MAN:
Just say something

about this great couple.

No, you. (CHUCKLES)

(ALL CHEERING)

Well, uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

What can I say about the

bride and groom, right,

that hasn't already

been said, huh?

Well, I met...

Tim. Tim?

Met Tim in a, uh..

A mini-bar in Little Tokyo,

and we got into some small

talk' had some short ribs.

And what can I say

about the bride, right?

She's so effervescent.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Tina? (MOANING)

Tina? Yeah.

Twerking Tina?

It is a small world.

(STUTTERING)

You know what I mean.

(CHUCKLES)

Tina and I, uh,

met at a strip club...

Mall. Strip mall,

met at a strip mall.

And, um...

I always said,

with that kind of ass.

Assets. She has many assets

that work in her favor.

And I always thought that she

was destined for big things.

Obviously, we all know that big

things come in small packages.

Or smaller packages, right?

Anyways, do you

still have that tattoo?

She has a great

tattoo of a cowgirl

holding a lasso.

So every time she'd twerk,

the lasso would just.

It would whip like that.

It would just do

a little whip like that

It was a pelvic thrust

that she would do.

Anyways, we all have a style.

I have a style.

You all have a style.

Breaking Bad, you have a style.

And if tiny Tim can handle that,

then more power to you,

and if he can't...

Then, girl' you need to call me.

All right, okay.

(MIC FEEDBACK)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(GRUNTING)

JULIAN:
Ah!

This isn't a fair fight!

How many of y'all want some?

ANTHONY:
Come on. Dump this sh*t.

MAN:
Switch!

(SCREAMING)

JULIAN:
Okay, okay!

Hold up! He got my ribs!

My balls.

Get off of him now!

(SCREAMING)

TINA; Put him down!

JULIAN:
Oh, you...

JULIAN:
Let me get mine! Let

me get on my feet. (GRUNTS)

Y'all lucky I don't

call my cousins!

You know you're

the only one I love.

All right, come on.

SIMONE:
What was that?

What? I got caught in

my pornographic memory mode.

Worlds collide, okay?

Hey' will you guys knock it off?

We got a life to save.

We gotta find the Senator.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

HANNAH:
All assets are in place.

You are weapons free.

(WHISTLING) TATIANA: Excuse me.

Remember me?

Mmm'?

Oh, sh*t.

TATIANA:
Relax. (JULIAN GROANS)

TATIANA:
Everything's

going to be fine.

(JULIAN'S HEART THUMPING)

Close your eyes.

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

Almost there.

TATIANA:
I have eyes on him.

The Order has lowered

its standards, huh?

No more world

powers for clients.

No more finger on

the pulse of history.

Now you're just

another corporate tool.

A cog in the wheel.

Shut up, Mr Hester.

Whoa.

SIMONE:
Jay?

Jay?

Hello'? Jay? Wake up, baby.

Come on.

Wake up!

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

Do you like Chekhov'?

You don't mean chief navigator

of the Enterprise,

so Cherry Orchard,

Uncle Vanya, Three Sisters...

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

A little college Russian.

Tatiana, kill him.

I want you to know

it's nothing personal.

I think it is.

Ah, for f***'s sake, Tatiana.

(HANNAH SPEAKING MANDARIN)

Stand down,

I repeat, stand down.

Report back for instructions.

BOJAN:
How dare you

interrupt our work!

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

Is our deal off?

No. Our deal is no

longer necessary.

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